Bereza
24-03-2004, 19:47
The Serene Land of Berëza, in an unprecedented display of boredom, has taken an unknown number of hostages from an unknown country. All that is known about them is, according to some random guy sitting on the sidewalk in the capital city of Stolichnaya, that "they're, uh...valuable. Come on, you know you want them." The terms of their release have been set forth, namely, that they demand "something to do. We're bored." The Berëzan leadership could not be reached for comment.