NationStates Jolt Archive

Iraqi Satellite Channel

For the last six days, since the capture of both the Saudi and Kuwaiti royal families, no one had heard anything about them until today. The Iraqi Satellite Channel showed both Crown Prince Abdullah, former leader of Saudi Arabia and the former Kuwaiti leader.

Excerpts from the Saudi leader's speech:

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"I am Crown Prince Abdullah, former leader of Saudi Arabia. Today, I declare that Suadi Arabia officially joins Al Anbar in union for the betterment of the Arab and Muslim peoples worldwide."

"I am here to also tell you of my failures as leader of Saudi Arabia. I have supported terrorist actions against our great neighbour, Al Anbar. I have supported terrorist actions against Israel. I have supported worldwide terrorists. I come before you today to apologize for my actions."

"Saudi Arabia will prosper under the union. We shall no longer be the fools and stooges of outside powers or support murderers. We shall join together to defend ourselves from these people. Long live Al Anbar."


After that, the Kuwaiti leader was shown, and made a statement reaffirming Kuwait's entry into Al Anbar and admission of supporting terrorist actions against Al Anbar.

Whittier holds these rulers were forced against their will, at gunpoint, to make these false confessions.
Let them go to a neutral nation. Then let us see if they maintain these "confessions".
People will confess to anything while they are under duress and have guns pointed at them.

...it's about time those false, corrupt regimes were finally buried. Although we may not be all that fond of Al-Anbar's leadership, at least they have these fork-tounged traitors out of power, and their fictional states made part of the Arab nation.

In a secondary statement, Kilean expresses our profound wish that oil prices remain stable, and warns that if any attempt is made by Al Anbar to hold the world hostage with an Oil embargo, our nation shall be very unhappy.

However, we are not a nation that wishes to primarily make threats, and Kilean Petrochemical Combine, Gmbh. is very interested in investing in an oil transfer facilitiy in the shatt al arab.

OOC: Bud, I hope you ignore future tech, Thelas owns Kuwait, and has since Drum Gods fell...

In a secondary statement, Kilean expresses our profound wish that oil prices remain stable, and warns that if any attempt is made by Al Anbar to hold the world hostage with an Oil embargo, our nation shall be very unhappy.

However, we are not a nation that wishes to primarily make threats, and Kilean Petrochemical Combine, Gmbh. is very interested in investing in an oil transfer facilitiy in the shatt al arab.

Al Anbar has no interest in "holding the world hostage". Al Anbar only seeks to provide security and peace throughout the Middle East. We have no ambitions to hold the precious materials that are underground.

The Ministry of Oil would be more than happy to cooperate with Kilean in building new oil facilites and working out further oil contracts that would be beneficial to both our peoples.