NationStates Jolt Archive

Islamic Jihad has sent agents into Whittier to steal its time machine. This way we can use to go back in time and eliminate the entire Morotopithicine race. (and all species descended from them, including humans.)
Ayatollah Khamieni looks around. It is a great plan that will glorify Allah.
We cannot attack Israel right now as their security is too tight. Many NS nations have future tech so we can't attack them.
But if we steal this time machine, we can go back in time. Wipe these primitives and take over all of NS earth before any of the modern and future tech nations ever come into being. Of course once we do this, they will never come into being and no one will ever be able to challenge the authority of Islamic Jihad.
hah hah hah :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
No more Whittier, No Menelmacar, No more Sith, no more Israel, even Fluffywuffy and Al Anbar will never have existed. Ha ha ha.
The world will be ours to dominate and enslave in the name of Islam.
Glory be to Allah.

No more Islam, either. No more Muhammad, no more Allah, no more terror. Genocide is a two way street, chum.

yay planet of the apes :roll:

This is very good reason to accelerate my time machine program. Now, where to find a DeLorean. :P Seriously, if this is what he's planning, I am going to start work on one right now, double time.

You wouldnt exist either. You would probably kill one of your early ancestors and then not exist yourself, ending your plot for world domination. Of course, since you plan on killing all of them, nothing will exist.

Charge up the Ionized Graviton Needle Of Regenerating Energy Cannon.

Cannon charged. Target IslamicJihad.

Target locked. Fire when ready.

Insert Explosion Here.

Can I please destroy this noobs entire nation and its future. I have a coupple hundred SBLM's that I can destroy him with. Lets just end this terrorist noobs future now for our sakes.

Can I please destroy this noobs entire nation and its future. I have a coupple hundred SBLM's that I can destroy him with. Lets just end this terrorist noobs future now for our sakes.

i have no problem with that

I would very much like to destroy this noob as well, after all he has just threatened mass genocide has he not?

I'd like to help in the "regime change" of this dangerous nation. If you require it, I shall give my support in your effort.

This is gonna be fun. I always wanted to destroy a nation with nuclear weapons alone.


*Aboard the CLS Fonterno somewhere in the middle of an ocean 1 of 4 SLBM's each with 3 warheads is on a projected path toward IslamicJihad's capital and other major cities*
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/a1_4.jpg
*As it reaches into the lower orbits of space it breaks apart and only the 3 nuclear warheads are attached to a small stool with rockets fireing periodically to direct it towards its true destiny*
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mm-3-art_space_0003.jpg
*As the stool holding the nuclear package comes out of orbit, the stool blows off releasing the 3 nuclear warheads propelled by gravity towards the cities of IslamicJihad*
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/slide92.jpg
*As they get closer and closer towards the new terrorist states capital, one of the nuclear warheads exploide about 100 meters above the city while the other two nuclear weapons smash and create a nuclear hollicaust in the capital of IslamicJihad. The radiation will spread quickly throughout the nation killing everyone and everything in site.*
http://hem.passagen.se/e97kle/nuclear.jpg

This is gonna be fun. I always wanted to destroy a nation with nuclear weapons alone.


*Aboard the CLS Fonterno somewhere in the middle of an ocean 1 of 4 SLBM's each with 3 warheads is on a projected path toward IslamicJihad's capital and other major cities*
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/a1_4.jpg
*As it reaches into the lower orbits of space it breaks apart and only the 3 nuclear warheads are attached to a small stool with rockets fireing periodically to direct it towards its true destiny*
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mm-3-art_space_0003.jpg
*As the stool holding the nuclear package comes out of orbit, the stool blows off releasing the 3 nuclear warheads propelled by gravity towards the cities of IslamicJihad*
http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/slide92.jpg
*As they get closer and closer towards the new terrorist states capital, one of the nuclear warheads exploide about 100 meters above the city while the other two nuclear weapons smash and create a nuclear hollicaust in the capital of IslamicJihad. The radiation will spread quickly throughout the nation killing everyone and everything in site.*
http://hem.passagen.se/e97kle/nuclear.jpg
I'm a terrorist organization, not a nation. So those cities you attacked were Israeli cities since that is the nation I am operating out of.

You arent acting out of Israel.

You arent acting out of Israel.
It's his thread, his decision. It doen't have to be the same Israel as yours.
Remember there are multiple Israels in NS.

This looks like a job for more precise attacks. Are we going to have to go air to ground munitions?

This looks like a job for more precise attacks. Are we going to have to go air to ground munitions?

Ok, NOT!!! You are a nation. Thats the rules moron. You were created. A nation can support terrorism and be a terrorist state. A nation alone can not be a terrorist group. Thats stupied an noobish... Learn how to RP you moron.