NationStates Jolt Archive


Berëza takes hostages. Ransom: something to do.

Bereza
24-03-2004, 19:47
The Serene Land of Berëza, in an unprecedented display of boredom, has taken an unknown number of hostages from an unknown country. All that is known about them is, according to some random guy sitting on the sidewalk in the capital city of Stolichnaya, that "they're, uh...valuable. Come on, you know you want them." The terms of their release have been set forth, namely, that they demand "something to do. We're bored." The Berëzan leadership could not be reached for comment.
Falastur
24-03-2004, 19:51
The Government of Falastur offers the Government of Bereza 1,000,000 Tetris games in exchange for the freedom of these unidentified hostages.
imported_C0BRA
24-03-2004, 20:19
This is an entirely sensless act of terror. I love it!

COBRA!!!!!!!!!!


Cobra Commander
Bereza
25-03-2004, 04:15
"We're sick of video games, music, drugs (well, not really), porn, work, reading, and sleeping. We demand more!"