I WILL CRUSH ALL
Hello! This is my first time, but I have the meanest Armed-Forces in the world. I guaranty it!
Because this is my first time, I would like to make a mock war for all of you liberal socialists out there (in real life). If you would be so kind, I would like to be walked-through the war.
Thank you for your *cough* precious time and effort.
And yet,
ET
get out from my internet.
Ah! an oppposer, would you like a taste of my tanks and gunships? or would you like a simple APC ground invasion. Oh, and also, all of my vehivles are custom-equipped electromagneticlly bullaet-reppelling armor.
And yet,
ET
A Few Rich People
25-03-2004, 03:16
Or... I could turn you into a nice hole in the ground.
AAAAARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!
M internet is soooooo slow! I am doing this on a stupid Wintel from '01.
I HATE WINTELS!
Tell me if your internet is slow.
And yet,
ET
Oh... I forgot to say that I have over 1000 satellites in orbit armed with anti- missile lasers and I am also loaded with over 400,000 nukes ready to go in 100,000 launchers.
Geez, I can only go so fast 'cause of my Wintel
And yet,
ET
Um, you really shouldn't threaten larger nations, its not great for your nations health, besides that almost any nation above 1 Billion could turn you into a smoking pile of rubble or a small crater that looks you were hit by an Asteroid, so please reconsider until you are a slightly larger nation.
Thank You,
Head of Trade of Turetel
DARN!!
I hate Anal parents.
I will post agian tomorrow. It will be named "A war-mongering I will go"
And yet,
ET
A Few Rich People
25-03-2004, 03:29
Doesn't take a billion plus nation to do that!
*puts his sunglasses one*
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