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Official Allanean government broadcast

Today, we are happy to announce the start of Radio Free Edolia, which will be staffed exclusively by Edolian refugees (for example, members of the Liberty group. It will broadcast into Edolia and it's colonies, educating it's citizens about the evil of communism oppression. The following people and groups have donated towards the creation of Radio Free Edolia:

The Allanean Government - 50 million dollars
The Shildonian Government - 20 million dollars
Allanean Arms Corporation - 200 million dollars
The National Rifle Association - 150 million dollars
Anne Auguste (Jay August's widow) - 100,000 thousands dollars
Edolian Refugee Association - 100 million dollars

OOC: lol, how lame are you getting at trying to pick a fight?

IC:

The Republic of Austar Union condemns the spreading of lies about our ally, and we condemn Allenea for obviously trying to incite a revolt...

OOC: lol, how lame are you getting at trying to pick a fight?



OOC: So when the US Government started Radio Liberty, they were trying to start WWIII?

OOC: lol, how lame are you getting at trying to pick a fight?



OOC: So when the US Government started Radio Liberty, they were trying to start WWIII?

LOL, but the thing is, you are trying to pick a fight with Edolia, so its not the same... Anyhow, we condemn you...

The People's Republic wholeheartedly supports this attempt to undo the brainwashing endured by those living under the yoke of Communist oppression.
Please feel free to use this traditional song extolling the virtues of capitalism over more primitive forms of existence:

[code:1:525fc50f36] (to the tune of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

In the town where I was born, there lived a man from North Korea
And he told us, of the oppression there,
And how he sailed across the seas, until he reached Shildonia
And there he lived in freedom in a free market economy

We all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy,
We all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy

But his friends were left back home, where they live
under tyranny
but we all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy,
We all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy,

And we live a life of ease. Everyone of us has all we want,
TVs, and lots of food in our free market economy.
We all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy,
We all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy,
We all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy,
We all live in a free market economy,
A free market economy, A free market economy,
[/code:1:525fc50f36]

Also, please accept a donation of $20million to assist in the operation of this most worthy venture.

We woul like to thank Shildonia for the donation.

OOC: List of donors edited.

Next thing you know it will be loudspeakers in his streets telling the Allanea people that Edolian's eat babies... Iuthia condemns this Radio Station for the blatant propergander machine that it is, we estimate that people will see right through it.

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Lord General deGritz, leader of the Iuthian people.
Urbanites (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=Urbanites)

Apply for an Embassy in Iuthia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=127023&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
OOC Information on Iuthia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=109898&highlight=)

We are distressed at this announcement, as it seems to be a blatant attempt by the Allanean government to escalate tensions between itself and Edolia. Goobergunchia has always supported the rights of nations to determine their own governments and domestic policies (unless they willingly yield these rights), and denies Allanea's right to tell Edolia how to conduct their government.

We also wonder what or where "North Korea" is.

Official Policy Statement
John Blackbridge
Minister of Peace

[ooc: No, it's not Orwellian - there are three Goobergunchian Ministries concerned with foreign policy - the Foreign Ministry, the War Ministry, and the Peace Ministry.]

which will be staffed exclusively by Edolian refugees

WE are telling Edolians how to live? :D


Next thing you know it will be loudspeakers in his streets telling the Allanea people that Edolian's eat babies

No. They just execute teenage criminals without trial.

So the Allanea government admits the use of Loudspeakers in their nation? Seriously, we doubt the true "freedom" of the Allanea people...

We continue to condemn your blatant propergander directed towards Edolia's nation.

Meanwhile we would like to note that your own nation held Edolian Citizens without trail in order to get Allanea criminals back, Edolia is free to conduct it's affairs in it's own sovereign nation without your interferance.

Lord General deGritz, leader of the Iuthian people.
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OOC Information on Iuthia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=109898&highlight=)

"We welcome the free exchange of ideas. However, we suggest that the fact that the Allaneans consider this to be an important event is quite telling regarding the state of Allanean freedom.

On a more serious note, however, we protest the allegations made by the Allanean ambassador regarding the 'killing of teenage criminals.' This allegations are unfounded and untrue. The members of Jay Augusts' team were all killed or escaped and no prisoners were taken. However, I wish to emphasize that given the actions of these criminals, if they had been captured, we would have been well within our rights to execute them for their violent and unlawful actions."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs

In that case, would you like to give us their bodies for examination?

Feline is re-directing a PROP-SAT (Propaganda Satellite) to over Allanea. It will broadcast a mixed format of local and international music, news, and information about why guns are bad, etc in a radio format, and good movies, news, and information about why guns are bad, etc in a television format. Also, it has a html page on it anyone in Allanea can access with a computer with more detailed information.

Official Statement, Foreign Ministry, Subministry of Interference, Department of Propaganda

OOC: I thought all web pages were in html in some way, shape or form (as in, they get translated on the server from php, cgi, asp, jsp, etc to html)

OOC: I said HTML page rather than web page because it is not part of the worldwide web, per se.

basically yes.

OOC: The page can only be accessed within the satellite's transmit range: the distance span between Allanea and Feline, including Acaxacal (sp?). That's why I said html page and not web page.

Makes sense.