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GameFAQ Civil War!. . . Is almost over!

GameFAQ
22-03-2004, 01:02
GBC Breaking News:

THis is Jerry Desburg reporting for GBC news! War has started in GameFAQ! We are at war with ourselves! It is the Pro Credonians vs. the Anti Credonians!


*Loudspeakers boom in every Military Base in South GameFAQ*
Attention all troops! Evacuate the base! This is not a drill! TAKE ALL THE WEAPONS, AMMUNITION, equipment, and vehicles with you! Come to Sladesburg where you will be briefed on the situation! Evacuate the base! Do not let any of the equipment, ammunition, weapons, or vehicles get into the hands of the enemy!

***Message from General Larke to all nations***
This is General Larke, the Leader of GameFAQ. A civil war has started! we need all the International aid that you can Provide!
Kylara
22-03-2004, 01:38
GameFAQ:

"I can offer you Third Battalion, Third Cadre Regiment plus sub-orbital transport shuttles that can be used to evacuate wounded. 3rd Bat., 3rd Cadre Regiment will only be used to protect hospitals, schools, and med-evac centers for wounded(both civilian/military). It is the best I can do for now.

The First and Second Cadre Regiment's have already deployed elsewhere. The Third Cadre Reg. is the only mobile regiment I have left and must remain at home to bolster the Home Guard Forces."

Army Make-up:

First Cadre Brigade = 15,000 men/women
First Cadre Regiment = 5,000(deployed)
Second Cadre Regiment = 5,000(deployed)
Third Cadre Regiment = 5,000

Home Guard(basically militia)

Two Divisions = 150,000 men/women
First Division = 5 Brigades(1st-5th Brig) = 1 Brigade = 15,000
Second Division = 5 Brigades(6th-10th Brig)

Air Force's: Total Planes = 385 space/atmospheric(75 f/b's deployed elsewhere)

First Air Group = 100 Fighters + 75 Bombers + 20 Recon Fighters(space/atmosphere)

Second Air Group = same as First Air Group

Third Air Group = same as before.

Transport Authority:(under military command in time of War)

Two Air-Groups = 200 Transport(sub-orbital), 150 Fuelers(50 Transports already Deployed, 20 Fuelers-deployed)

Naval Force's:

First Fleet = 15 Ships = 1 Carrier = 1 Battlship = 2 Heave Cruisers = 2 Light Cruisers = 5 Destroyers = 2 Frigates = 2 nuclear-powered submarine/1 Attack Sub/1 Boomer

Fist Battle Squadron = 1 Carrier(HMS Angus King) = 1 Heavy Cruiser(HMS Dortmunder) = 1 Light Cruiser(HMS Bangor) = 3 Destroyers(HMS Joshua Chamberlain, Andrew Keane, Hans Shruder) = 1 Submarine(HMS Maine)

Second Battle Squadron = 1 Battleship(HMS Agamemnon) = 1 Heavy Cruiser(HMS Chimaera) = 1 Light Cruiser(HMS Portland) = 2 Destroyers(HMS Malcolm Reynolds, Nathaniel Hawthorne) = 2 Frigates(HMS Johnny Green, Rueben James) = 1 Submarine(HMS Concordia)

"Do you need any Space/Atmo support?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
GameFAQ
22-03-2004, 02:38
OOC:I don't need Space support!

IC:
*The troops in Sladesburg*
The troops:General Slaker (GameFAQ's top general), Why did you tell us to come here and evacuate the base?

General Slaker:A war has broken out in Southern GameFAQ. We are in the middle of a Civil war!

The Troops:What about our Families?

General Slaker:They have been brought to a safe location in GameFAQ.

The Troops:What caused this war?

General Slaker:The asassination of Buker. He was asassinated by Credonians

The Troops:So it is Anti Credonians versus Pro Credonians?

General Slaker:Yes it is.

General Slaker:Prepare for suprise attacks at any time.

General Slaker:You have a 5 day leave so you can talk to your families and other things
Kylara
22-03-2004, 05:48
GameFAQ:

"Very well. No space support needed.

The Second Cadre Regiment(5,000 men/women) is now available. The Country I offered the Regiment to does not seem to need them. I have withdrawn them and am willing to re-deploy to assist you. Only conditions I have have is that:

1) You do something like this for me one day

2) Discuss the possibility of trade with my parliment

Is that a deal?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
Colodia
22-03-2004, 05:50
This is the President of Colodia. We have a message from a place called "LUE"

LUE'S Message:

"Give us Dark Cobra or we'll s3><0rz your women t3h f4c3!"


Now...we're kinda worried. TG us if you have any info on this...odd ransom...
Great Mateo
22-03-2004, 05:51
OOC: GameFAQ, you wouldn't happen to be a LUEser or regular of the Sports & Racing board, would you?
Colodia
22-03-2004, 06:07
OOC: GameFAQ, you wouldn't happen to be a LUEser or regular of the Sports & Racing board, would you?

I used to be a LUEser....although I don't like that kinda title...although I'm not the one your asking..
Great Mateo
22-03-2004, 06:10
OOC: GameFAQ, you wouldn't happen to be a LUEser or regular of the Sports & Racing board, would you?

I used to be a LUEser....although I don't like that kinda title...although I'm not the one your asking..

OOC: XD at your post, didn't even notice it. But what's wrong with LUEser?
Colodia
22-03-2004, 06:12
OOC: GameFAQ, you wouldn't happen to be a LUEser or regular of the Sports & Racing board, would you?

I used to be a LUEser....although I don't like that kinda title...although I'm not the one your asking..

OOC: XD at your post, didn't even notice it. But what's wrong with LUEser?

well...to someone from the outside, seeing someone defining themself as a "LUEser" would seem....idiotic

But to ourselves, it was a great name!


Did you have a username on LUE? Mine was Annoyin Telemarketer, I LUEicided 3 times as a New Years Resolution to be rid of LUE...but I guess I'm still a LUEser at heart :P
Great Mateo
22-03-2004, 06:22
OOC: GameFAQ, you wouldn't happen to be a LUEser or regular of the Sports & Racing board, would you?

I used to be a LUEser....although I don't like that kinda title...although I'm not the one your asking..

OOC: XD at your post, didn't even notice it. But what's wrong with LUEser?

well...to someone from the outside, seeing someone defining themself as a "LUEser" would seem....idiotic

But to ourselves, it was a great name!


Did you have a username on LUE? Mine was Annoyin Telemarketer, I LUEicided 3 times as a New Years Resolution to be rid of LUE...but I guess I'm still a LUEser at heart :P

Bebop268170. I still hang out there, I don't post much though. I frequent the Armored Core and Sports and Racing boards more often.

Eep. This might be considered topic hijacking at this point. <_< >_> Send me a telegram if you want to keep talking.
GameFAQ
22-03-2004, 13:39
OOC: GameFAQ, you wouldn't happen to be a LUEser or regular of the Sports & Racing board, would you?

I used to be a LUEser....although I don't like that kinda title...although I'm not the one your asking..

OOC: XD at your post, didn't even notice it. But what's wrong with LUEser?

well...to someone from the outside, seeing someone defining themself as a "LUEser" would seem....idiotic

But to ourselves, it was a great name!


Did you have a username on LUE? Mine was Annoyin Telemarketer, I LUEicided 3 times as a New Years Resolution to be rid of LUE...but I guess I'm still a LUEser at heart :P

Bebop268170. I still hang out there, I don't post much though. I frequent the Armored Core and Sports and Racing boards more often.

Eep. This might be considered topic hijacking at this point. <_< >_> Send me a telegram if you want to keep talking.


I am bros!!!!! LUE IS THE BEST!!! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU DARK COBRA!!!

I go on LUE!!!
Colodia
23-03-2004, 01:25
username on LUE, GameFAQS?
GameFAQ
23-03-2004, 01:48
username on LUE, GameFAQS?

nope! I am bros!!!
GameFAQ
23-03-2004, 23:11
Another GBC Broadcast:
The broadcast you are currently looking at is our troops going away to war. We are at war with Southern GameFAQ! We are at war with our friends, families, and neighbors because of this war!


At the Sladesburg base:

General Slaker:Men, the day has come. We are to attack Southern GameFAQ as soon as General Larke talks to you.

*A huge TV turns on*
*General Larke's face appears on the TV*
General Larke:You are going to war. You are going to defend your country for our freedom. We depend on your sucess! Do you REALLY want the people who support Credonia to take over GameFAQ?

The Soliders:NO, SIR!

General Larke:Good! Now I bid you farewell! Some of you may never come back. GO TO WAR TO DEFEND GAMEFAQ!!!

The Soldiers:YES, SIR!

*The TV turns off*

General Slaker:Now that you have been briefed, PREPARE TO GO TO BATTLE!!!!


*The soldiers board on trains to the "border" between North GameFAQ and South GameFAQ*

*One of the trains starts to shake*

General Sloat:Everyone! Get off the train! We are under attack!!!!

General Larke's Press Conference:
General Larke:A train full of soldiers was just attacked by the rebels

Battle of the Train:
Starting Troops:
North GameFAQ:70,000 troops
South GameFAQ:60,000 troops

General Sloat:We don't have any tanks, so we will have to attack them without artillery. . .

General Sloat:They have tanks!

General Sloat:Soldiers, grab as many anti-tank rifles that we have! The rest of you grab 2 Flash Grenades, 2 Smoke Grenades, an Assualt Rifle with 2 magazines of ammo each. As soon as you have that, attack the Enemy!!!!!!!!


The North GameFAQ soldiers fire at the South GameFAQ troops. The South GameFAQ soldiers retaliate by ordering the tanks to fire.

A group of soldiers get close to the back of the South GameFAQ lines and throws Flash Grenades and Smoke Grenades at the troops. The Northern Soldiers fire all their ammo at the troops. The South GameFAQ soliders fire at the group of troops.

*1 month later*

The Result of the Battle of the Train:
North GameFAQ:25,000 Troops Remaining
South GameFAQ:30,000 Troops Remaining

General Larke's Press Conference:
General Larke:I have just recieved news about the Train Ambush, We lost 25,000 troops that were on the train. Those troops will be sent back to their families as soon as possible. The Rebels lost 30,000 troops.

OOC:Is this a good RP?

EDIT OOC:Is that better?
GameFAQ
23-03-2004, 23:13
Doouble Post
Kylara
24-03-2004, 05:56
GameFAQ:

"You have not answered my previous transmission. Do you still need assistance?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
Nejan
24-03-2004, 06:09
IC: The government of Nejan would be glad to help the government that is loyal to the orginal government. Please respond with your requirments.

Nejan

OOC: this is my first RP please help me out or if you don't wish to, just ask me not to join
Imperial Forces
24-03-2004, 06:13
I am bros!!!!! LUE IS THE BEST!!! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU DARK COBRA!!!

I go on LUE!!!

LUE>j00
Colodia
24-03-2004, 07:03
I am bros!!!!! LUE IS THE BEST!!! I WILL NOT GIVE YOU DARK COBRA!!!

I go on LUE!!!

LUE>j00

LUE>NS (sorry NS!) > me > j00
Colodia
24-03-2004, 07:11
OOC: It seems to be a quick RP. And I'm not sure a battle can last a month and suffer only 30,000 + deaths. you maaaay wanna redo that part again. It's your RP.


IC: What're your intentions Southern GameFAQ? If we feel like to have the right reasons to rebel against the Northerners, we'll assist you. Colodia sees civil wars as "revolutionary wars" And since Colodia was created by a revolution, we pity your nation. And are willing to aid it.

If you lack the qualities, we'll ally with your enemies and crush you. It's been a while since Colodia managed a victory!
GameFAQ
24-03-2004, 13:29
Kylara, the response is yes

Colodia, South GameFAQ is somewhere in North America. They are rebelling because they do not want us to go to war with Credonia. (they are Pro Credonian)
Kylara
24-03-2004, 20:08
GameFAQ:

"Very well. I have passed the order onto Colonel Sean Reynolds' Second Cadre Regiment to deploy to your nation at once. ETA, 3hrs."

"I am also sending 45 Transports(sub-orbital) to carry the Regiment and it's equipment. They are ordered to give you as much support as you require(medical-civil/military)."

"I request that atleast one Battalion of the Second be deployed to cover Hostpitals, Schools, and if need be, Government facilities. Please contact Colonel Reynolds upon his arrival to give him his deployment instructions."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

OOC: A Reminder

Second Cadre Regiment = 5,000 men/women

5 Battalions(1,000 each):

1st Battalion: Infantry
2nd Battalion: Infantry
3rd Battalion: Artillery/Mortar Teams(also "infantry" in a pinch)
4th Battalion: Infantry/Security(MP's) Detachment
5th Battalion: Medical Battalion(can be used as "infantry" in a pinch- not usually recommend)
GameFAQ
25-03-2004, 00:55
GameFAQ:

"Very well. I have passed the order onto Colonel Sean Reynolds' Second Cadre Regiment to deploy to your nation at once. ETA, 3hrs."

"I am also sending 45 Transports(sub-orbital) to carry the Regiment and it's equipment. They are ordered to give you as much support as you require(medical-civil/military)."

"I request that atleast one Battalion of the Second be deployed to cover Hostpitals, Schools, and if need be, Government facilities. Please contact Colonel Reynolds upon his arrival to give him his deployment instructions."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

OOC: A Reminder

Second Cadre Regiment = 5,000 men/women

5 Battalions(1,000 each):

1st Battalion: Infantry
2nd Battalion: Infantry
3rd Battalion: Artillery/Mortar Teams(also "infantry" in a pinch)
4th Battalion: Infantry/Security(MP's) Detachment
5th Battalion: Medical Battalion(can be used as "infantry" in a pinch- not usually recommend)


I will make 1 of the battalions guard the House of our Beloved Leader, General Larke. 2 battalians will guard military hospitals. 2 battallians will aid the army.
Colodia
25-03-2004, 01:00
Sorry Southern GameFAQS, but we have REJECTED our aid to you. Instead we will be aiding Northern GameFAQ to destroy the idiots that decide to wage war to prevent war. (lol)

Anyways, General Gato will be in second-in-command of our troops headed to fight the South. (The President being first in command) We'll be sending the 3RD COLODIAN INVASION FORCES (Colodia's military system is somewhat different from others :D )

I don't really like going into detail Let's just say I have

50,000 infantry
100 medical units
300 Special Ops units
230 tanks

40 Bombers at the ready
20 Fighter planes

OOC: Hope I'm not number wanking here...
GameFAQ
25-03-2004, 01:25
In General Larke's Office, General Larke recieved a Phone Call

General Larke:Who is this?

Mysterious Caller:I am Gary Groo, the leader of the rebels

General Larke:Stop the war!

Gary Groo:We want you to become Credonia's ally again!

General Larke:Why?

Gary Groo:Credonia would never have done something like that!

General Larke:They did do it.

Gary Groo:NO THEY DIDN'T!!!!

General Larke:Yes they did!

*General Larke hears some talking in the background*

General Larke hears Gary Groo saying something, it sounds like Launch it.

*The Phone Call suddenly ends*

Cindy Grater (General Larke's advisor):Sir, we have just detected a missle heading towards our position!

General Larke:How much longer until it arrives?

Cindy Grater:10 Minutes

General Larke:Try to shoot it down!

Cindy Grater:We can't, sir! It is in Sladesburg!

General Larke:What kind of missle is it?

Cindy Grater:It is a very small Nuclear Warhead

General Larke:How did they get that?

Cindy Grater:One of our Nuclear Silos is in South GameFAQ

General Larke:Alert the whole Government! Tell them to go to the bomb shelter beneath the building! Alert the citizens! Tell them to go to the closest Hospital or Library! The Hospitals and Libraries are the only things that have a bomb shelter besides this building!

Cindy Grater:Yes sir! You need to get yourself to safety!

General Larke:I will, I need to make one call first.

Cindy Grater:Make it short!

General Larke:I will

General Larke:General Slaker, A nuclear warhead is flying towards the Capital. You need to locate the silo where it was launched from and you must destroy the silo. I will give you more orders after the missle hits. If you do not get any orders from me for 2 days (RL) get our allies to help us.

General Slaker:Yes sir!

Cindy Grater:The missle will hit in 6 minutes!

General Larke:Did you alert the whole Government and the citizens?

Cindy Grater:Yes I did.

General Larke:We must go to the bomb shelter! *Picks up an object wrapped in paper*

At the army of General Slaker
General Slaker:Troops, I just recieved a call from General Larke. A nuclear warhead is heading for Sladesburg! WE must find the silo and destroy it!

At Sladesburg

Cindy Grater:Sir! We must go quicker! The missle will hit in 4 minutes!

*General Slaker and Cindy Grater arrive in the bomb shelter located 200 feet under the capital*

Cindy Grater:The Missle will hit in 2 minutes!

Cindy Grater:1 minute until it hits!!

*They hear a loud, muffled boom above them*

*General Larke turns on a TV in the shelter, which activates a camera in Sladesburg*

General Larke:Oh my god. Cindy come here!

Cindy Grater:What is it sir? Oh My God, how did a warhead that small do that much damage?
GameFAQ
25-03-2004, 01:27
Sorry Southern GameFAQS, but we have REJECTED our aid to you. Instead we will be aiding Northern GameFAQ to destroy the idiots that decide to wage war to prevent war. (lol)

Anyways, General Gato will be in second-in-command of our troops headed to fight the South. (The President being first in command) We'll be sending the 3RD COLODIAN INVASION FORCES (Colodia's military system is somewhat different from others :D )

I don't really like going into detail Let's just say I have

50,000 infantry
100 medical units
300 Special Ops units
230 tanks

40 Bombers at the ready
20 Fighter planes

OOC: Hope I'm not number wanking here...

good, read the post above this, but below your post
25-03-2004, 02:43
I can help. I have a surface action group in the area with 3 Arleigh Burke flight III destroyers and 2 Tico classAEGIS CGs. They are launching 60 TLAMs at the enemy bases. Tell me the damage report. They are taking reloads from the resupply ship and will move in for their guns and shoot down planes with the AEGIS.
Kylara
25-03-2004, 05:16
I will make 1 of the battalions guard the House of our Beloved Leader, General Larke. 2 battalians will guard military hospitals. 2 battallians will aid the army.

GameFAQ:

"Splendid! "

"I would've sent more, but, one of my Cadre Regiments has already been deployed to help another nation, and the Third Cadre Regiment must remain at home. It is my only Mobile Infantry force left at my disposal."

"I have the Home Guard but they are a Defensive Force only. God speed."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
25-03-2004, 05:25
If you don't mind, I have 2 infantry divisions with a total of 20,000 troops available to send, and 1 armored cav with 500 M1-A2 Abrams tanks and 1000 M-3 Bradleys.

I will send 25 B-1B Lancers to help you, 10 B-52 Stratofortresses. 4 F-15E Strike Eagle squadrons (total of 48 planes). 4 F-15C Air superiority fighters (48 planes). I will also send 8 E-3 Sentry AWACS planes. I will send 60 AH-64D Apache Longbows. 10 KC-135 Extender tankers have been sent.

I will send a CVBG to help also. I have a Nimitz carrier, 4 burke class DDGs, and 3 Tico class CGs, 2 Perry class FFGs and 2 688i subs to join my naval forces already there. (check US navy website for stats on ships)

I hope this helps and would like to ally with you
25-03-2004, 05:59
Message to GameFAQ:As your ally, we will be sending help.We see you have gathered quite the allies, so we will just be sending in our special force units, called GutBusters.These troops will begin conducting raids as soon as they arrive at your foward bases.They will be under your command.

Military News:
1,500 Gutbusters
300 APC Bradlys
Destination:GameFAQ front line bases.
25-03-2004, 06:00
I will RP my troops, but you can tell me where to strike. OH I forgot, I am sending 24 F-4G Wild Weasel variants of the Phantom. They are specicially designed to destroy AAA and SAM sites.
Colodia
25-03-2004, 07:01
In light of the nuclear explosion on Sladesburg, the President himself has given the green light for a testing of the Colodian Nuclear Satellite Bomb to be tested using the capitol of Southern GameFAQS as target.

Should the bombing suceed, the 2nd Colodian Invasion Forces will be brought on to Southern GameFAQS soil. This Force basically contains:

50,000 infantry
150 medical units
50 Navy SEALS
220 Tanks

60 B-2 Sleath Bombers
40 F-15 Fighter Planes


Colodia does not see an injustified nuclear attack as something that'll easily go by. Prepare for the worst of the worst Southerners!
25-03-2004, 07:03
Hey leave something for me to destroy the rebels.

Do they sing the South Calinky (Carolina) ballad?
Colodia
25-03-2004, 07:12
Sorrrrrry Colodia wants to kick ass for once! We lost two wars the last time I made a topic on I.I. I LOST TWO WARS IN ONE TOPIC!

This brings us to
Victories: 1(non-RPed)
Defeats: 2
25-03-2004, 08:21
Lets wait for GameFaq to say if it is over.
GameFAQ
25-03-2004, 13:34
Inside the Shelter

General Larke:Is there anyway we can get out of here without being killed by radiation?

Cindy Grater:Yes there is sir *Points to suits on the wall*

General Larke:Good

General Larke:Put one on! *Puts a suit on*

*Cindy Grater puts a suit on*

General Larke:Let's go outside and do a damage report

Cindy Grater:Yes sir!

General Larke:We must check the Hospitals to see if any of them survived!

Cindy Grater runs to a hospital going into its bomb shelter

Cindy Grater Runs back to General Larke

Cindy:Sir, only the hospital personell survived!

General Larke:So that means that around 1 million people died today?

Cindy:Yes sir. We must evacuate the Hospital staff and their equipment and then get out of the city Quickly

General Larke:Do it.

Cindy:Yes sir!

20 minutes later

Cindy:I have rounded up all the survivors! They have put anti-radiation suits on

General Larke:We must get to Presidental Aircraft 1

Cindy:Yes sir

Cindy:Sir I have one question!

General Larke:What is it?

Cindy:What was the thing that was in the suitcase you grabbed?

General Larke:It is the control center for all of GameFAQ's Nuclear Warheads and it is how we can communicate with our military forces.

Cindy:Can it make the Silos explode

General Larke:Yes it can

General Larke on the phone with the commanding General of the Army
General Larke:We have survived the nuclear warhead! DO NOT ATTACK THE SILO! IT WILL EXPLODE IN 5 Minutes!!!! *Presses a button in the suitcase labeled "GNCSO1" (Gamefaq Nuclear Control Southern 1)

OOC:I will continue the rest of this later, I have to go right now! I will add more soon!. THE WAR ISN'T OVER YET! I need you to send Haz-Mat teams to Sladesburg!
25-03-2004, 19:01
Roger that, Major Dr.. McCoy the head of our med corps is ordering our 25 LAV-A Humvee ambulances to help clean up with hazmat teams and deal with casualties. We are heloing in 25 more with HH-60 Blackhawks.

As for our forces, we are having our F-111Aardvarks flyin on AB and bomb targets. Enemy SAMs are lighting up, Our 24 F-4G Wild Weasels are using HARMs on these radar sites. the enemy was dumb to use his fire control radar.
Bazooka Romano
25-03-2004, 19:15
you want help? ill send GameFAQ these for free:

10 Snow Speeders,
10000 Blue Single-Bladed Lightsabers,
10000 Blaster Pistols,
10000 Heavy-Repeater Blaster Rifles,
10 X-Wings,
10 Y-Wings,
10 A-Wings,
5 Millenium Falcons,
and 500 Ewoks.

Víola.

All of these things do not have their own pilots.
25-03-2004, 19:35
OCC: I think this is a modern thread. But, if it is future, then you have to kill Jar Jar Binks.
Crosshill
25-03-2004, 19:46
OOC: I would probably like to take part in this RP but after that Hallad Shildonia debacle I aske for permission befor I join. Either reply TM or Ignore me, Thanks!
GameFAQ
26-03-2004, 00:53
OOC: I would probably like to take part in this RP but after that Hallad Shildonia debacle I aske for permission befor I join. Either reply TM or Ignore me, Thanks!

you can help :)

I AM MODERN TECH!!

OOC:I am going to add to the RP
26-03-2004, 01:21
The Republic of Sicrat is more than happy to send the 25th infantry to assist you in quashing the rebellion. Ill also send 2nd Destroyer group, to assist you in bombarding Southern GameFAQ targets.


25th Infantry
30,000 personel
25,000 infantry
50 Beowulf tanks

2nd Destroyer Group
8 Arliegh Burke Destroyers
1 Du Four class Cruiser


We await your reply.
26-03-2004, 01:30
OCC: can someone RP South GameFaq damage?

IC: Since our F-4Gs have destroyed the AA sites, we are sending our F-15Es to bomb targets and our F-15Cs are killing planes. We have a carrier sending up planes and are attacking round the clock. We now believe it is safe enough to attack with Apaches, B-52s, and B-1 Lancers, They are attacking now. Invasion will begin when GFAQ says go.
Colodia
26-03-2004, 06:00
you want help? ill send GameFAQ these for free:

10 Snow Speeders,
10000 Blue Single-Bladed Lightsabers,
10000 Blaster Pistols,
10000 Heavy-Repeater Blaster Rifles,
10 X-Wings,
10 Y-Wings,
10 A-Wings,
5 Millenium Falcons,
and 500 Ewoks.

Víola.

All of these things do not have their own pilots.

go away godmodder. Your nation is new and weak. No way in hell can you have all that.
Colodia
26-03-2004, 06:06
As we speak, the 2nd and 3rd Colodian Invasion Forces are on their way to Southern soil. We expect a massive invasion, something like D-Day. Although we're sure that casualties won't be high, and that enemy resistance will be extremely low. Or so we believe...

Once Northern G-FAQ gives the go, we invade. Our goal is to push all the way to the Southern capitol, wherever it is! (help me out on this one GameFAQ)...


General Gato is a new General. And we hope to turn him into a world-wide General God!

General Sherman of the American Army during the Civil War will be our role model here. We are willing to use "TOTAL WARFARE" strategy. This means that whatever we see that aids Southern GameFAQ, is destroyed. Homes, factories, water filters, electrical plants, government offices, etc. All will be anniliated.

However, Northern GameFAQ must give the green on this too.
26-03-2004, 06:10
WE are invading and bombing as we speak. we are taking casualties, but gaining ground. Our bombers are destroying the enemy
26-03-2004, 06:10
WE are invading and bombing as we speak. we are taking casualties, but gaining ground. Our bombers are destroying the enemy
Colodia
26-03-2004, 06:14
Go ahead. But it is needless. Colodia will deliver a terrible strike at a much lower casualtie rate. Due to it's massiveness, Colodia would prefer permission from North. GameFAQ rather than rush in and find out that Northern GameFAQ didn't want this fate for the South.
26-03-2004, 06:17
WE are not killing civilians or doing total war fare. WE are taking out their troops
Kylara
26-03-2004, 06:17
Inside the Shelter

General Larke:Is there anyway we can get out of here without being killed by radiation?

Cindy Grater:Yes there is sir *Points to suits on the wall*

General Larke:Good

General Larke:Put one on! *Puts a suit on*

*Cindy Grater puts a suit on*

General Larke:Let's go outside and do a damage report

Cindy Grater:Yes sir!

General Larke:We must check the Hospitals to see if any of them survived!

Cindy Grater runs to a hospital going into its bomb shelter

Cindy Grater Runs back to General Larke

Cindy:Sir, only the hospital personell survived!

General Larke:So that means that around 1 million people died today?

Cindy:Yes sir. We must evacuate the Hospital staff and their equipment and then get out of the city Quickly

GameFAQ: URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE LORD ADMIRAL.....
Message as follows:

"Status report on the Second Cadre Regiment? I have lost all communication with Colonel Reynolds and his staff."

"At your request for Haz-Mat aid, I am sending 20 Transports with medical supplies, food, doctors, nurses. All of which have Haz-Mat training. They will be under the command of Major Sarah Market."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
GameFAQ
26-03-2004, 13:22
Inside the Shelter

General Larke:Is there anyway we can get out of here without being killed by radiation?

Cindy Grater:Yes there is sir *Points to suits on the wall*

General Larke:Good

General Larke:Put one on! *Puts a suit on*

*Cindy Grater puts a suit on*

General Larke:Let's go outside and do a damage report

Cindy Grater:Yes sir!

General Larke:We must check the Hospitals to see if any of them survived!

Cindy Grater runs to a hospital going into its bomb shelter

Cindy Grater Runs back to General Larke

Cindy:Sir, only the hospital personell survived!

General Larke:So that means that around 1 million people died today?

Cindy:Yes sir. We must evacuate the Hospital staff and their equipment and then get out of the city Quickly

GameFAQ: URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE LORD ADMIRAL.....
Message as follows:

"Status report on the Second Cadre Regiment? I have lost all communication with Colonel Reynolds and his staff."

"At your request for Haz-Mat aid, I am sending 20 Transports with medical supplies, food, doctors, nurses. All of which have Haz-Mat training. They will be under the command of Major Sarah Market."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

I will look for the second REgiment immeadately!

OOC:What happenend to Homer Simpson1987?
GameFAQ
26-03-2004, 13:32
General Larke:THe silo has exploded

Cindy:I hope --

General Larke:Wait a minute Cindy, I am receiving a phone call on my briefcase!

General Larke:ok. ok. We will look for them immeadately

Cindy:Who was it?

General Larke:The Lord Admiral of Kylara! They sent troops into this city! we must look for them!

5 hours later

Cindy:I found them! They are barely alive!!!!!
Kylara
26-03-2004, 18:34
General Larke:THe silo has exploded

Cindy:I hope --

General Larke:Wait a minute Cindy, I am receiving a phone call on my briefcase!

General Larke:ok. ok. We will look for them immeadately

Cindy:Who was it?

General Larke:The Lord Admiral of Kylara! They sent troops into this city! we must look for them!

5 hours later

Cindy:I found them! They are barely alive!!!!!

GameFAQ:

"Could you give me a casualty report by battalion? Wounded and Dead?"

"Also, I will be sending 5 more Transports with medical supplies to assist my Cadre Regiment specifically."

"If your people need more medical supplies, doctors, nurses and medical transports. Do not hesitate to ask."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
GameFAQ
26-03-2004, 21:31
General Larke:THe silo has exploded

Cindy:I hope --

General Larke:Wait a minute Cindy, I am receiving a phone call on my briefcase!

General Larke:ok. ok. We will look for them immeadately

Cindy:Who was it?

General Larke:The Lord Admiral of Kylara! They sent troops into this city! we must look for them!

5 hours later

Cindy:I found them! They are barely alive!!!!!

GameFAQ:

"Could you give me a casualty report by battalion? Wounded and Dead?"

"Also, I will be sending 5 more Transports with medical supplies to assist my Cadre Regiment specifically."

"If your people need more medical supplies, doctors, nurses and medical transports. Do not hesitate to ask."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

150 in each battalian are dead. I need medical transports immeadately!
GameFAQ
26-03-2004, 21:46
(Continuting from the other RP)

General Larke:How many are dead?
Cindy:150 are dead in each battalian! 500 in each battalian are wounded!
General Larke:Get those men here and get the hospital staff to treat them!
Cindy:Yes sir!

*General Larke's briefcase starts ringing*
General Slater:General Larke, are you okay?
General Larke:Yes we are. Kylara sent 5,000 men, 150 in each battalian are dead, and 500 are wounded.
General Slater:How many civilians survived?
General Larke:Around 1 million died, only us and the hospital staff survived!
General Slater:Get out of there immeadately sir!
General Larke:I will as soon as I get enough vehicles to get the wounded and dead out of here!
General Slater:I will send a train up to Sladesburg to transport the wounded and dead
General Larke:Send the train

6 Hours later
The train stops at the Sladesburg border (the train tracks in sladesburg were destroyed)

General Larke:Cindy, tell the hospital staff to put the wounded and dead on that train!
Cindy:Yes sir!

Engineer:Where should we go?

General Larke:Nedecksville

OOC:MESSAGE TO ALL PEOPLE HELPING ME ATTACK you must join up with the GameFAQ army. I will send the coordinates.
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 00:13
Inside the train

Cindy:This has happened so fast
General Larke:Yes it has Cindy, Yes it has.
Cindy:I hope this war ends soon.
General Larke:Me too Cindy, Me too.

A Medical Worker interrupts the conversation.
Medical Worker:General Larke we need to check you to see if you have radiation poisoning! You too Cindy Grater!

Medical Workers examine the two people
Medical Worker:General Larke we have bad news, you have Radiation Poisoning
General Larke:How long do I have to live?
Medical Worker:At the Least, 2 years. At the most, 10 years
27-03-2004, 00:44
my offer to send troops and ships still stands, Northern Gamefaq.
Colodia
27-03-2004, 00:46
GameFAQ...you have one hour to give us the greenlight (1 Real life day). Should you NOT give us an answer before then, then we'll declare TOTAL WAR on Southern GameFAQ and you'll be the one paying for the reconstruction of your nation rather than us.
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 01:04
my offer to send troops and ships still stands, Northern Gamefaq.

send them and read my earlier post

Colodia, what exactly do you want to do? Send in Aircraft? Troops?
Colodia
27-03-2004, 02:06
I want to cause TOTAL WAR upon Southern GameFAQS for their nuclear attack. A full-scale invasion headed for their capitol. Two Invasion forces are a mere 200 miles away from the border to Southern GameFAQ. Read my latest few posts on this topic
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 02:35
Colodia, join up with the GameFAQ army. We all need to attack as one force
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 02:52
General Larke:I only have 2-10 years left to live?
Medical Worker:Yes, sir

General Larke makes a phone call on his briefcase
General Larke:General Slater, are you there?
General Slater:Yes I am, What is it?
General Larke:I just got out of Sladesburg, I am heading to Nedecksville.
General Slater:Are you okay?
General Larke:I have radiation poisioning
General Slater:How long do you have to live?
General Larke:2 to 10 years
General Slater:Oh no. I hope the war ends before then!
General Larke:Where are you right now?
General Slater:We are heading towards Nedecksville.
General Larke:Me too! I have to go now, the train has arrived at Nedecksville.
General Slater:Goodbye

Cindy:Let's get off the train and meet the army there
Kylara
27-03-2004, 06:33
GameFAQ:

"Could you give me a casualty report by battalion? Wounded and Dead?"

"Also, I will be sending 5 more Transports with medical supplies to assist my Cadre Regiment specifically."

"If your people need more medical supplies, doctors, nurses and medical transports. Do not hesitate to ask."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

150 in each battalian are dead. I need medical transports immeadately!

GameFAQ:

"Understood. I will be sending 15 Transports full of medical supplies, doctors, and nurses. 5 of which are to be used to bring the dead and wounded home to their families."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
Muktar
27-03-2004, 06:45
My mercenary legions smell a business opportunity. We have guerillas, infantry, shock troops, vehicular cavalry, tanks, attack boats, attack fighters, spies, assassins, and artillary all available.
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 19:49
My mercenary legions smell a business opportunity. We have guerillas, infantry, shock troops, vehicular cavalry, tanks, attack boats, attack fighters, spies, assassins, and artillary all available.

which one of those could be used for Bodyguards? Since I will need bodyguards for 2-10 years for the President
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 21:15
Larke and Cindy are walking off the train
Cindy:I wonder how much longer until the army arrives?
General Larke:Might be a few hours or it might be a month!

General Larke's Briefcase starts to ring.
General Larke:Who is this?
Gary Groo:You survived! How did you survive?
General Larke:I am smart, you are not!
Gary Groo:I am smarter than you!
*General Larke presses a button in his suitcase to track where Gary Groo is*
General Larke:Why did you attack Sladesburg?
Gary Groo:We wanted you dead so we could take over GameFAQ and be allies with Credonia!
General Larke:We have the military power!
Gary Groo:We have Weapons!
General Larke:What kind of weapons?
Gary Groo:Chemical and Biological!
General Larke:Where would you launch them to?
Gary Groo:We would launch them all over GameFAQ to eliminate you and the Government!!!!!
General Larke:You are a monster. You would kill millions of innocent people?
Gary Groo:*Laughing* Yes I would, Yes I would!
*General Larke's briefcase makes a beeping noise to say that it has tracked his location*
General Larke:Goodbye.

General Larke:Cindy, I have found where Gary Groo is!
CIndy:How?
General Larke:He just called and I tracked him to his location!
Cindy:good Job sir!
General Larke:Now, I need to call General Slater!

General Larke:General Slater, are you there?
General Slater:Yes I am sir!
General Larke:What is your current location?
General Slater:We are two miles from your current location!
General Larke:Get here quick! I need to give you information that is vital the end the war!
General Slater:I will get there now!
Muktar
27-03-2004, 21:19
My mercenary legions smell a business opportunity. We have guerillas, infantry, shock troops, vehicular cavalry, tanks, attack boats, attack fighters, spies, assassins, and artillary all available.

which one of those could be used for Bodyguards? Since I will need bodyguards for 2-10 years for the President

Zhalfirin Infantry
Weapon(s): UGW w/ Bayonet, Rifle Grenades optional, Frag Grenades optional
Armor: Torso Armor, Helmet
Special Equipment: Medikit optional
Vehicle/Crew: None/None
Cost: 150 USD/month, +10 USD monthly per option
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 21:26
My mercenary legions smell a business opportunity. We have guerillas, infantry, shock troops, vehicular cavalry, tanks, attack boats, attack fighters, spies, assassins, and artillary all available.

which one of those could be used for Bodyguards? Since I will need bodyguards for 2-10 years for the President

Zhalfirin Infantry
Weapon(s): UGW w/ Bayonet, Rifle Grenades optional, Frag Grenades optional
Armor: Torso Armor, Helmet
Special Equipment: Medikit optional
Vehicle/Crew: None/None
Cost: 150 USD/month, +10 USD monthly per option

I wnat to buy 50 of them and they will bhe used for 10 years
Muktar
27-03-2004, 21:28
150 per month x 120 months x 50 troops = 90,000 USD.
GameFAQ
27-03-2004, 21:55
150 per month x 120 months x 50 troops = 90,000 USD.

money sent
28-03-2004, 01:27
The Sicrati expeditionary force will compliment the Colodian invasion if and when it starts.


The Sicrati Naval detachment has set forth towards GameFaq, along with enough transports to hold the 30,000 promised troops and 50 tanks.


(it would be nice if we could get a map and/or a list of major cities.)
Colodia
28-03-2004, 09:52
Colodia refused to attack with a coalition. Elections are tomorrow, and as President of Colodia, Leon Quev, whom's position will be put into question for the next two days, need to prove to the Colodians that we ARE superior!

We will attack on our own. FINAL! We'll aid in paying for the damages we cause. In fact, Colodia will take Southern GameFAQ off your hands for nothing on your part! Isn't that great? You dont have to rebuild anything for yourself! And if you want revenge, we'll do that for you once we invade.

Oh, and in the minor event that Colodian troops cannot take down the Southern GameFAQ'ers. Than we have the Imperial Military as an ally. We can call upon their help. But we really do not require it yet.

2nd and 3rd Colodian Invasion Forces are currently within range of being able to enter the South by tomorrow.

OOC: It'd be nice if I knew where the capitol of South GameFAQ was. Is it inland? Around the coast? Near the border?
28-03-2004, 15:12
If Colodia is so bent on refusing military aide, the expeditionary force will be sent to replenish Northern GameFaq troops in its own territory. The Sicrati fleet detachment has entered Gamefaq waters and is approaching the adapted L.Z.
GameFAQ
28-03-2004, 16:07
OOC:Colodia and Sircrat, I am sending the coordinates of the location of the rebel leader

In Nedecksville

General Slater:I arrived as quick as possible.
General Larke:How much of the army is left?
General Slater:We lost a lot of the troops at the battle of teh train, but then we joined up with the rest of the army so the whole army has around 2 million people.
General Larke:Good. I have found the coordinates of the rebel leader.
General Slater:Give them to me so I can send them to the other armies!
General Larke:What other armies?
General Slater:Colodia and Sircrat.
General Larke:Here they are *shows coordinates to General Slater*
General Slater:I will send them now! *phone makes beeping noises* They are sent
General Larke:I command you to attack the rebel capital now!
General Slater:Yes sir! I will go immeadately
GameFAQ
28-03-2004, 19:49
GBC Broadcast:

This is Jerry Desburg for GBC News. Sorry we haven't been able to report for a while, but Sladesburg was hit with a Nuclear Warhead. Now we go to a Press Conference with General Larke


General Larke:Ladies and Gentlemen and citizens of GameFAQ. Since the capital was hit with a nuclear warhead, I withdrew all troops that were not in GameFAQ! So that means our troops never entered Credonian Soil! I will try to restablish our alliance with Credonia! We must destroy the Rebels!

That was a Press conference that General Larke just gave! We will send this tape to Credonia to try and get them to become our ally again!
28-03-2004, 21:58
Private communique to Northern GameFaq: Do you want the rebel leader alive or dead? We will maneauver our Destroyer group to converge on the sea around those coordinates and fire T-LAMs against the site. A list of the Naval forces that we may encounter would be necessary. We also require the coordinates of a port to land the expeditionary force.
Colodia
28-03-2004, 23:14
Meanwhile, in Colodia, the President and his Elite Military Commanders talk in the Colodian capitol of Kukagstan


President (Leon Quev): OK men, I have the coordinates where the rebel leader of Southern GameFAQ was last heard of. I'll be assuming this is the capitol, and we'll make this our primary target to get the majority of our forces to. Once we capture the capitol, the war should be over.

Alright, it seems the easiest way to get to the capitol would be by a beach landing. Hmm....I think we should have our Navy attack enemy army defensive positions before we can make any sort of landing.

Navy Commander (N Comm): Yes sir. However, we need the coordinates of the enemy bunkers. Could the Air Force spy planes get us those coordinates?

Air Force Commander (AF Comm): Yes, but we'll make a quick get in, get those coordinates, and get out. There are anti-aircraft weapons a little bit inland. As far as I know, they are too far for the Navy to destroy. The Army should take care of that.

Leon Quev: Ok. So this is the plan...
1. The Air Force spy planes will make a quick check to see where enemy beach defenses are. They'll leave immediatly to avoid anti-aircraft fire

2. The Navy will use those coordinates and use their Tomahawk missles to destroy those defenses.

3. The Army will land on the beaches, and finish any remaining resistance forces.

4. The Army will then go further inland to destroy defensive anti-aircraft weaponry.

(by army, I mean infantry)

5. Air Force bombers will take care of the rest.

--

Army Comm: Got it
N Comm: Got it
AF Comm: Got it
Leon Quev: Alrightie then. You say you are mere hours away from starting this plan Navy?
N Comm: Aye sir.

Leon Quev: Excellent. If we meet fierce resistance, we have a leftover nuclear satellite from our previous war that's still in orbit. We can make it descend upon the enemy capitol and watch the widespead destruction


OOC: Wow...next post will REALLY start the war!
GameFAQ
29-03-2004, 02:25
I want the leader returned alive!
Kylara
29-03-2004, 05:36
GameFAQ: Stand-by for a message from the Lord Admiral
Message as follows:

"I am dispatching the following immediately to assist you in your struggle and to augment my Forces that are already there. The following Forces are under the command of Commadore Warren Tibbetts"

Second Battle Squadron:

= 1 Battleship(HMS Agamemnon)
= 1 Heavy Cruiser(HMS Chimaera)
= 1 Light Cruiser(HMS Portland)
= 2 Destroyers(HMS Malcolm Reynolds, Nathaniel Hawthorne)
= 2 Frigates(HMS Johnny Green, Rueben James)
= 1 Submarine(HMS Concordia)

"These will be used to help blockade the leaders of your run-away Provinces from escaping by sea."

"I hope this helps."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
Colodia
29-03-2004, 07:36
Rebel Officials will be captured alive, so long as they give no threatening resistance (like Uday and Ousay Hussein)
Colodia
29-03-2004, 07:44
Colodian Navy battleships enter within range. Submarines and aircraft carriers are close by, just in case.

"Hold your fire!" the Navy Commander radioed to all his officials there

Meanwhile, the Air Force's spy planes cameover and took a peek to see where defensive lines were. There didn't seem to be heavy resistance. And the planes managed to leave before getting caught.

In a matter of minuted, the coordinates were sent to the Captains of the invading ships. Who then gave the order to attack on these positions.

After 10 minutes of Naval bombardment, the word was sent throughout the 20 mi. of sea

"Army! ADVANCE TO THE BEACHES!"

Hundreds of tiny landers carrying 10-15 men each carried over 50,000 troops into the beaches. These troops met little resistane. And the tanks were soon brought along.

--

Leon Quev: *on the phone with the Navy Commander* Status Report!
Navy Comm: All targets destroyed. Infantry has reached beaches. From what we see, little resistance.
Leon Quev: Good *hangs up*

Leon Quev ponders a moment. And rings up the Air Force Commander

Leon Quev: Nice work. Now I'd like to know something. It's estimated that we'll reach the rebel capitol in a week or two. Can we get a bomber with a nuclear bomb ready?
Air Force Commander: Oh, we can get one ready within 1 hour! But what about that leftover nuclear satellite?
Leon Quev: Save it. We may have a use for it in the future.
Air Force Commander: Yes sir.

--

In summary, the 3rd Colodian Invasion Force has peacefully entered Rebel territory. the next wave of troops will enter soon after the current troops have moved out. This current force has enountered little resistance, and will soon make their heavy journey toward the rebel's capitol.
29-03-2004, 13:17
The Sicrati troops land peacefully at a North GameFaq port city close to the front. General Andruci of the Sicrati Expeditionary force begins supressionary tactics on the Southern front. The Infantry has been sent marching to the local trouble spots in the line, to pacify the resistance and free up Northern GameFAQ lines. The destroyers screen departs from the transports, and begins to float south, its intent soften of enemy positions behind enemy lines.
GameFAQ
30-03-2004, 02:44
OOC:Do not use nukes.

IC:
General Larke is making a phone call to all the armies, he says one word:
Attack!
Colodia
30-03-2004, 05:17
OOC:Do not use nukes.

IC:
General Larke is making a phone call to all the armies, he says one word:
Attack!

OOC:Do you NOT want revenge for what has happened to your hometown?

Tell ya what, I'll stay away from the nukes, so long as the South doesn't rack up huge casualties (I doubt they will, so relax)
GameFAQ
30-03-2004, 13:25
OOC:Do not use nukes.

IC:
General Larke is making a phone call to all the armies, he says one word:
Attack!

OOC:Do you NOT want revenge for what has happened to your hometown?

Tell ya what, I'll stay away from the nukes, so long as the South doesn't rack up huge casualties (I doubt they will, so relax)

It was the leaders hometown AND it was the capital of GameFAQ!
30-03-2004, 14:12
The Sicrati army surges forward, giving forward momentum to GameFAQ armies in the area. Sicrati naval forces begin firing fire 5 Tomahawks at Southern GameFAQ military bases near the front lines.
Kylara
30-03-2004, 18:10
GameFAQ:

"The Second Battle Squadron arrives on station!"

"GameFAQ, I am placing Commadore Tibbetts and Second Squadron under your command."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

OOC: Reminder:

Second Battle Squadron:

= 1 Battleship(HMS Agamemnon)
= 1 Heavy Cruiser(HMS Chimaera)
= 1 Light Cruiser(HMS Portland)
= 2 Destroyers(HMS Malcolm Reynolds, Nathaniel Hawthorne)
= 2 Frigates(HMS Johnny Green, Rueben James)
= 1 Submarine(HMS Concordia)
GameFAQ
31-03-2004, 00:51
Send all your troops to the capital of the Rebels.


IC:

General Slater: Troops Charge for the rebel capital! Capture the leader alive!!!
Colodia
31-03-2004, 02:28
Next day, the 2nd Colodian Invasion Forces enter Southern soil. The 3rd Force had been there before, but had packed up and left a few things for the next wave of troops to use. How nice.

Meanwhile, fast forward to 125 casualties later and 500 or so miles later, the 3rd Invasion force has reached the capitol. Well, 5 miles away anyways.

The Army Commander steps up to adress the troops before their march into the capitol

"Men! We are united in our fight against moronic countries! Together, we will crush the Southern GameFAQ 'nation'!

Once we gain control of Southern GameFAQ, we will figure out what to do with it. Perhaps we'll give it back to the North to handle. Maybe we'll annex it as our 7th Confederate state. Perhaps we'll let an international community decide. For now, our job is to capture the rebel leaders and bring them to the North!

Men, are you willing to fight? Are you willing to have your sons, daughters, grandchildren looking up to you as the heroes of the 'GameFAQ Civil War'? Well I am! And I'm ready to march into within the city's border and FIGHT!

I am not sure how long it will take to accomplish this goal. Be sure it'll take less than 3 days before the whole 'nation' belongs to Colodian forces. But the faster we get this done, the faster we'll come home to our women!"

The troops cheered, and the Army Commander gave the order to invade. Hundreds of tanks, troops, and other personal marched straight into the capitol.

--

Leon Quev: Hello? This Governor Ahnuld?
Ahnuld: Yes, Governor Ahnuld of California. How may I help you Mr. President?
Leon: I'm having trouble deciding who should become Governor of Southern GameFAQ once we annex it. Got any recommendations?
Ahnuld: I do have a member of my goverment who's second only to me in political knowledge. He shows true leadership and devotion. He can get Southern GameFAQ back up it's feet.
Leon Quev: His name:
Ahnuld: Paul McLeno
Leon: Alright, get him to the capitol. I want to speak with him on this important issue

*hangs up*

OOC: I'm doing this to lengthen the RP further. Although, we'll see who gets the South! :twisted:


--
IC:

A large hotel at the boundry of the city was chosen to be the HQ for the battle. Snipers would be guading the rooftop, and medical units will be aiding the sick in the floors below. The battle had just begun!
GameFAQ
31-03-2004, 02:41
At the Capital of Southern GameFAQ:

General Slater:Attack the enemy capital!

The 2.5 Million GameFAQ troops attack the capital with the allied armies.

One troops yells "I found their base!"

General Slater says to the troop "Good Job"

General Slater yells to all the troops in all the armies one thing "Attack the base!"

The troops rush into the base killing everyone inside, 5,000 troops died.

General Slater yells to the troops "Secure the Base!"

5 hours later, the base has been secured

General Slater Yells to the troops "Attack the capital! DO NOT KILL ANYONE IN THE CAPITAL!"
Iuthia
31-03-2004, 03:16
To: Leaders of North GameFAQ
From: INOC HQ, Iuthia Prima, Iuthia
Subject: Nuclear Blast Investigation
Message:

Respected leaders of North GameFAQ,

I am Hans Felix of the International Neclear Oberservation Committee, we would like to investigate the recent nuclear blast that has ravaged your capitol city, if you would permit such an investigation we would be able to prove who did this to you and publish our results.

Meanwhile we would also like to offer assistance with the clean up and resue operations as we have men experienced in dealing with this sort of blast and feel it would help the chances of recovery greatly.

If you are unwilling to allow a investigation we still offer assisting in cleaning it up, but we would request some sort of explaination to note with the refusal of an investigation.

Thanks for any help you can provide,

Hans Felix, Head of INOC.

INOC Listings (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2670495#2670495)
Colodia
31-03-2004, 06:04
Colodian troops sweep the nations arresting anyone and everyone they found holding a gun. Of course, some enemies were stubborn and refused capture without shooting anyone. Thus, we had snipers shoot these fools. An estimated 242 enemies were killed in this manner. Compared to 376 Colodian deaths due to the order of GameFAQ General Slater.

Once the fighting had stopped, the troops lined up in single files of 5 columns and marched all the way to the capitol building where the rebels managed their rebelion. The Southern flag on the rooftop was replaced by a Colodian flag, and the Army Commander spoke words on the front door following the intense battle.

"Colodians, GameFAQ'ers, and other nationalities that participated in this great battle. We welcome you to the fall of the Southern rebels. They thought they could prevent any wars with Credonia by starting a nuclear war. How foolish, we showed them those words physically didn't we?

The Colodians cheered

"However, even though this was formerly a GameFAQ territory, the government of Colodia asks that this land belong to COLODIA!"

The Colodians cheered even louder, and it was heard all over the city.

"Colodians, I welcome you to the 7th Confederate State of Colodia! Southern GameFAQ! Led by the new Governor, Paul McLeon!"

Fireworks exploded in the night sky as the Colodians celebrated the expansion of Colodian soil. But we will soon find out how Northern GameFAQ reacted to this act.
Colodia
31-03-2004, 06:05
To: Leaders of North GameFAQ
From: INOC HQ, Iuthia Prima, Iuthia
Subject: Nuclear Blast Investigation
Message:

Respected leaders of North GameFAQ,

I am Hans Felix of the International Neclear Oberservation Committee, we would like to investigate the recent nuclear blast that has ravaged your capitol city, if you would permit such an investigation we would be able to prove who did this to you and publish our results.

Meanwhile we would also like to offer assistance with the clean up and resue operations as we have men experienced in dealing with this sort of blast and feel it would help the chances of recovery greatly.

If you are unwilling to allow a investigation we still offer assisting in cleaning it up, but we would request some sort of explaination to note with the refusal of an investigation.

Thanks for any help you can provide,

Hans Felix, Head of INOC.

INOC Listings (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2670495#2670495)

I think I can safely say that we know who used the nuclear missile. Itwas the Southern GameFAQ
GameFAQ
31-03-2004, 13:25
To: Leaders of North GameFAQ
From: INOC HQ, Iuthia Prima, Iuthia
Subject: Nuclear Blast Investigation
Message:

Respected leaders of North GameFAQ,

I am Hans Felix of the International Neclear Oberservation Committee, we would like to investigate the recent nuclear blast that has ravaged your capitol city, if you would permit such an investigation we would be able to prove who did this to you and publish our results.

Meanwhile we would also like to offer assistance with the clean up and resue operations as we have men experienced in dealing with this sort of blast and feel it would help the chances of recovery greatly.

If you are unwilling to allow a investigation we still offer assisting in cleaning it up, but we would request some sort of explaination to note with the refusal of an investigation.

Thanks for any help you can provide,

Hans Felix, Head of INOC.

INOC Listings (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2670495#2670495)

OOC:The people of Southern GameFAQ launched it from their capital to try and destroy our leader. You may Investigate it.

IC:
General Slater:Hey, You Colodians! This DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU! This area belongs to GameFAQ! IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE WE WILL FORCE YOU OUT OF THE COUNTRY.
31-03-2004, 13:49
Throughout the rebel city, Sicrati troops and brass alike look unnnerved at the sudden turn of events. Quietly, and without an official memo issued to the other occupying armies from Andruci, the Sicratis move to the northern section of the city. The bodies of the 542 dead Sicratis, or at least what was left of them, were packed up and shipped home to the families. The 5 dead tanks were left in the city intersections hurriedly.
Iuthia
31-03-2004, 14:59
OOC:The people of Southern GameFAQ launched it from their capital to try and destroy our leader. You may Investigate it.

OOC: You may want to remember that OOC can't interact with IC so I wouldn't have go that reply... however I will assume you meant to say "yes" in character.
Kylara
31-03-2004, 17:11
IC:

TO: Colonel Reynolds, commander - Second Cadre Regiment
FROM: Lord Admiral Tibbetts, Supreme Commander

"I hereby order your Forces to retreat to a point 30Km north of the Souther GameFAQ capitol. You are to be on constant alert regarding Colodan Forces."

"If Colodan Forces attack Northern GameFAQ Forces, you will defend any citizen fleeing Colodan rule."

"Non-combatants must and will be defended at all costs!"

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IC:

TO: Commodore Tibbetts, commander - Second Battle Squadron
FROM: Lord Admiral Tibbetts, Supreme Commander

"You will be wary of Colodan Naval Forces in your area. They have seized control of Southern GameFAQ territory for their own purposes."

"You are hereby ordered to turn your Forces around and retreat 20 Nautical Miles. If you are attacked, you will return fire."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara
01-04-2004, 00:58
The Sicrati Prime Minister issued this statement in front of Parliament today:

The Nation of Sicrat is hereby sending 500 Hanibal Lector tanks to complement our troops in Southern Gamefaq. Sicrat will monitor the Northern end of the capital city and the areas around it untill an arrangement can be made to have it reincorporated in Northern Gamefaq. We urge GameFaq to begin reconstruction of Southern Gamefaq immediately. We will also frown upon the attempt of any foreign power to annex any portion of Southern Gamefaq.

The Republic of Sicrat also wishes to establish an embassy within our friend's nation of GameFaq, and send government construction crews to assist in the rebuilding of the decimated capital.
01-04-2004, 00:59
The Sicrati Prime Minister issued this statement in front of Parliament today:

The Nation of Sicrat is hereby sending 500 Hanibal Lector tanks to complement our troops in Southern Gamefaq. Sicrat will monitor the Northern end of the capital city and the areas around it untill an arrangement can be made to have it reincorporated in Northern Gamefaq. We urge GameFaq to begin reconstruction of Southern Gamefaq immediately. We will also frown upon the attempt of any foreign power to annex any portion of Southern Gamefaq.

The Republic of Sicrat also wishes to establish an embassy within our friend's nation of GameFaq, and send government construction crews to assist in the rebuilding of the decimated capital.
Colodia
01-04-2004, 01:01
Colodia is indifferent to threats made by GameFAQ. Normal life is encouraged here in the South.

In a Television broadcast made by Colodian President Leon Quev, he has told the citizens of the territory of Southern GameFAQ this

"Welcome to Colodia my citizens of Colodia! Government officials and a new governor will soon arrive at the capitol of the Colodian Territory of Southern GameFAQ in order to restore peace and stability. The armed forces will replace the militia, and until proper laws are introduced to the territory, punishment will be strict for those that defy Colodia. Defiance would include

1. Verbal/Physical threats to Colodia/Troops
2. Physical/Mental attacks on Colodian troops
3. Disobeying any of your original laws (unless we say otherwise)

Disagreements with Colodia are not considered defiance, and the press is free to put whatever they enjoy. Also, you may follow any religon you desire.

Ahem, this will be a rough transition of power. But if we work together, we can do it.

And if your wondering why is it better to be a Colodian Confederate State rather than a part of GameFAQ, then ask yourself this. Didn't the Northern GameFAQ have bad relations with Credonia? Colodia has a neutral relation!

Did the North GameFAQ sucessfully stop the rebel government? No, and they were nuked because of their lack of a quick offense.

Has life been better in GameFAQ or in Colodia? Roads are being rebuilt and more are being built. There's FREE medicine for all. There are much personal freedoms. And we're a DEMOCRACY! GameFAQ was a monarchy (last I checked)! Doesn't the South want a government that wants to hear what YOU have to say?

There's my speech. Make good choices, and try not to get the troops mad by provoking them."

--

A transport helicopter lands right in front of the war-torn capitol building located in the South. The building has construction workers already rebuilding. And the capitol has been renamed to "Kerlin"

Out of the transport comes many Colodian officials. They include the new Southern Governor, Paul McLeon, the army commander, the naval commander, the Vice-President, and many more. They all make their way to the capitol building by the watching eyes of the press.

--

Inside, Colodian Southern GameFAQ Governor Paul McLeon spoke in front of his high-class audiance

"Let there be DEMOCRACY in this hell-state!"
Colodia
01-04-2004, 01:05
From: Colodian Army Commander
To: All lower ranking Army officials

This same message has been given to the Air Force and the Navy. DO NOT attack forgein forces! Do NOT attack civilians unless nesscessary. Tanks, let the cars have the way before you!

We do not wish for a war. Should there be a war, it'd likely be nuclear. So let's try and not provoke the forgeiners yes?
01-04-2004, 01:33
SNN: Fair and Balanced, from our point of view.

A trumpeting sound is heard emanating from the T.V. screen, as a news anchor comes upon the screen.

This is a SNN news alert. We have recieved what our experts call "official" confirmation of the intention of the Nation of Colodia to annex the Southern portion of Gamefaq. Colodia, of course, led the charge to conquer the rebellion that destroyed a major city utterly and caused yet untold amounts of deaths on all sides. We bring you know to troop correspondant Brett Darruchi who is live in Southern Gamefaq city.

Darruchi comes on-screen, elevated troop movement is seen behind him.

Darruchi: Thanks Alan, I'm here in the Red zone, the command center for Sicrati operations in former nation of Southern Gamefaq. The troops are responding to the announcement of annexation with extreme nervousness, anger, and even hostility. Units have been put on a high alert, but brass are not saying that Colodians are the reason. General Andruci still considers Colodian troops allies in bringing stability to the South. The high alert is said to be in place because of possible geurilla backlash against civilian, or occupying forces in Southern Gamefaq. With the 3rd Armored only several days away, tensions are high everywhere here... back to you, Alan.

Anchor: Thanks Brett. We bring you live to Parliament where the Prime Minister is about to adress the nation, and indeed the world.

Sicrati Prime Minister: The Republic of Sicrat has voted, and passed through a bill that states officially that it condemns the agression of the Colodian government, with the annexation of Southern Gamefaq. It states that we officially support the nation of Gamefaq in whatever diplomatic measure it wishes to take. Sicrati troops will experiance no fluctuation after the arrival of the 3rd Armored regiment. We do not expect to be placed in open combat with any major power within GameFaq, however the majority of the Sicrati government feels that it is too soon to pull out any soldiers from the theatre of operations. Our hearts are with our troops, and the families of our troops. Thank you, and good day.
Kylara
01-04-2004, 05:14
TO: All Kylaran Forces in the GameFAQ Region
FROM: the Lord Admiral of the Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara

"You are ordered not to provoke or attack Colodian Military Forces. I intend to open Diplomatic Relations with said nation, and we don't need any Colodian deaths on our hands."

"You will offer humanitarian aid to any Civilian, or Military person or ship that may need it."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara
Colodia
01-04-2004, 07:54
To show that we mean no harm to the nation of GameFAQ, Colodia will be sending 12,000,000,000 Confederate Dollars (or regular dollars) to Northern GameFAQ as a relief fund and compensation.

We wish to merely make the world a better place.
GameFAQ
01-04-2004, 13:32
To:Leader of Colodia
From:General Larke
Subject:South GameFAQ

South GameFAQ does not belong to you! If you do not withdraw all troops from South GameFAQ immeadeately or we will have to resort to war! You have 1 day (RL) to withdraw them.


Greatest Leader of GameFAQ,
General Larke
Kylara
01-04-2004, 19:56
To: Colodia Confederacy
From: The Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara

"I am forced to agree with GameFAQ. Although, I do wish to open Diplomatic Relations with your nation, you have illegally Annexed a part of his country."

"You should withdraw your Forces and Government Officials from Southern GameFAQ. This way, Southern GameFAQ can decide for itself if it wishes to join the Colodian Confederacy, or rejoin GameFAQ."

"Would you consider such a solution to this problem?"

"If not, I am afraid that I must order my Forces to attack you alongside Northern GameFAQ and Allies."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara
Kylara
01-04-2004, 19:58
To: Colodia Confederacy
From: The Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara

"I am forced to agree with GameFAQ. Although, I do wish to open Diplomatic Relations with your nation, you have illegally Annexed a part of his country."

"You should withdraw your Forces and Government Officials from Southern GameFAQ. This way, Southern GameFAQ can decide for itself if it wishes to join the Colodian Confederacy, or rejoin GameFAQ."

"Would you consider such a solution to this problem?"

"If not, I am afraid that I must order my Forces to attack you alongside Northern GameFAQ and Allies."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara
Colodia
02-04-2004, 02:42
Well...since the people of Southern GameFAQ are unable to vote (OOC: without being biased by the RP'ers) we'll have to have the international population figure it our for us. I'll be making a new topic right now and a along with a poll to decide who gets to claim Southern GameFAQ
Thelas
02-04-2004, 19:54
High in orbit, a Thelasi satilite shifted, anylising the capabilities of the Kylaran troops and recording the strategies of their commanders. Slowly, another craft moved into position, incepting transmittions and sending them back to Thelas for decoding.
Kylara
02-04-2004, 20:08
A Kylaran Space/Atmo Starfighter, while on patrol high above GameFAQ(Southern), notices a blip on her HUD that reads as a Satellite. Thinking that it may be a Colodian Satellite, the pilot breaks of her assigned patrol route in order to check it out.

Bringing her small, and newly installed space drive, online, she heads for space. She chooses a vectored approach that will bring her fighter up behind the satellite. Now, she thinks if these engines work like they are suppose too. I'll be able to approach in stealth.(supposedely-according to Kylaran Scientists). Lets hope those scientists got it right.

As she approaches to with-in 100Km of the Satellite, her sensors finally notice it isn't a Colodian Satellite after all.

Someone else is watching the battle. She looks at he little HUD-screen and doesn't notice any weapons. So she turns her fighter around and heads for her normal patrol-route. She's only a few minutes behind schedule.

She punches her engines to 75% power to see if she can make up lost time.

As she shoots away from the Satellite, an image was taken of her fighter.
Stored in memory for a message burst to its as yet unknown(to the Kylarans) masters. Thelas.
GameFAQ
02-04-2004, 23:44
Colodia, we will attack you if you DO NOT WITHDRAW YOUR TROOPS!
03-04-2004, 00:32
SNN: Fair and Balanced, from our point of view.


Anchor: The Prime minister of Sicrat urged the leader of GameFAQ today to restrain his use of military force against Colodia. The Prime Minister urged the Northern GameFaq to hold its troops untill all diplomatic actions have been exhausted.




OOC: Gamefaq, you really do not want to go to war with someone who avenged your nation's capital after being nuked. If you rush into things you may not get the support you desperately need from the international community.
GameFAQ
03-04-2004, 01:18
Colodia, maybe we can come to a deal? Maybe I can give you ONE city in South GameFAQ?
Colodia
03-04-2004, 01:24
Colodia, maybe we can come to a deal? Maybe I can give you ONE city in South GameFAQ?

A CITY? A CITY? WHAT GOOD WOULD A CITY DO SURROUNDED BY ANOTHER NATION?

Ahem. Since the international community is there, let's resolve this topic here:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=136202&highlight=

The topic I was earlier talking about.
Kylara
03-04-2004, 05:14
OOC: So... are we gonna do this RP here or at the other thread started by Colodia?
Colodia
03-04-2004, 05:25
OOC: So... are we gonna do this RP here or at the other thread started by Colodia?
OOC: Well I can obviously see why GameFAQ would want the thread to continue here, I applaud that. However, there are more people looking at the other thread, I believe...
Kylara
03-04-2004, 21:32
To: GameFAQ and Colodia
From: the Lord Admiral of Kylara

"The Second Battle Squadron needs to head for a port for re-supply. The crews also need some R&R. Which port should we use?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara
Colodia
03-04-2004, 22:36
To: GameFAQ and Colodia
From: the Lord Admiral of Kylara

"The Second Battle Squadron needs to head for a port for re-supply. The crews also need some R&R. Which port should we use?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara

We've got a nice island off the coast of S. GameFAQ...you can use that for randr....for resupply issues, try Port Coin 20 mi. due west of the island on S. GameFAQ
GameFAQ
04-04-2004, 00:45
To: GameFAQ and Colodia
From: the Lord Admiral of Kylara

"The Second Battle Squadron needs to head for a port for re-supply. The crews also need some R&R. Which port should we use?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara

try the port in North GameFAQ
04-04-2004, 00:52
Are destroyer group requires resupply as well. Max downtime is only about 3 days. We'll use the Northern Gamefaq port, as it is closest. Thank you.
04-04-2004, 00:54
Our destroyer group requires resupply as well. Max downtime is only about 3 days. We'll use the Northern Gamefaq port, as it is closest. Thank you.
Colodia
04-04-2004, 01:31
OOC: dammit Sicrat, for some reason, after I read what you said. I LITTERALY fell off my chair

Damages include 30 fallen papers, dust all over the place, an overturned chair, an annoyin kneecap, a stinging thumn, and a fallen microphone!
04-04-2004, 02:52
OOC: ... was that really that funny?
Colodia
04-04-2004, 03:48
OOC: It's one of those things were you gotta see it...
Kylara
04-04-2004, 14:25
Kylara
04-04-2004, 14:28
To: GameFAQ and Colodia
From: the Lord Admiral of Kylara

"The Second Battle Squadron needs to head for a port for re-supply. The crews also need some R&R. Which port should we use?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara

try the port in North GameFAQ

"Very well. I have ordered the Second Battle Squadron turned north at Full Speed. Should reach your nearest port in about a day."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara
Bosnia Holy Empire
04-04-2004, 14:32
GBC Breaking News:

THis is Jerry Desburg reporting for GBC news! War has started in GameFAQ! We are at war with ourselves! It is the Pro Credonians vs. the Anti Credonians!


*Loudspeakers boom in every Military Base in South GameFAQ*
Attention all troops! Evacuate the base! This is not a drill! TAKE ALL THE WEAPONS, AMMUNITION, equipment, and vehicles with you! Come to Sladesburg where you will be briefed on the situation! Evacuate the base! Do not let any of the equipment, ammunition, weapons, or vehicles get into the hands of the enemy!

***Message from General Larke to all nations***
This is General Larke, the Leader of GameFAQ. A civil war has started! we need all the International aid that you can Provide!
06-04-2004, 12:50
The Sicrati destroyer group ports in the Northern GameFaq city. It can be expected up in 2 days.
GameFAQ
07-04-2004, 16:43
General Larke's Press Conference

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Civil War has ended. Colodia is trying to annex the southern part of GameFAQ! As long as one GameFAQ citizen is in SOuth GameFAQ WE OWN IT!
*Crowd Cheers*
During this war, the rebels launched a Nuclear Warhead at our capital. When the warhead hit, 1 million people died. My advisor, Cindy Grater, and I were the only government officials that survived. Before this war started our former leader was killed. He destroyed our alliance with Credonia! The leader of the rebels has been delivered to us. His name is Gary Groo, he was the person who killed our formed leader. He will be executed on Live Television in 1 (NS) year.

*Crowd cheers*

That is all I have to say at this moment. Goodbye.
Colodia
07-04-2004, 23:51
Colodia
07-04-2004, 23:52
Colodia News Network EXCLUSIVE!

President Leon Quev is here with a press conference as a reply to GameFAQ;s earlier speech

Leon Quev: Colodians! The Southern GameFAQ Scramble War is no officially OVER!

*crowd cheers*

And as my remaining term is nearing it's halfway mark, I'd like to give Colodia a present. A Confederate State of Southern GameFAQ! We have fought for it, and so be it that the international community doesn't like it. It's not like anyone cared that Colodia was a new nation and needed aid. DID ANYONE CARE? SHOULD WE CARE WHAT THEY SAY?

*Crowd cheers a big NO!*

That's right! We'll make Colodia the most known nation ALL OVER the world! Rightfully annexing nations that were formerly oppressed. Here, there, everywhere. Until we are up there with the big nations

*CHEERS!*

But friends, we cannot do this alone. Alas, despite our good intentions, there are those that wish against our good deeds. They will shed blood to force Colodia away from their oppressees. Tonight, I shall sign a bill in Congress, giving the Department of Defense TWENTY PERCENT of our large national budget! We are living in good times. We are living in turbulant times. We must defend!

It seems that GameFAQ is against our annexation of their Southern territory. The same territory that tried to revolt and break away from them. They seem to think that the Southern citizens will happily rejoin with the North. Well I have a reality check for the government up in the North! THE SOUTH HATES THE NORTH WITH THEIR LIVES!

Colodians, what I'm trying to say is that we must defend the South, The new Colodians, with our lives. I ask that you volunteer for military service and help your nation expand. No fallen man will be forgotten. And your deeds will be forever recorded in the history of Colodia. Thank you, and good night

*crowd roars*
Colodia
07-04-2004, 23:53
Colodia News Network EXCLUSIVE!

President Leon Quev is here with a press conference as a reply to GameFAQ;s earlier speech

Leon Quev: Colodians! The Southern GameFAQ Scramble War is no officially OVER!

*crowd cheers*

And as my remaining term is nearing it's halfway mark, I'd like to give Colodia a present. A Confederate State of Southern GameFAQ! We have fought for it, and so be it that the international community doesn't like it. It's not like anyone cared that Colodia was a new nation and needed aid. DID ANYONE CARE? SHOULD WE CARE WHAT THEY SAY?

*Crowd cheers a big NO!*

That's right! We'll make Colodia the most known nation ALL OVER the world! Rightfully annexing nations that were formerly oppressed. Here, there, everywhere. Until we are up there with the big nations

*CHEERS!*

But friends, we cannot do this alone. Alas, despite our good intentions, there are those that wish against our good deeds. They will shed blood to force Colodia away from their oppressees. Tonight, I shall sign a bill in Congress, giving the Department of Defense TWENTY PERCENT of our large national budget! We are living in good times. We are living in turbulant times. We must defend!

It seems that GameFAQ is against our annexation of their Southern territory. The same territory that tried to revolt and break away from them. They seem to think that the Southern citizens will happily rejoin with the North. Well I have a reality check for the government up in the North! THE SOUTH HATES THE NORTH WITH THEIR LIVES!

Colodians, what I'm trying to say is that we must defend the South, The new Colodians, with our lives. I ask that you volunteer for military service and help your nation expand. No fallen man will be forgotten. And your deeds will be forever recorded in the history of Colodia. Thank you, and good night

*crowd roars*
08-04-2004, 01:00
SNN: Fair and balanced, from our point of view.

A giant promo pops up on the screen, WAR IN GAMEFAQ: with Sicrati troops fighting in the backround.


Anchor: This is an SNN news alert. The Prime minister of Sicrat has announced officially large troop fluctuations in Gamefaq. At 12:00 today a memo has been sent out to the press corps that the the Prime minister will be mobilizing the 1st tank Corps, a 1000 tank strong regiment, and sending it in increments of 2 to Southern GameFAQ. The Sicrati 1st Corps of 100,000 soldiers is expected to arrive in Southern GameFAQ to respond to the rising Geurilla attacks by Southern GameFAQ extremists. Parts of the Sicrati Navy are being mobilized as well. The S.S.S. Parliament battlegroup, including the Leviathon class battleship that was 5 years in the making, is officially being mobilized. They are expected to accompany the tank and infantry corps in their seaward journey. We will bring more information as it develops.


In other news today 4 spy sattelites have officially been launched by the Sicrati Air force. They are expected to begin taking surveillance of SouthernGamefaq's landmarks in attempts to locate extremist bases. They are expected fully operational withing 2 weeks.

The Prime Minister has issued a letter of condemnation to the world calling the possible Colodian annexation of Southerngamefaq "imperialist" and "a political stunt for the leader of the nation to stay in office another term". He also urges the leader of Colodia to reconsider his idea, and consolidated his support for the Northern Gamefaq leader.

The Sicrati stock market reached a new low in a week today...



OOC: Colodia, it is virtually impossible to raise a defense budget to 20%. Your government and then your economy will buckle under the weight within months.
GameFAQ
08-04-2004, 01:30
*General Larke in the new capital of GameFAQ*

Cindy Grater:Sir! We have just intercepted a transmission from Colodia!
General Larke:What is it?
Cindy Grater:You will see

*Big Television turns on in front of General Larke's desk and the transmission starts to play*

Colodia News Network EXCLUSIVE!

President Leon Quev is here with a press conference as a reply to GameFAQ;s earlier speech

Leon Quev: Colodians! The Southern GameFAQ Scramble War is no officially OVER!

*crowd cheers*

And as my remaining term is nearing it's halfway mark, I'd like to give Colodia a present. A Confederate State of Southern GameFAQ! We have fought for it, and so be it that the international community doesn't like it. It's not like anyone cared that Colodia was a new nation and needed aid. DID ANYONE CARE? SHOULD WE CARE WHAT THEY SAY?

*Crowd cheers a big NO!*

That's right! We'll make Colodia the most known nation ALL OVER the world! Rightfully annexing nations that were formerly oppressed. Here, there, everywhere. Until we are up there with the big nations

*CHEERS!*

But friends, we cannot do this alone. Alas, despite our good intentions, there are those that wish against our good deeds. They will shed blood to force Colodia away from their oppressees. Tonight, I shall sign a bill in Congress, giving the Department of Defense TWENTY PERCENT of our large national budget! We are living in good times. We are living in turbulant times. We must defend!

It seems that GameFAQ is against our annexation of their Southern territory. The same territory that tried to revolt and break away from them. They seem to think that the Southern citizens will happily rejoin with the North. Well I have a reality check for the government up in the North! THE SOUTH HATES THE NORTH WITH THEIR LIVES!

Colodians, what I'm trying to say is that we must defend the South, The new Colodians, with our lives. I ask that you volunteer for military service and help your nation expand. No fallen man will be forgotten. And your deeds will be forever recorded in the history of Colodia. Thank you, and good night

*crowd roars*

Cindy Grater:Do we HAVE to declare war on Colodia?
General Larke:I am afraid that it has come to that Cindy.
Cindy Grater:Should I send out the command?
General Larke:I wish that we wouldn't have to send it out, but I guess we have to. Cindy, Send it.
Cindy Grater:Yes sir.
08-04-2004, 02:04
Secret message to the GameFAQ leader from the Sicrati Prime Minister:


We would like to stress the importance of the fact that you wait for more international support, or at least untill our troops reach Southern GameFaq. There is still a good chance that diplomatic excercises can bring this to a peaceful resolution.

End Message


Sicrati Army first Corps
100,000 Soldiers
1000 Special Forces troops
100 Hannibal Lector tanks

1st Tank corps
1000 Hannibal Lector assault tanks

Sicrati Navy Parliament battlegroup
1 Leviathon class Super Battleship
9 MRLS support frigates (Caspian sea monster class)
GameFAQ
08-04-2004, 02:06
Secret message to the GameFAQ leader from the Sicrati Prime Minister:


We would like to stress the importance of the fact that you wait for more international support, or at least untill our troops reach Southern GameFaq. There is still a good chance that diplomatic excercises can bring this to a peaceful resolution.

End Message


Sicrati Army first Corps
100,000 Soldiers
1000 Special Forces troops
100 Hannibal Lector tanks

1st Tank corps
1000 Hannibal Lector assault tanks

Sicrati Navy Parliament battlegroup
1 Leviathon class Super Battleship
9 MRLS support frigates (Caspian sea monster class)

***Secret Encoded Response to Sicrat***
We will try to resort to diplomacy
***End Message***

***Secret Encoded Response to Sicrat***
We will try to resort to diplomacy
***End Message***
Colodia
08-04-2004, 03:53
OOC: Shoot...your right....make that 7%!
Oh, and this is Leon's final Presidential term. He cannot be reelected without causing massive chaos

IC: Vice-Prez: Mr President, are you sure it is wise to fight North. GameFAQ? I mean, they will most likely rack up an international coalition to fight us.

Leon: Yes, a coalition is inevitable. My only question is where would the war be fought? Colodian soil? Southern GameFAQ Territory?

Hmm. Prepare for the worst. Replace the 2nd and 3rd Invasion Forces with the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Defense Divisions in Southern GameFAQS. Just in case.

--

Colodian Forces in Southern GameFAQ at 4/9 (RL)
Army:
100,000 Infantry
560 Basic Tanks
450 C.SEALS
560 Medical units
320 Anti-Aircraft Weaponry

Navy:
2 Battleships, CSS Upyours and CSS Cathofen
65 Submarines
5 Aircraft carriers
30 Anti-Arcraft ships

AirForce:
130 F-15's
890 Other Fighter Planes
120 Helicopters
400 Spy planes

Colodian Space Agency:
Spy Satellite going up 4/10 (RL)
Nuclear Satellite ready to attack any nation it wills
Orbiting personnel to be sent into reentry until further notice
GameFAQ
08-04-2004, 15:15
In General Larke's New Office

Cindy Grater:We have just detected troops movements in South GameFAQ
General Larke:Who do they belong to?
Cindy Grater:Colodia
General Larke:How many troops?
Cindy Grater:Around 105,000. That includes tanks, aircraft, Naval Vessels, and Anti-aircraft Batteries.
General Larke:Send out the navy on my command!
Cindy Grater:Yes sir!
General Larke:There is no time for diplomacy
Cindy Grater:Should I mobilize the troops?
General Larke:Yes.

*General Larke Hands Cindy Grater an envelope*

General Larke:Don't open this until you are in a safe place
Cindy:Yes sir.

In Cindy Grater's House
*Cindy Opens the Envelope*
Cindy:Is that what I think it is?
*Cindy holds it up to the light*
Cindy:It is a Real 1 billion GameFAQ note!
*Cindy Shakes the envelope and a piece of paper falls out*
Cindy:What is this?

Dear Cindy,
Use this money to buy aircraft, tanks, and other weapons for GameFAQ. If you need more, tell me. Burn this after you memorize it.
From,
General Larke

Cindy:I must go right away!
Kylara
08-04-2004, 17:16
EDIT: oops... double post :oops:
Kylara
08-04-2004, 17:24
From: the Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara
To: GameFAQ

"I am augmenting my Force's in the GameFAQ Region. I am placing all my forces under the command of General Tiberius."

"The Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara believes the annexation of Southern GameFAQ is wrong and illegal under International Law. We urge Colodia to withdraw its Force's at once."

"If not, I will order General Tiberius to engage Colodian Force's."

GameFAQ:

"The following Force's are either deployed already or en-route."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara


Army:

First Cadre Brigade: 15,000

= First Cadre Regiment (In-Country)
= Second Cadre Regiment (in-country)
= Third Cadre Regiment (en-route)
= Fourth Cadre Regiment (en-route)
= Fifth Cadre Regiment (en-route)
------------------------------------------------------------------

= Second Battle Squadron (off-coast)

1 Battleship (HMS Agamemnon)
1 Heavy Cruiser (HMS Chimaera)
1 Light Cruiser (HMS Portland)
2 Destroyers (HMS Malcolm Reynolds, Nathaniel Hawthorne)
2 Frigates (HMS Johnny Green, Rueben James)
1 Submarine (HMS Waterville)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Air Force: 250 Space/Atmospheric - Fighters/Bombers/Transports

First Air Group:

100 Space/Atmospheric Fighters (Exalibur-Class)
75 Space/Atmospheric Bombers (Thunderbolt-Class)
75 Space/Atmostpheric - Troop/Equipment Transports (Victory-Class)
GameFAQ
08-04-2004, 22:16
Kylara:
We thank you for your support
08-04-2004, 22:37
Military broadcast to all nations in the GameFAQ theatre of operations:

Sicrati reinforcements are two days away from landing in Southern GameFAQ. The Sicrati destroyer screen in the Theatre has been reactivated and is leaving the Northern GameFAQ port. Sicrati military forces are on alert. They are preparing defensive positions in Sicrati controlled portions of Southern GameFAQ. Martial law has been declared. Sicrati troops are waiting on a word.

End transmission



OOC: For the sake of this RP, We will roleplay that Sicrati controlled Southern Gamefaq is A medium port city, a few minor inland cities and one Major city, and a peice of the Southern capital.
GameFAQ
08-04-2004, 23:09
Let me tell you what GameFAQ looks like:
It is a combination of Brazil and Texasin size.

GameFAQ is around 200 miles across and 500 miles wide. (Tell me if this is too big and I will change it)

It is located near Southern part of North America.

EDIT:Is that better?
08-04-2004, 23:51
OOC: Thats too big for a nation of only 300 million.
Colodia
08-04-2004, 23:52
OOC: Be a little more clear Sicrat, no clue what your saying in that OOC memo

IC: Colodian Defensive and Offensive troops are maing their move, and will be totally 100% ready to defend the new state with their lives by tomorrow (RL). From who are they defending? They're defending from the invaders.

Southern GameFAQ citizens are warned to keep doors locked and windows closed when they hear a Red Alert warning in their city. Since Colodia permits the usage of guns, these S. GameFAQ'ers are able to take up a gun and defend their home. So long as they don't get in the way of Colodian soldiers.

Now is it mandatory? No. Is it encouraged? Not really. Is it allowable? Yes, defending the home of a person is worth it.
08-04-2004, 23:52
OOC: Thats too big for a nation of only 300 million.
Colodia
08-04-2004, 23:52
DP
09-04-2004, 00:46
OOC: Your nation is too small to be of that size, GameFAQ.

SNN: Fair and balanced, from our point of view

Anchor: If you are just tuning in the Prime Minister has just wrapped up his final attempt at diplomacy 5 minutes ago. He put out a notice strongly condemning the annexation of Southern GameFAQ and calling for international support. He stated that Colodia "could not win", as GameFaq has "almost 10 million soldiers" Our reinforcements are arriving in two days, and could be on the front within a week, further tilting the scales. The Kylaran fleet will be an asset in controlling the sea, and will assist us in the bombing of land targets. We go now to analysis of the Prime Minister's with Art Vandelay...
Colodia
09-04-2004, 00:50
OOC: WTF? You cannot possibly have 10 million troops! Thats enough to fight a World War! Even if it is a mix of international troops, it's WAAAAY too much! Godmodding!
09-04-2004, 00:54
OOC: That's what he told me.
09-04-2004, 01:05
OOC: And its not neccessarilly god modding. GameFAQ has a population of 323 million. I'm assuming he is in full on crises mode, after fighting an entire civil war and is about to fight another. The NS community usually accepts about 5-7% ( 7 is rare, but it has happened) of your population in the military in a crises mode. These troops are not exactly the best trained, but they are sufficiently trained enough to fight. 5% of GameFAQ's nation is 16 million people, or 16 million troops. Now, considering GameFaq just got out of a civil war 9-10 million is not impossible. In fact, since they are fighting a defensive war, it is expected.
Colodia
09-04-2004, 01:20
Leon Quev: Well it seems our GameFAQ friends will have an army of up to 10 million members...

Vice-Prez: HOLY ****! With that many, they can take over Colodia after they're through with the South!

Leon Quev: Not nessecarily....we already have 100,000 troops on the field. What if we bring all our remaing 700,000 troops? And then draft some willing citizens and able S. GameFAQ citizens! It's genious! What's the population of Colodia?

Vice-Prez: 561 million as of April 8, 2004.

Leon: What's...oh....6% of that?

Vice-Prez: Let's see...33,660,000

Leon: lol...well we dont want to overwhelm the poor nation. What's 4% of 561 million?

Vice-Prez: 22,440,000, although 15,000,000 is a much better draft number

Leon Quev: I want that many able male and females drafted. Quickly, check for all dropouts, criminals, and willing young citizens of Colodia! Give a 1% increase in funds to the Department of Defense. Give a machine gun to every 4 men, and a rifle to every 3 men that do not have a machine gun. I want all this done ASAP!

Vice-Prez: This is madness! 8% of the nations funds to DoD? 15 million draftees? Criminals and dropouts fighting? Machine guns to so many people? THAT MANY RIFLES?

Leon Quev: This will be a bloody war. We can only win with our spirt and strength in numbers. If he wants a number war, we'll FIGHT a number war! Even if it means our own police officers having to go to the front lines in order to ensure victory!

Vice-Prez: Yes sir, I can have over 1 million new troops within the week definatly.

Leon Quev: For the criminals, drag them out of their cells if you must. I want people watching these men 24/7. Diehard murders will be sent to the front lines, and if they retreat they;ll be shot by us. Understood?

Vice: Ye--Yes sir...

Leon Quev: This will be a tough time. I think I'll be able to relate this to this one book I read. Called the "Vietnam War." It was hell, but the invaders lost. GameFAQ is the invader here...
09-04-2004, 01:32
OOC: How exactly do you expect to activate and train 15 million troops in 2 days? not to mention moving them into the country in question.
GameFAQ
09-04-2004, 02:10
OOC: Be a little more clear Sicrat, no clue what your saying in that OOC memo

IC: Colodian Defensive and Offensive troops are maing their move, and will be totally 100% ready to defend the new state with their lives by tomorrow (RL). From who are they defending? They're defending from the invaders.

Southern GameFAQ citizens are warned to keep doors locked and windows closed when they hear a Red Alert warning in their city. Since Colodia permits the usage of guns, these S. GameFAQ'ers are able to take up a gun and defend their home. So long as they don't get in the way of Colodian soldiers.

Now is it mandatory? No. Is it encouraged? Not really. Is it allowable? Yes, defending the home of a person is worth it.


You cannot order my civilians around
GameFAQ
09-04-2004, 02:17
GBC Broadcast:

This is Jerry Desburg at General Larke's Press Conference in Nedecksville

Ladies and Gentlemen! We are at war with Colodia! All men and women that are able-bodied and are 20 are over report to your nearest military base if you wish to join the war effort!


OOC:My military is 3.5% of my population, which is around 10 million.
09-04-2004, 02:22
OOC: AT THE REQUEST OF GAMEFAQ I have created a makeship map for RP purposes that I am posting now.

http://pic10.picturetrail.com/VOL305/1976253/3820481/50505830.jpg
Colodia
09-04-2004, 02:45
OOC: How exactly do you expect to activate and train 15 million troops in 2 days? not to mention moving them into the country in question.

OOC: They won't be trained...heh...rather, I expect them to know how to pull a trigger on someone. Now that's done. Now for the transportation, I have the ability to get them all onto Southern soil. Not all at once, I said 1 million by the end of the week I believe.

Concerning GameFAQ's talk about me ordering HIS citizens around, they're mine now. The South is Colodian territory. They're nearly Colodians!
09-04-2004, 02:49
OOC: Please... that is god modding. You cannot move 1 million people in a week. You have provisions to deal with, fuel, tons of transports. You have to set up defense networks for the convoys. Respect your countrie's limits. You are a fairly large nations but 1 million troops a week is impossible. 300,000 a week is more like it. Also, if you just teach a bunch of people how to pull the trigger of a gun they will be mopped up almost immediately by professional soldiers. Plus, you could be in violation of a load of ethical standards.


The Sicrati army reacted to the announcement of the war declared on Colodia by moving its men into defensive positions around Sicrati controlled Southern Colodia. 5000 Sicrati troops have been maneauvered into Northern Gamefaq controlled Southern Gamefaq to complement the advancement into Colodian controlled GameFaq. The Sicrati Navy detachment has moved into a defensive position around Sicrati controlled Gamefaq.
Colodia
09-04-2004, 02:57
Current defense forces in Colodia quickly get MG42 and immobile machine guns all over the border around Southern GameFAQ. Spy satellites watch everyone's move. Snipers carefully watch nearby non-Colodian troop movements.

The Colodian government is in chaos, running around and attempting to draft everyone they must draft. Supreme Courts ignore cases that sue the government for the sudden draft.

Vice-Prez: This is bull...Leon doesn't know what to do. He's just scared. We need a President who can get us out of this hell...AHH! Senator McJellian!

Sen.McJellian: Not right now, the state of Milan is in an surprise uproar over the 1,000 civilians that have been drafted in the last hour. Yes, a slow start. Buit we'll soon have about 100,000 draftees a day...yes....

Vice-Prez: I have an idea to impeach President Leon Quev due to his inability to handle situations. Except I need a 2/3 yes vote from the Senate in order to do such a thing. Of course, I'll be replacing Leon Quev.

Sen.: Are you crazy? At a time like this? Colodia will go into an immediate state of chaos!

Vice-Prez: Aren't we in one now? Just 10 minutes ago I had to sent the National Guard to put down a gun fight between a drafted gang and cops. It got bloody when it turned into a gang-gang-gang-cop war...

Sen: Ouch, anyways....I only fear a major riot bigger than that.

Vice: SIGN THIS PETITION TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT!

Sen: Uh...fine...

*signs*

Vice: One down, a mere 11 to go!
Colodia
09-04-2004, 02:59
OOC: Relax, I never plan to get more than a million draftees into the South. Something big will happen, see the previous post
GameFAQ
09-04-2004, 14:18
Map of GameFAQ:

http://pic10.picturetrail.com/VOL305/1976253/3820481/50505830.jpg
Kylara
09-04-2004, 16:05
From: General Tiberius-Kylaran Defense Expeditionary Force One
To: Second Battle Squadron

"Sortie from Northern GameFAQ port immediately and resume station keeping off Souther GameFAQ, at once."

"All liberty is cancelled until further notice."

Signed:

General Tiberius
Commanding Officer
Kylaran Defense Expeditionary Force One
Kylara
09-04-2004, 16:33
Map of GameFAQ:

http://pic10.picturetrail.com/VOL305/1976253/3820481/50505830.jpg

GameFAQ:

"I am placing my Force's on your left-of-line(left flank near the coast opposite Sicrat). This way, First Cadre Brigade can be reinforced by both sea and air."

"Total of my Force's in theatre: 22,750 men/women

Army-15,000(First Cadre Brigade)
Navy-5,000(Second Battle Squadron)
Air Force-2,750(First Air Group)

"I have also ordered the Second Cadre Brigade to board Transports to re-enforce the 'First Brigade'. General Tiberius is still in overall command of Kylaran Force's."

"This will bring the total of Kylaran Force's up to 37,750 men/women."


Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Constitutional Monarchy of Kylara

OOC: Just to let everyone know. The "Cadre" are the best of the best that Kylara has to offer. The reason our military has so few full-time soldiers is because the 'Cadre' are the best. They are my only offensive forces(troop-wise).

The 'Cadre' are willing to kill anyone or anything to get the job done. That's their job. I have other forces for the humanitarian aid, etc...

Home Guard is purely militia and is for defence only.

I hope the above made some sorta sense. ;)
GameFAQ
09-04-2004, 21:58
Makes a lot of sense!
09-04-2004, 23:06
SNN: Fair and balanced, from our point of view.


Anchor: Our top story tonight: 100,000 Marine of the Sicrati 1st Corps have landed in Sicrati controlled Southern Gamefaq. The landing operation was carried out as quick as possible for fear of being intercepted by enemy vessels. Nearly 70,000 of the 100,000 troops have been taken off the transport ships, and the 3rd tank Division will be landing sometime tomorrow. The Parliament battlegroup has also entered the Gamefaq theatre of operations, and is expected to excercise Sea Control efforts on the edge of Sicrati controlled water.


Sicrati 1st Corps (The best of the best of the army)
100,000 Soldiers
1000 Spec Ops
100 H.L. Tanks

34th Infantry Division
30,000 Soldiers
25 H.L. tanks

12th Infantry Division
30,000 Soldiers
30 H.L. tanks

5th Infantry Division
40,000 Soldiers
45 H.L. Tanks

1st Tank Corps
1000 tanks

3rd tank Division
200 tanks
5th Tank Division
200 tanks
1st tank Division
300 tanks
2nd tank Division
300 tanks

The following units of the Sicrati Army will stay behind to reinforce Sicrati controlled Southern GameFaq.

34th Infantry Division
3rd Tank Division
Original Sicrati troops

The remaining units of the Sicrati Army are expected to be commited to offensive operations in the GameFaq theatre of operations.
West Scotland
09-04-2004, 23:23
As the navy and army gear up for deployment once more, President William Ciel makes an announcement to the Zoogie people.

"The nation of Colodida generously aided GameFAQ when they were in need...helping to bring a Civil War to a close. Now Colodida claims part of their land! This act of selfishness only serves to express the wish of Colodida to tear GameFAQ apart for its own benefit, not restore the government of an ally. Seventeen weeks ago, elements of the military of Zoogiedom was placed on active alert and deployed to strategic locations around the Isles and the country. Now, we are almost ready to assist our allies...for they are truly in need."
Colodia
10-04-2004, 00:22
Vice-Prez: Leon, take a look at this

Leon: Not right now, Kukagstan is in chaos. People are trying to break through the riot police and right into this building!

Vice: That's unnessecary violence. I already have a solution to this mess.

Leon: And this solution would be...?

Vice: Me *shoves a piece of paper in his face*

Leon: *reads...*
We, the Senators of Colodia, hereby vote by a 2/3 majority that President Leon Quev will be impeached within the next few hours due to the order of chaos Colodia is currently facing. Vice-President Joseph Kevlin will take over as President until Colodia has a population of 850 million, then Kevlin faces reelection. If Leon Quev does not back down from Presidential power within 5 hours, he will be assasinated.

Signed,
Joseph Kevlin, Vice-President
Juanes Lopez, Milan Senator
Yell Opa, New Kukagstan Senator
Irvin Enciso, Io Senator
Laured Cho, Malaysia Senator
Cocal Fredri, Viet Senator
Quest Winter, Viet Senator
*5 more signatures here (OOC: Too lazy... :P )*

Leon: WTF? Your impeaching me? You think you can run this bloody country better?

VicePrez (Joseph Kevlin): Anyone can do better. You lack diplomatic skills.

Leon: Well...I just won't let you take power. No, I am still Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces! If you want Southern GameFAQ to be handed back to GameFAQ, fine! But wanna know something? I'm leaving Colodia worse than the way I found it!

Joseph: *******!

Leon: Oh Securtiy!

*5 Colodian Secret Service members come to Leon Quev*

Leon: Put every man women and child in the building besides me, you, and all other Secret Service members in jail.

Sec.Ser1: 'fraid we can't do that. Not without a real reason or trial. Says so in the Articles of Colodian Confederation sir!

Leon: fine...stay here*walks away*

*comes back 10 minutes later with 20 Military Police Members*

Leon: I am your Supreme Commander. I ORDER you to put every man, women, and child in this building here in jail (including Secret Service) for treason.

Leon: *muttering* Oh boy. I may finally be able to get my name in the history books...! Sure, Colodia's going for some...MAJOR...changes, but that's what happens....

TO BE CONTINUED!
10-04-2004, 00:30
The Sicrat 1st Corps has officially finished landing procedures, and the 1st Armored is next in the queue. The Parliament moves into position to fire T-LAMs at targets within Colodian controlled Gamefaq.
Rotovia
10-04-2004, 00:34
Press Release

By order of the President of the Allied States of Rotovia the 3rd Fleet and 4th Fleets will be recalled from Rebelandi Waters and reassigned to the conflict in GameFAQ. They will join the 2nd Fleet which is already enroute to the GameFAQ, This is the largest Naval Fleet that Rotovia has ever sent to one location and we remidn the international community this is not a decision that was taken lightly, and only with the backing of the Senate would an endevour of this magnitude take place.

It is our hope that soveriegnty will be restored and justice done. As there is no higher calling in this life than that to do justice, something granted to all human beings. And we will not deny our calling, and we will not back down. Let the world know that the Allied States of Rotovia has not stould for imperilism in it's own colonies, or it's own lands, or the lands of it's allies and it will not now stand for it to be impossed unjustly upon a soveriegn nation. Colodia, if you wish to avoid the wrath of justice you will be saved only by an unconditional surrender. May God have mercy upon your souls, for we have none.
GameFAQ
10-04-2004, 01:38
General Larke's Press Conference:

Citizens of GameFAQ! If Colodia does not back out of our land, we will force them out! Then we will force them back to their land! Then we will take over their land! I am mobilizing our WHOLE military! We will force Colodia out of our land! I am requesting that all men and women 20 and older that are able-bodied and do not have anyone to take care of should go to the closest military base and sign up for the military! The more people that join the military, The quicker the war ends! This is all I have to say at this time!

*Picture on the Screen turns into a buring house in South GameFAQ*
Do you want this to happen to your home? If you do not want this to happen, join the army or the navy or the Air Force!
Colodia
10-04-2004, 03:10
BIG EXCLUSIVE IMPORTANT Speech by Leon Quev!

Leon Quev: Ahem, Colodians! Today's a good time to be alive! Two hours ago, I was officially impeached by 2/3 the Senate and the Vice-President appointed President. By the Articles of Confederation, if I do not comply in the next hour, I'd be assasinated.

*crowd groans*

However! I have done what no President has ever done when impeached! I have defied the Articles of Colodian Confederation and appoint myself Supreme Commander of Colodia! No, not mere President. SUPREME Commander! Colodia no longer is a democracy!

*crowd gasps, is this true?*

No, your eyes do not deceive you. I am turning the Confederate Capitol of Colodia into the Quev Ruled Imperialism of Colodia. My first order of business is to pull troops out of Southern GameFAQ in order to risk unnessecary war. Then, all the troops would be here. Guarding every single damn city we have. More details will come later. Let's just say Colodia will adopt a form of imperialism. Say no more! Say no more!

*crowd is scared now, armed forces onlookers tensly guard the crowd*

Now, I'm supposed to be assasinated in...oh...1 hour. But the precious Vice President and the Senate and all other former Colodian government officials are arrested. And have been replaced by my loyal subjects. So guess what? NO ASSASINATION!

And now Colodians! As my first order of business, I shall retreat into the Capitol Building and organize what will be known forever as "First Colodian Strike (FCS)"

Oh, and the draftees? They will work in war plants, building the tools we need.

*armed forces shoot guns into the air to scare everyone into running away, at the order of Leon Quev*
Rotovia
10-04-2004, 05:56
Inside the Presidential Office

The President is at his desk signing a series of documents and a number of men and women in sutis are moving about busily. In the background Mozarst 22nd Concerto is playing in E flat. The room's natural tranquilty is broken as a group of military men in dress uniform rush in. Turning from his work the President's eyes hint recognition.

President: "Charles, how can I help you?"

General: "Your Emininency, Colodia has begun withdrawing from GameFAQ"

President: "What? Everyone out! Now!"

The room quickly empties leaving just the President and the military men, though his secretary returns a moment later with a cup of coffee before leaving.

General: "Intelligence indicates they intend to completely withdraw"

President: "For what reason?"

General: "Their President has staged a Coup Détat and is using the military to create an imperial military state..."

President: "Well, our national policy is not to back down until we have an unconditional surrender. Have the Navy redirected to Colodian waters. We might me able to enforce a bloackaide before the Colodian forces can return."

General: "Yes Sir"

There is a breif salute excahnged before the men exit and the President taps his intercom.

President: "Louise, press release in five minutes. All channels"

--------------------------------------------

In the Press Room, Central Government Building

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press. If we can have some silence... Citizens of Rotovia and member of the international community. His Eminency President Dionysus Baccheus!"

President: "Good morning. Earlier today we were forced into a military response to defend the unjustly attacked nation of GameFAQ. It provided us with great relief when justice prevailed and the Colodian people removed the vermen President Leon Quev from power. However in an act of cowardess and evil Leon Quev remained in power dispite impeachment. Even goign as far as to arrest the entire democratically elected parliament and recall their military forces from GameFAQ to create an imperialistic state. This leaves us with two options, we can go agains tour oath to halt imperiualism whever it may turn it's ugly head or we can stand and fight for freedom. I choose rightousness and I choose justice! We will not stand down, and we will not halt until we have the complete and unconditional surrender of Colodia!"
Colodia
10-04-2004, 06:17
Inside Capitol Building

The whole damn building is bustling with men in military uniforms, putting their men in strateigically planned places from Leon's earlier orders.

Leon's room is full of important Generals discussing how to prevent any invasion like that of the former Nazi Germany. However, 5 men walk in unexpectadly

Man1: Supreme Commander SIR! Urgent News SIR!

Leon: What is it?

Man1: The nation of Rotovia seems to be planning a blockade in order to prevent outside Colodian forces from entering Colodia again!

Leon: Ha! Okay, make sure the battleships, submarines, AA ships, and fighter planes lead the charge should there be a blockade. We can always get that blockade of theirs from behind.

Man12345: YES SIR! Orders will be sent immediatly sir!

Leon: Okay, you heard them! We gotta protect ourselves from a blockade! Get me a map of the Colodian movements!

Generals: Yes sir!

OOC: I'll be making up a map of Colodia and showing there the forces from the South will be coming from for the sake of this blockade.
10-04-2004, 13:56
Official memo to nations involved in the GameFaq theatre of operations:

At 9:00 a.m. , GameFaq time 70,000 Sicrati troops, and 1100 H.L. tanks have begun advancing into Southern Gamefaq controlled Colodia. Their mission has been to relieve Colodian troops of their posts. In areas where the Sicrati troops far outnumber the Colodians, Colodian troops are being turned away, given enough time to pack up their equipment and sent farther inland. In other areas, it has been much more chaotic. The Sicratis are expected to rid the border between Sicrati-Colodian sections of the border of Colodians within the week. Sicrati forces are not attempting to engage Colodian troops in combat.
GameFAQ
10-04-2004, 14:31
General Larke's Press Conference:

Citizens of GameFAQ! The War is finally over!
*Crowd cheers*
Colodia is withdrawing all of their troops! Colodia is No Longer a Democracy!
Zoogiedom
10-04-2004, 20:08
"Sir, the Colodians are heading back....our nearest positions are on the ZMS Langely..."

"Start the naval war."

Colodida, state how you are pulling them out.
Rotovia
11-04-2004, 03:44
For the RPs next stage in Colodia check out: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3031429&highlight=#3031429
12-04-2004, 03:24
GameFaq, I will be phasing my troops out of Southern Gamefaq and return Sicrati controlled Gamefaq back to you over ther month. Would you like assistance in rebuilding your capitol?
GameFAQ
12-04-2004, 13:51
GameFaq, I will be phasing my troops out of Southern Gamefaq and return Sicrati controlled Gamefaq back to you over ther month. Would you like assistance in rebuilding your capitol?

yes, but the capital is iradiated (full of radiation)
12-04-2004, 23:42
Well, are you willing to allow us to establish an embassy in your newly established capital? Chance are you wil have to move it. You cannot use an iradiated city.
Kylara
13-04-2004, 04:15
To: General Tiberius
From: the Lord Admiral of Kylara

"You will hold your positions and dig in. Allow Colodia to withdraw its troops from Southern GameFAQ without harrassment."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Consitutional Monarchy of Kylara
GameFAQ
14-04-2004, 00:04
Well, are you willing to allow us to establish an embassy in your newly established capital? Chance are you wil have to move it. You cannot use an iradiated city.

yes, you can
Colodia
14-04-2004, 00:06
Well, are you willing to allow us to establish an embassy in your newly established capital? Chance are you wil have to move it. You cannot use an iradiated city.

yes, you can

OOC: Lmao...
GameFAQ
10-05-2004, 12:37
Colodia sent me a telegram asking if they want to continue the RP, I Said yes.



OOC:If I am not on for a while, it is because I am busy with school.