Doujin
30-03-2004, 05:17
Press Release
"Over the years, Doujin has built over 20,000 Nuclear Weapons. 12,500 are Nuclear Advanced ICBM's, and the rest are Aircraft launched projectiles. Over the next few years, Doujin will be reducing this number to 15,000. 10,000 Advanced ICBM systems and 5,000 Aircraft launched nuclear projectiles. Any questions?"
The Minister scans the room as the reporters raises their hands.
"You, Jake. In the back."
"Thank you, sir. This really doesn't have relevance to the nuclear weapons, but there have been reports that the Doujin Military is going to increase it's number of coastal defense encampments. Is this true?"
"Jake, you put me in a tough position here. Over the next 10 years, Doujin will more than double the current number of coastal defense encampments. A total of 2 Trillion dollars has been allotted to this initiative, and a small amount of eachs years defense budget over the next 10 years will be reserved for the increase."
The Minister looks at his watch.
"One last question. You, Jennifer."
"Thank you. What is the largest nuclear warhead in the Doujin nuclear arsenal?"
"Good question. The Doujin nuclear arsenal's largest nuclear weapon is 5 megatons. We believe that large nuclear weapons are more likely to cause problems, so we try to stick to less than 1 megaton. A majority of the nuclear weapons in the nuclear arsenal are 100-500 kilotons, but there are a significant amount of 1 megaton nuclear weapons. I'm afraid that is all the time I have for today. Pleasure, as always. Have a nice day, guys."
The Minister walked out of the room and grabbed a glass of ice water.
"Damn nukes, wish I could get rid of them totally.. but those damn Generals."
"Yea, I know what ya mean Minister. I'll walk you to your car."
"Thank you, Sam. What would I do without you?"
Both men chuckled.
"I don't know sir. I don't know."
"Over the years, Doujin has built over 20,000 Nuclear Weapons. 12,500 are Nuclear Advanced ICBM's, and the rest are Aircraft launched projectiles. Over the next few years, Doujin will be reducing this number to 15,000. 10,000 Advanced ICBM systems and 5,000 Aircraft launched nuclear projectiles. Any questions?"
The Minister scans the room as the reporters raises their hands.
"You, Jake. In the back."
"Thank you, sir. This really doesn't have relevance to the nuclear weapons, but there have been reports that the Doujin Military is going to increase it's number of coastal defense encampments. Is this true?"
"Jake, you put me in a tough position here. Over the next 10 years, Doujin will more than double the current number of coastal defense encampments. A total of 2 Trillion dollars has been allotted to this initiative, and a small amount of eachs years defense budget over the next 10 years will be reserved for the increase."
The Minister looks at his watch.
"One last question. You, Jennifer."
"Thank you. What is the largest nuclear warhead in the Doujin nuclear arsenal?"
"Good question. The Doujin nuclear arsenal's largest nuclear weapon is 5 megatons. We believe that large nuclear weapons are more likely to cause problems, so we try to stick to less than 1 megaton. A majority of the nuclear weapons in the nuclear arsenal are 100-500 kilotons, but there are a significant amount of 1 megaton nuclear weapons. I'm afraid that is all the time I have for today. Pleasure, as always. Have a nice day, guys."
The Minister walked out of the room and grabbed a glass of ice water.
"Damn nukes, wish I could get rid of them totally.. but those damn Generals."
"Yea, I know what ya mean Minister. I'll walk you to your car."
"Thank you, Sam. What would I do without you?"
Both men chuckled.
"I don't know sir. I don't know."