NationStates Jolt Archive

*A portal opens and a man dressed in a black cloak steps through. He looks around as if expecting to be attacked.*

"This realm can't even detect a dimensional portal? Pathetic. Let’s hope that the armies of this realm are better."

*The man pushes a couple of buttons on a device on his wrist. A much larger portal opens behind then man, a portal large enough for Kaiju to step through.*

"Lets see, who should I bring first? Showa Godzilla step forth!"

*Showa Godzilla steps through the portal with a glowing headband on.*

"You shale have the first attack on this realm. It should fall at your feet, destroy all who stand in your way!"

*Showa Godzilla roars and steps toward a small village. He uses his Spiral Ray and destroys the village in a signal hit.*

"That should bring someone here."

With monsters the size of skyscrapers I will rule this realm.

*The man lookd around and sees nobody coming.*

"Is this realm full of cowards! Will you all bow to feet without a fight!?"

*pokes the monster*
*monster begins crying and runs away*
That was easy.
*hands the man a can of beer*
Hi, welcome to NS.

Lieutenant: "Sir, we've charged the weapon and it's ready to fire."

Colonel: "Good, this should be just the thing. Fire when ready."

General: "May our children forgive us."

*Fires Giant IGNORE Cannon*

General: "Who wants lunch?"

In other news today, an earthquake caused by an IGNORE blasted has killed a kitten.

It is the hope of the Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire that the kitten in question was not fluffy.

In random news today. A sudden massive explosion by an ignore cannon has caused the expirmental Ignorenish Missile to fire and hit Diakaiju. Wait who are we talking about? oh well more to come as this stupid story at 11:43 on the nightly news.

The kitten was indeed not fluffy.

The Resi Anti-Godmod Ortillary Satelite network picks up a dimensional fluctuation within the vicinity of the destroied village and changes its orbit so that it passes over it. Upon spotting Godzilla and finding that its rubber monster suit has no zipper, it fires a burst of plasma that could destroy a nation down upon Godzilla. Satisfied that the threat was safely eliminated, the satelite scooted off to search for other GODMODs.

Wow, this guy likes his giant monsters, I mean, look at his nations motto, his regional message board, his factbook entry...

hey everybody
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We are comforted to know that the kitten was not fluffy. Because if that kitten was fluffy...I just don't know what we would have done :( .

Every time you hit a key on your keyboard God kills a FLUFFY kitten.

I should start typing much longer posts now then.

Many fluffy nations have fallen due to that. However, being a wuffy (?) nation cancels out the fluffy factor.

Every time you hit a key on your keyboard God kills a FLUFFY kitten. Every time you take a breath HAZMAT teams storm into places marked DON'T GO NEAR THERE score one for the commies.

Every time you hit a key on your keyboard God kills a FLUFFY kitten.

well im about to kill alot of kittens.


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Die! Kittens!

but no fluffy ones lord only knows what happens if there fluffy :shock:

Except that every time Terronian hits a key God kills one of Fluffywuffy's citizens.
DIE KITTENS
DIE KITTENS
SUPERCALAFRIDGICEXPIALADOTIUS!
WOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOWOOO
DIEDIEDIEDIE
WOOKA!

He then takes pity and reincarnates them before the effects of death occur.

*drops a localized molecular reorganizer on Fluffywuffy*
Congrats, your nation is now several million paperweights 8)

*drops a massive gas bomb on DGNT and watchs the hazmat teams charge him.*

"YOU DARE TO MOCK ME!"

*The man pushes more buttons and the portal reopens. From the portal steps Heisei Godzilla, Meltdown Godzilla, Burning Godzilla, GMK Godzilla, GXM Godzilla, Showa Mothra Larval, Showa Mothra, Heisei Mothra Larval, Heisei Mothra, Leo Mothra Larval, Leo Mothra, Aqua Mothra, Rainbow Mothra, Lightspeed Mothra, Armor Mothra, Eternal Mothra, Battra Larval, Battra, Gigan, Megalon, Bagan, Angiuris, Orga, Destroyah, Mechagodzilla, Mechagodzilla II, Heisei Mechagodzilla, Super Mechagodzilla, Kiryu, Kiryu II, Rose Biollante, Final Biollante, Showa King Ghidorah, Heisei King Ghidorah, Mecha King Ghidorah, Megiurus, GMK Ghidorah, GMK Mothra, GMK Baragon, Baragon, Manda, Rodan, and Fire Rodan.*

"Now you will face the wrath of a quarter of my army!"

*Every Kaiju readies their most powerful attack to blast at all the near by nations.*

*the satelite blasts the monsters again, obliterating an area the size of a nation*