NationStates Jolt Archive


I WILL CRUSH ALL

Shissm3
25-03-2004, 03:07
Hello! This is my first time, but I have the meanest Armed-Forces in the world. I guaranty it!
Because this is my first time, I would like to make a mock war for all of you liberal socialists out there (in real life). If you would be so kind, I would like to be walked-through the war.
Thank you for your *cough* precious time and effort.

And yet,
ET
25-03-2004, 03:08
get out from my internet.
Shissm3
25-03-2004, 03:12
Ah! an oppposer, would you like a taste of my tanks and gunships? or would you like a simple APC ground invasion. Oh, and also, all of my vehivles are custom-equipped electromagneticlly bullaet-reppelling armor.

And yet,
ET
A Few Rich People
25-03-2004, 03:16
Or... I could turn you into a nice hole in the ground.
Shissm3
25-03-2004, 03:17
AAAAARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!
M internet is soooooo slow! I am doing this on a stupid Wintel from '01.
I HATE WINTELS!
Tell me if your internet is slow.

And yet,
ET
Shissm3
25-03-2004, 03:26
Oh... I forgot to say that I have over 1000 satellites in orbit armed with anti- missile lasers and I am also loaded with over 400,000 nukes ready to go in 100,000 launchers.

Geez, I can only go so fast 'cause of my Wintel

And yet,
ET
Turetel
25-03-2004, 03:26
Um, you really shouldn't threaten larger nations, its not great for your nations health, besides that almost any nation above 1 Billion could turn you into a smoking pile of rubble or a small crater that looks you were hit by an Asteroid, so please reconsider until you are a slightly larger nation.

Thank You,
Head of Trade of Turetel
Shissm3
25-03-2004, 03:28
DARN!!
I hate Anal parents.
I will post agian tomorrow. It will be named "A war-mongering I will go"

And yet,
ET
A Few Rich People
25-03-2004, 03:29
Doesn't take a billion plus nation to do that!

*puts his sunglasses one*

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