NationStates Jolt Archive

That's right! The winner of the auction will have a nation of their choice destroyed by this nations might.
Only nations smaller than 500 mil may enter, as larger nations really should be able to take care of themselves, and the same size restriction applies for the target nation.
Bidding begins at 500 million! Do I hear 500 million?

OOC:
Unless you forgot to log in with your older nation: How are you going to destroy a 500 million inhabitants nation?

I'll give you a dollar to destroy yourself.

i will give you 1 billion to take down holy ponoly

what if we're large, but really really poor and weak and disorganized? *puppy eyes*

Bid accepted.

This is a resurrected nation. Check the population, not the date.

So you are openly admitting that you are willing to commit genocide for a large lum sum of money?

Hm... I think this should be funny to watch...

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/iuthia.jpg

Lord General deGritz, leader of the Iuthian people.
Urbanites (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_region/region=Urbanites)

Apply for an Embassy in Iuthia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=127023&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
OOC Information on Iuthia (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=109898&highlight=)

Bid accepted.

This is a resurrected nation. Check the population, not the date.

We won't allow you to continue with this heinous crime of killing an entire people, just for money. It sickens me.

what if we're large, but really really poor and weak and disorganized? *puppy eyes*Depends how much you pay me...

OOC:
D*** you! :oops: :lol: Why is your fundation date so near?

-EDIT-
Oops again, you already said it's a resurrected nation, you should say so at the first post, specially if you just started RPing it.

Arent you a puppet nation of The Silver Turtle?

I will also not allow you to do this... The people of that country that you will destory have done nothing to you. Their governments may have but that does not mean you should kill off their people. They are just living their lives...

It is my understanding that even with your 2.25 billion, you will be unable to stand up against me, Euroslavia and the nation you will be atatcking...

I plead with you to value the lives of your citizens more and to value life itself more.

Nejan

Blow up yourself and I'll give your dead corpse $800k.

OOC:
God its just a forum, let him have a bit of fun!

Could you destroy GI JOE for me? It should be pretty easy. Their whole military consists of people who only specialize in one thing. Like they have one guy who can drive their one tank. One guy who drives their one jeep. One guy who flies their one helocopter. Silly, ain't it? I can pay you 1 million in gold.


Cobra Commander

OOC: Yeah, Fluffywuffy got it right, Whang's my puppet.

Secondly, this entire thing was set up because I was bored (and I apologise for the threadwaste, I really shouldn't've done it), it wasn't an actual auction. Ergo, Whang isn't going to do anything, and never was.
Anyone who does want to pay another nation to destroy their enemy isn't being very sporting, but if they really must the best I'm going to do is sell them weapons (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129665)*apologises for the shamless plug also

Anyone who does want to set up a similar auction though, would, I suppose, be wise to use this thread as market research, I suppose.

IC: The Ineffable Empire does not in any way approve of hired military muscle, and those generals responsible for this farce have been shot.
In an unrelated note, The Ineffable 8th and 9th Armd Forces need new generals. Applicants should form an orderly queue and approach General Whang to submit their application form, and a suitable bribe of Molten Boron.


*walks out ashamed*

This is a resurrected nation. Check the population, not the date.
Is it too late for my big whang joke? Dear Leader thought it was funny. Bonzo liked it too.

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