NationStates Jolt Archive


Al-Qaeda issues challenge to infidel nations.

27-03-2004, 04:51
Speaking from a videotape given to the Al-Jazeera network, Massoud, otherwise known as the 'Lion of Panjshir', issued a challenge from al-Qaeda to 'infidel regimes'.


"Your citizens are in terror, your governments shaken. Yet they still issue false threats of 'mobilization' to the world, even though they are scared of al-Qaeda's and Islam's might. Many nations have been humbled by the power of al-Qaeda's attacks. Many nations also have said they can destroy al-Qaeda, and yet they stand still, unwilling to commit their hand against a force of Allah.

To these nations, I say: Let them come. It is time for the great cowards of the West and the secular movements of the Middle East to finally come to terms. As they say in the US, they are great chickens, who squak at the though of facing al-Qaeda in a showdown. Let them come."
Sigma Octavus
27-03-2004, 06:33
(Is this open to everyone? I feel the need to engage in combat or at least a good old terrorist hunt.)
Aedrus
27-03-2004, 06:36
George Bush, leader of the Free World, says today in a carefully controlled press conference surrounded by CIA and secret police bodyguards, "Bring 'em on."
Communist Rule
27-03-2004, 06:37
-Being the stereotypical "commie" he sells RPG-7s and AK-47s to these 'terrorists'-
Fluffywuffy
27-03-2004, 06:39
"I, Emperor of Fluffywuffy, hereby challenge Osama bin Laden to a one-on-one shoot out. Bring your own gun."

-The Emperor
27-03-2004, 06:39
George Bush, leader of the Monkey Kingdom
Artitsa
27-03-2004, 06:40
Pfft, Al-Quida. I spit in your general direction.

Once we finish locating the main area's, and our nice satellites find the location of your transmissions expect a carpet bombing of thermonuclear weapons. We grow tired of these attacks upon the free world.
Muktar
27-03-2004, 06:41
OOC: Al Anbar, being an American IRL, I don't think you should have called George Bush the leader of the monkey kingdom. I demand you post an apology to the monkeys.
Fluffywuffy
27-03-2004, 06:43
OOC: I have learned to ignore such comments, also being an American. It works better than confronting the situation
Aedrus
27-03-2004, 06:44
Yeah, the poor monkeys, man.
27-03-2004, 06:47
OOC: Alright. I'm sorry for calling monkeys Americans... It was degrading to the monkeys. :)
_Taiwan
27-03-2004, 06:48
Monkeys in Taipei zoo have expressed outrage at being associated with Bush, as many have already endorsed Kerry.

No official response from Taipei, except a statement condeming the recent Al-Queda actions.
Sigma Octavus
27-03-2004, 06:49
OOC: That's not it. It's embarassing for anyone to be led by that dumbass texan.
Muktar
27-03-2004, 06:50
OOC: Alright. I'm sorry for calling monkeys Americans... It was degrading to the monkeys. :)

OOC: I meant for insulting their leader by calling him GWB. BTW, being a liberal American, I spit on the warmongering grammar-error's hairy back!