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Hear Ye, Hear Ye !

Let it be known that at 11.38am GMT on this the 23rd day of March in our year of the Lord 2004, The People's Republic of Rendellionshire has declared war upon The Empire of Coops365.

Our forces are poised to invade and our intelligence telss us that we can expect to recover many WMD's ( Wasters Masquerading as Dole-ites)

Lock up yer women and pies for 'tis about time for retribution .........

Unified sith will not allow any blood shed. as of this moment unified sith has deployed 700,000,000 heavy and light infaantry, 10 bomber squadrons, sam missile defence launchers and 20 tank regiments along the border of rendellionshire. if you take any aggressive action i will be forced to ocupy your nation

...Or it's time for you to get your ass whooped.

A new nation really doesn't stand a chance in a war. I tried it; my ass was whooped. Give it a month, THEN you'll stand a chance. I mean, to begin with, I ahd 15,00 men, 5 tanks and 2 planes. Now I have far more then that.

On a side note, are you interested in hiring out some soldiers for this war? We have a well trained mercenary section of our army that we will hire out to you if you need it.

Our troops are mobilised and vastly outnumber your 700,000,000.


I advise you to stand down before lunchtime or we will not be responsible for the outcome..........

((Unified Sith, you've only just been created recently, so you CANNOT have anywhere near as many troops as you say you have. You can only have 5% of your population in your army, as well as counting any people who pilot tanks, ships and planes.

This applies even MORE for you, Rendellionshire, who were made only YESTERDAY.))

My offer of mercenaries is still up if you want them.

my mistake i only ment to send 700,000 men not 700,000,000

We were born about an hour ago actually sir !

And we were born armed and ready to fight.........

We have no need for your aged mercenaries.

Away with you before you get hurt oh foolish one !

((Look, I don't want to be technical, but here it is, from the RPing and Ignoring topic by the MODS.

The Basics: (Economy, Budget, Military)
I've been asked many times through telegram "What does a "good" economy mean, what is my national budget, and how big is my military?" Remember free form? All of those things could mean anything you want. Good could mean each person makes 1 dollar a year, your budget could be infinate, and your military could be your entire nation. That usually makes for bad RP. You want to try and keep it as realistic as possible, no, NationStates itself is not entirely designed to be realistic, but you want to try and mimic real life as much as possible for countless reasons. The main ones are: 1) No one will role play with someone that has a military of 500million people or buys everything in a storefront. 2)It really isn't fun. If being an arse is your thing, make your own forums or spam somewhere else.
Most people don't keep track of their nation's budget, they just buy, but not to much. This is ok. Some people use the GDP Calculator.
What I do, and what a few other people do is keep track of their military to the dot. I keep 2 percent of my nation on active duty and another 2 available if needed. Also, I keep track of all products that I produce (which is all role playing) and things that I buy. I have a Notepad document of my military. I also made up a website that has TROUSRS Military. ))

((United Sith, you could actually have 8.9 million people.))

((Rendellionshire, you can only ahve a maximum of 300,000. If you don't obey the rules, everyone is just going to ignore you.))

besides rendellionshire going to war just wont work unified siths forces are mobilizing i will invade you if you continue your aggressive action and i will change your leadership to a more responsible one the international community does not desire such a bloodthirsty nation

besides rendellionshire going to war just wont work unified siths forces are mobilizing i will invade you if you continue your aggressive action and i will change your leadership to a more responsible one the international community does not desire such a bloodthirsty nation

If he continues with this, I mght even help.

You do realise what Coops365 is like don't you. They are killing their own people. They also are victims under the Houllierish regime. Anyone with a modicum of creative talent is immediately banished to the dungeons. Should this not be stopped, I wish to back Rendellionshire in his mission!

thank you i am quite new to the rp but i am starting to get the hang of it i just brought out my own notepad it does get quite confusing when you buy things and can not remember what they are

You do realise what Coops365 is like don't you. They are killing their own people. They also are victims under the Houllierish regime. Anyone with a modicum of creative talent is immediately banished to the dungeons. Should this not be stopped, I wish to back Rendellionshire in his mission!

I'm not saying Rendellionshire SHOULDN'T invade, I'm jsut trying to get him to be realistic about his army, which should be about 300,000 troops and not over 700,000,000 which he claimed, even though he was only made an hour or so ago and only has a population of 6 million.

Anyone who wants to go against that nation needs PROPER support, not an attack form people made a few days ago.

in light of this friendly assistance unified sith would like to extend the olive branch with opened trade routes between our two nations such as technology weapons, and mercaneries please respond kikoskirat

but you want to try and mimic real life as much as possible

:shock:

I laugh in the face of your pseudo realism and pitch my tanks and armoured vehicles along your border.

Bang Bang ! Pop Pop !

You're dead and I'm not !


Right, who wants some ??

I smell blood........

unified sith was not aware of this in a dramatic u turn unified sith decides to back rendillionshire in his war

((Consider your last post ignored, Rendellionshire.))

We would be honoured to open trade routes with United Sith, whom we see as a vituous and respectable ally.

As for our mercenaries, each man comes equipped with an M-16 with Grenade launcher attachment, Streetsweeper shotgun, Bullet Proof Vest, parachute, Fragmentation grenades, tear gas and a claymore. each troop is $1000 each to hire and will remain in your service loyally as long as you wish them to.

rendillionshire unified sith does have nuclear weapons and if you dont cease you aggressive actions against me i will nuke your army if they cross the border with a low yeild tactical nuke you can not beat me

how good are your mercanaries at covert operations behind enemy lines. in the way of disrupting communications attacking high profile targets if they are efficient at thee tasks unified sith will place an order

how good are your mercanaries at covert operations behind enemy lines. in the way of disrupting communications attacking high profile targets if they are efficient at thee tasks unified sith will place an order

Well, not very, but we have another group of more covert operatives who can be hired out at mercenaries. They excel at that kind of activity and would be perfect for that role. They are also available for $1000 each.

Aye, but I have a big spud gun.............