NationStates Jolt Archive

Anarchy and chaos continued to spread in Unclebob today after Adolph Hitler was vaporized by a nuclear ICBM targeted at Uncelbob's capital.
Not content with raping, pillaging, and murdering for fun, the roving gangs have now begun attacking foreigners just for the hell of it.
In a notorious attack, a gang of warmongers nabbed a day old baby out of its mothers arms at the local hospital here, took it outside and poured gasoline on it. Where by the leader of the gang proceeded to toss a lit match on the day old infant which exploded into flames with the child wailing in pain as it was consumed by the flames.
All the while, the gang members were laughing and dancing around it singing the words to "Burn baby burn."
With the collapse of all authority in Unclebob, these scenes are becoming more and more common around the nation and it becomes clear that only international intervention against the gangs and druglords will be able to restore law and order.
Said one local who we found hiding inside a refrigerator from maurading drug traffickers, "We will feel safe if someone like Whittier sends in troops to drive out the criminals who refuse to let us live in peace. Are we secure? how can we be secure if we are having to hide from these ruthless ganglords? We need help. There is no one in our nation who can take them on."

The 4,000 Artitsan Airborne Soldiers have finally been dropped in northern Unclebob. They are now making their way south towards an international airport. They have Sprut-M airdroppable tanks with them. (They attached ERA before they proceeded)

random groups of people have begun looting national museums, businesses and Presidential Palaces across the nation.
people being held up and robbed at gun point in their own homes
Roving gangs have even invented a new sport, throwing molotov cocktails at any one that passes through their "barrio".

[good for you, bob.]

[good for you, bob.]
how do you do that highlight stuff?
how are people making your letters bigger?

With the International Airport taken, SARTF teams are being flown in. The teams will then search for these "warlords" and eliminate them.

A large group of roving gang members from the Crips (bitter enemies of the bloods) pulled into the airport and, cursing the foreigners, pulled out uzi's and AK 47's and opened fire on everyone in the airport.

Unfortunately for them, a large group of Bloods gang members also showed and a major gang battle ensued between the two gangs and the airport security detachment. A three way firefight.

Sprut-M tanks moved up, producing large amounts of surpressing fire, while SAW's were set up to mow down the gang members. Smoke was popped to mask the Artitsan positions as they used their Force Warrior systems to pick out targets and drop them with their AVU-96 assault rifles.

This is WBC (Weasel Broadcasting Corporation) sending live from Unclebob.

As of today the dominion of ze weasels troops has landed on the beaches of Unclebob, a force consisting of 10000 stormtroopers has made a bridgehead and is currently holding against the constant raids by the local warlords. More soldiers and equipment lands by the hour and soon Ze Weasels aid will come to the people of Unclebob.

the british motherland pledges 10,000 peacekeepers in order to assure peace emporer dan made it public that helping our neighbours is necessary to insure the safety of the world. they will arrive shortly

the british motherlands naval forces have launched a high yeild icbm against a local warlord near the intended landing grounds of our peacekeepers. we hope that we have cut of the leadership of the local gang in order to minamize peacekeeper casulties

Local Warlord Rashid Imahoip Muhammed was not at home when the missile hit his house.
When he returned from the days activity of raping and sodomizing the local defenesless women and children, he was very angry.
"Who did this" he demanded to a slave.
Slave: "It was a missile from the foriegners."
"They shall pay with their blood. I will tear them from limb to limb. They will learn who they play with." said Rashid, one of the most ruthless warlords in UncleBob.
"Call everyone together, tell them to bring their anti tank and anti air missile launchers. We're paying these foreigners a little visit. We're going to teach what it means to mess with Warlord Rashid Imahoip Muhammed.
Tell Yaku to have his group grab their grenades they raided from the former Hitler military base."

ooc: SARTF = Special Armed Response Task Force... ie a Spec Ops team.

ic: Grizzly Mk II heavy tanks begin to arrive at the airport after being flown in by AN-225's. There are a grand total of 12 in Unclebob currently.