Dontgonearthere
28-03-2004, 21:20
Just for those funny things that have been typed by you or others.
Note that these are semi-OOC, and are not to be used as evidence in any sort of war declaration, economic thing, or any sort of RP, unless permission is givin via telegram.
"You will report to the Presidents office immidiatly, on pain of pain."
-DGNT Royal Guard
"We own all your weapons, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals, touch us you'll looooossseeeee"
-GLACORP Corporate jingle.
"Perhaps you would like to visit the Information Gathering Technicians? They have a wonderful talent for refreshing peoples memory."
-Mr. 47
"In this city, a penny saved is a penny you wont see again."
-Citizen
"Why yes, I love the government, my family loves the gov- HELP! HELP! THEYRE FORCING ME TO SAY THIS! THEY SAID THEY WOULD KILL ME! HELP HELP HELP! AHHH!!! LET GO! LET GO!" THUMP
-Citzen
"Your country is about to undergo an economic shift into the glass production sphere, you may experience a brief sensation of heat and light, but dont let it disturb you."
-Mr. 47
"Now we sing this stupid song.
Sing it as we run along.
Why we sign this I dont know
We cant make the words rhyme prop'r'ly
SOUND OFF!
One, two!
SOUND OFF!
Errr..."
-Dontgonearthereian Drill Instructor and troops
"Dunno, but its shiney. And it beeps when you press this button."
-DGNT scientist when asked what his latest invention was
"The purpose of this exercise is to utterly destroy your will power, if you will please focus on the screen and try not to blink your brain will be slowly converted into an oatmeal like substance which you will be required to live off of in the desert for the next three week. Go."
-DGNT Drill Instuctor
"Oh yes, we had kings at one point. Some say they're still around. But say one of them walked up to the President and says 'Oy, Im the king, 'eres my magic sword and birthmark per spec, now bugger off.', he's got a life expectancy of what? Two, three minutes. Maybe longer of the Pres' is in a bad mood."
-DGNT Citizen
"Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that the performer was eaten by a Grue, please sit back and relax as several condemed prisoners are about to be released onto the stage with said Grue for your entertainment."
-DGNT Theatre operator
"Racism is not a problem in Dontgonearthere. People dont worry about somebody's skin color when you've got sentient robots walking about."
-DGNT Minister of Ethics
"You have three buttons in front of you, each delivers an equally powerful electric shock directly into your spine, but one releases a deadly nerve gas into the room, its randomized every time, so go to it."
-DGNT Scientist
"Ethics?"
-DGNT Scientist
"I vote every year, I usualy pass a remark to the man with the assault rifle next to the booth about how well polished his medals are."
-DGNT Citizen
"In Dontgonearthere curiosity not only kills the cat, it also ties lead wieghts to its feet and throws it in the river."
-DGNT Citizen
"I wouldnt say the President runs so much a reign of terror as an occasional ligth shower."
-MInister of Public Relations
Note that these are semi-OOC, and are not to be used as evidence in any sort of war declaration, economic thing, or any sort of RP, unless permission is givin via telegram.
"You will report to the Presidents office immidiatly, on pain of pain."
-DGNT Royal Guard
"We own all your weapons, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals, touch us you'll looooossseeeee"
-GLACORP Corporate jingle.
"Perhaps you would like to visit the Information Gathering Technicians? They have a wonderful talent for refreshing peoples memory."
-Mr. 47
"In this city, a penny saved is a penny you wont see again."
-Citizen
"Why yes, I love the government, my family loves the gov- HELP! HELP! THEYRE FORCING ME TO SAY THIS! THEY SAID THEY WOULD KILL ME! HELP HELP HELP! AHHH!!! LET GO! LET GO!" THUMP
-Citzen
"Your country is about to undergo an economic shift into the glass production sphere, you may experience a brief sensation of heat and light, but dont let it disturb you."
-Mr. 47
"Now we sing this stupid song.
Sing it as we run along.
Why we sign this I dont know
We cant make the words rhyme prop'r'ly
SOUND OFF!
One, two!
SOUND OFF!
Errr..."
-Dontgonearthereian Drill Instructor and troops
"Dunno, but its shiney. And it beeps when you press this button."
-DGNT scientist when asked what his latest invention was
"The purpose of this exercise is to utterly destroy your will power, if you will please focus on the screen and try not to blink your brain will be slowly converted into an oatmeal like substance which you will be required to live off of in the desert for the next three week. Go."
-DGNT Drill Instuctor
"Oh yes, we had kings at one point. Some say they're still around. But say one of them walked up to the President and says 'Oy, Im the king, 'eres my magic sword and birthmark per spec, now bugger off.', he's got a life expectancy of what? Two, three minutes. Maybe longer of the Pres' is in a bad mood."
-DGNT Citizen
"Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that the performer was eaten by a Grue, please sit back and relax as several condemed prisoners are about to be released onto the stage with said Grue for your entertainment."
-DGNT Theatre operator
"Racism is not a problem in Dontgonearthere. People dont worry about somebody's skin color when you've got sentient robots walking about."
-DGNT Minister of Ethics
"You have three buttons in front of you, each delivers an equally powerful electric shock directly into your spine, but one releases a deadly nerve gas into the room, its randomized every time, so go to it."
-DGNT Scientist
"Ethics?"
-DGNT Scientist
"I vote every year, I usualy pass a remark to the man with the assault rifle next to the booth about how well polished his medals are."
-DGNT Citizen
"In Dontgonearthere curiosity not only kills the cat, it also ties lead wieghts to its feet and throws it in the river."
-DGNT Citizen
"I wouldnt say the President runs so much a reign of terror as an occasional ligth shower."
-MInister of Public Relations