Sirens of Titan
28-03-2004, 16:50
After all these attacks the Holy Sultan of SoT decided it's time for the largest and most dangerous opponent of them all, Holy Panooly itself.
He took all our natural resources and terrorized our nation for decades.
Now we have the chance to strike back!
First we didn't want to attack him because he was at war with the great satan himself, Credonia. We do NOT acknowledge this so called peace. And we hereby make an official statement, written in blood.
A few SoT citzens who haven't been arrested yet by the HP Police have gathered in the jungle near the capital city. They knew none of them would survive. But they knew Allah would welcome them in heaven and 72 virgins would await them there. They found lots of explosives in the jungle, left behind in bunkers who were built by invaders who came a long time ago. They carried almost everything to their truck and contructed a large bomb, big enough to destroy a whole building. They drove to the National Theatre and when the show finished everyone walked out via the main entrance. Then the group of holy warriors started shooting and when the guns were empty, they detonated the bomb, destroying the whole building a few houses around the theatre. No one could have survived this.
He took all our natural resources and terrorized our nation for decades.
Now we have the chance to strike back!
First we didn't want to attack him because he was at war with the great satan himself, Credonia. We do NOT acknowledge this so called peace. And we hereby make an official statement, written in blood.
A few SoT citzens who haven't been arrested yet by the HP Police have gathered in the jungle near the capital city. They knew none of them would survive. But they knew Allah would welcome them in heaven and 72 virgins would await them there. They found lots of explosives in the jungle, left behind in bunkers who were built by invaders who came a long time ago. They carried almost everything to their truck and contructed a large bomb, big enough to destroy a whole building. They drove to the National Theatre and when the show finished everyone walked out via the main entrance. Then the group of holy warriors started shooting and when the guns were empty, they detonated the bomb, destroying the whole building a few houses around the theatre. No one could have survived this.