NationStates Jolt Archive


The ADD-bomb

Lapse
28-03-2004, 04:51
After much research, Lapse scientists have designed a prototype ADD bomb, or an addiction bomb.

The new warhead, uses the drug cocaine, to put everyone on a high in the country been attacked, Once they are all on a high, the attacking nation can come in, slaughter all of the high ranking officials and claim that they have been the government of the nation for years. The peoiple believe this because they are soo high that they cant tell their feet from their hair, and those penguins are attacking them.

Stats on the project:
Completion time: 4 years
type of weapon: chemical/biological
Reseraching nation: Lapse

Purchasing details:
Cocaine warhead
this is the basic warhead for the device that can be put in any of the carriers below.
can shower an area of radius 300km with Cocaine powder
Cost: $200 billion
http://www.dea.gov/pubs/intel/01020/cocainecover.jpg

Cocaine bomber vest
This devce has a small amount of cocain built into hidden pockets, when triggered it can spay cocaine tyo a radius of about 50 m
cost: $500,000

Carriers
Rocket carrier
this holds a single warhead, it has a range of around 2000km.
cost: $200,000
bomb carrier
This device is dropped from a plane overhead and will fall to the ground and spray cocainje everywhere. hold 2 warheads.
Cost: $50,000

more ADD-bomb accesorys will be added later as they are needed. If you would like to purchase any of these devices, post below.

Testimonials:
Since purchasing some of these, my military has incrreased exponentially. thankyou Lapse

*may not be an actual testimoney
Add your testimoney here!!
Neo-Soviet Russia
28-03-2004, 04:54
For some reason...I doubt this will work.

I can see it now...thousands of weapons turn up lacking their 'weapon'. And with that, hundreds of soldiers suddenly have rather nice cars, and thousands of soldiers have these strange cravings.
Lapse
28-03-2004, 04:56
For some reason...I doubt this will work.

I can see it now...thousands of weapons turn up lacking their 'weapon'. And with that, hundreds of soldiers suddenly have rather nice cars, and thousands of soldiers have these strange cravings.

well, that nis a downside, but hey, some of them would get through :P
Muktar
28-03-2004, 04:58
Gas masks will help. They're standard issue for Dauthi soldiers. Dauth city is pretty paranoid about being hit by something before the get the chance to chop a limb off while riding by on a motorcycle.
Anarresa
28-03-2004, 05:00
Hmm how would this be classified? A Chemical Weapon?
Neo-Soviet Russia
28-03-2004, 05:01
Gas masks will help. They're standard issue for Dauthi soldiers. Dauth city is pretty paranoid about being hit by something before the get the chance to chop a limb off while riding by on a motorcycle.

Dauthi? Magic player?
imported_Sileetris
28-03-2004, 05:10
imported_Sileetris
28-03-2004, 05:13
Here I was thinking it was a bomb that somehow cause attention defecit disorder, and I was about to say; HAH MY CITIZENS ARE IMMUNE! JUST LOOK AT MY MOTTO!
Neo-Soviet Russia
28-03-2004, 05:22
Here I was thinking it was a bomb that somehow cause attention defecit disorder, and I was about to say; HAH MY CITIZENS ARE IMMUNE! JUST LOOK AT MY MOTTO!

Twas what I thought of when I clicked.
Lapse
28-03-2004, 05:25
so no purchasers yet :(
Soviet Haaregrad
28-03-2004, 05:26
Umm... cocaine wouldn't be an effective weapon, there's no way you could dispearse it effectively and in great enough amounts to have any effect on a person. Not to mention it's really, really expensive.
Muktar
28-03-2004, 05:26
Gas masks will help. They're standard issue for Dauthi soldiers. Dauth city is pretty paranoid about being hit by something before the get the chance to chop a limb off while riding by on a motorcycle.

Dauthi? Magic player?

You caught me. All the major cities in Muktar are named after different MTG groups. The nation's motto is the flavor text on the card Hallow.
Lapse
28-03-2004, 05:32
Umm... cocaine wouldn't be an effective weapon, there's no way you could dispearse it effectively and in great enough amounts to have any effect on a person. Not to mention it's really, really expensive.
shh!!.. they dont know that
Neo-Soviet Russia
28-03-2004, 05:34
Gas masks will help. They're standard issue for Dauthi soldiers. Dauth city is pretty paranoid about being hit by something before the get the chance to chop a limb off while riding by on a motorcycle.

Dauthi? Magic player?

You caught me. All the major cities in Muktar are named after different MTG groups. The nation's motto is the flavor text on the card Hallow.

Dauthi usewere a major part of a deck, a B&W deck I used to have. Them and the Soltari (Yes, know I screwed the name up...maybe). Shadows are something I love
Skager
28-03-2004, 05:42
Sorry to say, but this won't work. Gas masks have been mentioned, cost has been mentioned, amounts have been mentioned, but what hasn't been mentioned is how will you get the coke into the "vicitim's" system? It can't be asorbed through the skin and retain it's drugging properties. It numbs the skin which it touches, and gets into the blood stream, but won't cause any ill effects. Sad to say, it is a good idea, but not very possible.
Lapse
28-03-2004, 07:02
Sorry to say, but this won't work. Gas masks have been mentioned, cost has been mentioned, amounts have been mentioned, but what hasn't been mentioned is how will you get the coke into the "vicitim's" system? It can't be asorbed through the skin and retain it's drugging properties. It numbs the skin which it touches, and gets into the blood stream, but won't cause any ill effects. Sad to say, it is a good idea, but not very possible.

no, the warhead 'explodes' on its way to the ground, this sends cocaine dust everywhere within 300km. This then slowly drifts to the ground=. People breathe it in, get high off it, before you know it everyone will be so high you can just walk in and tell them that you are the leader- and they will believe it*!
*not a guarantee
actually, the main point of this thing was just a joke. to see what people would say. and possibly make a few dollars on the side
A Few Rich People
28-03-2004, 07:09
Well then again you could just use my Myopic Missile, spreading finely ground fiber glass into the air, cutting up all the soft mucas membranes and the eyes. Horrible way to die, but they are dirt cheap!
28-03-2004, 07:14
Although a step forward, there are a few problems with your so called 'super-weapon' Cocaine is not inherently addictive after the first use. The addiction comes from the dopamine receptors in the brain blocking off the dopamine. In the studies of non-addictive drugs in Hamanas, scientists have done much research in this field.

Secondly, spreading cocaine over 300KM and still somehow getting an intoxicating effect would require thousands, if not tens of thousands of kilos of cocaine, which unless grown natively, costs roughly $25,000 per Kilogram (In bulk, of course.) So, unless some revolutionary breakthrough is achieved in the distribution technology, somehow providing multiple doses per warhead, this is an erroneous idea.

Also, obviously you have never taken cocaine. It does not make you any bit more suggestible, in fact quite the opposite. Paranoia is a common symptom.
imported_Sileetris
28-03-2004, 07:32
Silly Hamanas, thats where the mind control satellites come into the plan :roll:

Mebbe if you found a payload of some type of chemical that did the job this might work..........
Muordoa
28-03-2004, 07:45
RichPeople, That myopic missile.....Let's talk business
28-03-2004, 07:57
The best possible chemical for the job that Hamanas knows is a variant on our good ol' friend Sodium Penthanol, more commonly known as truth syrum. Although the formula has been secret, Hamanas' has decided to finally make it public, as we do not participate in biological warfare or torture of prisoners. The formula should be in your mailbox. If anyone is interested, it is the same as Sodium Penthanol, but add in 1 part Cyanide for every 12 parts Sodium Penthanol. This will create both an incredible high for the person, but also create an incredible amount of suggestion. Sending in a single person yelling that so-and-so is their leader would immediatly make them think so.

Also, Hamanas has tried creating a mechanical solution, using electricity, but the amount of energy nescessary to affect a brains chemestry will instantly kill such a person.

Also, barring trade restrictions, Sodium Penthanol is dirt cheap, as is cyanide. You should be able to make it for under 25 dollars per gallon. Distribution is all that I'd be worried about. A fine mist would do it, but unfortunatley, this version is combustible. So, a warhead with no explosion would be best.

OOC: No, that isnt an actual formula. No, I wouldn't try it at home ;)
Lapse
28-03-2004, 09:06
ok hamanas: basically, im noy selling it cheap: 200B per warhead. and who says that this is decent cocaine, it might be just enough to give them a high (and possibly kill them).

and yes, i have never taken cocaine, i mainly thought up this idea whilst having a joke and decided to post it in here to see what people would say.

now, of couse if we really want to discuss the negatives of this you could add, rain, wind, friendly fire, druggos joining the army just to get some of this stuff, and many other negatives. but of course, you, the buyer doesn't want to know about this
Yugolsavia
28-03-2004, 15:58
I would like to buy 200 Cocaine warhead's and 200 bomber carriers. 60 trillon will be wired.