NationStates Jolt Archive

in the great arena the emporer takes his seat and bids his people to be silent. an uncomfortable quiet takes over the room, emporer dan speaks. "my subjects we are a race bred for war, thanks to the defeat of imperial brits i have moved to the british motherland (an eruption of cheers rise from the crowd) today i bring you news that we our great nation have biological weapons we have used the same blue prints from imperial brits and are prepared for war. as of this day conscription will take place all troops are mobilizing towards the border and all missiles are on full alert i will never be caught unaweres again, the airforce and same batteries are ready for any invasion and the fleet has put to see" the emporer leaves a small silen gap "TO WAR" he screams and an eruption rises from the crowd

emporer dan now decides to send financial aid to imperial brits to revive the economy. we help our allies so it has been decided to give imperial brits economic aid and military infastructure emporer dan has decided to give imperial brits 2 tank divisions and the loan of 5 fighter squadrons to help defeat rebel seperatists in the mountain range of imperial brits

refined uranium 235 is promising. the british motherland wishes to announce that its nuclear weapons programme is going well and our technicians are very close to completeing our first hydrogen bomb.

British Motherland, may we suggest you halt production of any nuclear weapons before you incur the wrath of another country with this threat?

Kelonia is only giving advice, but look at other nations who have recently begun developing nuclear capability? Almost all have been threatened with invasion if they do not halt their production of WMD. We suggest you cease production before it escalates to this level.

the british motherland alredy has biological weapons we must continue our nuclear weapons programme in order to improve our fission reactors

That's just going to make things worse - Kelonia will only allow this action to continue if you give us a full breakdown of your biological capability, the proposed size of your nuclear capability, and assurances that you will use these weapons only as a) a deterrent or b) a last resort.

Given the current state of world affairs, we understand the need for deterrents against terrorist nations, but we cannot risk raising the possibility of nuclear/biological attacks against civilians.

We aren't trying to dictate your policies for you, all we ask is a little assurance.

however the british motherland respects and does not in any way wish to insult klexonian states however the british motherland has as much right to have nuclear weapons as anyone else

the british motherland will not allow its military capability to become public knowladge however we can assure you that we only wish to defend ourselves in an increasingly more aggressive world we need to be able to respond in kind to the more aggressive and destructive nations.

you have emporer dans personal guarantee that weapons of mass destruction in the british motherland will be used only for deterant

the british motherland only wishes to develop nuclear weapons as a deterant as our biological weapons are very expensive and dangerous to store. when we have developed nuclear weapons we will decommission our biological weapons in order to improve public funding

your continued developments of nuclear weapons is unacceptable to the Jordaxian govt.
We must insist that your borders be open to inspection, or the wider community at large will be informed of this.
Weapons inspectors will be multinational, coming from, Jordaxia, Jordaxian outposts, and the Jordaxian embassies, so you are assured an unbiased search. 2000 t-90 tanks are dispatched. 1st and 2nd infantry divisions are once again deployed to your border with the added protection of significant chem suits.
Heavy anti-air defense has also been alerted, meaning dive bombers shall be shot down before they are in effective firing range.

the british motherland respects jordaxias views however the british motherland will not allow weapons inspectors in to the nation just recently we learned that you have begun formulation your own nuclear weapons research. we demand that you allow weapons inspectors into your nation.
all of the british motherlands forces are on alert do not start another war this time we will not lose we will use weapons if we have to and if i fire your nation and mine will be destroyed.

Everybody in the previous coalition has been informed.
It is up to them now whether they will rejoin a new coalition.
Jordaxia will stand against you, and due to the fact that I have a superior army will defeat you (bear in mind that imperial Brits is an occupied country, and you cannot call upon its armed forces, of any branch. consider all of your army to be cut by a third)

If you had bothered to read the telegram you would have noticed several details.
1: All of my weapons are low range. (not icbm)
2: weapons inspectors can inspect any sie they choose (randomly too) and will have all expenses paid by Jordaxia

British Motherland,
I seriously hope you take the advice of Kelonian States. Several of my aquantances are very powerful and hate WMDs. we seriouly hope you consider that you may let all hell break loose on you...

3: my weapons are low yield, battlefield nukes that can only serve as a detterant to an invading force, and cannot be used offensivly

the british motherland has just purchases long ranged nuclear weapons thats right you are to late the british motherland is now a nuclear power if you attack me i will use all weapons at my disposal muahahahahahahah

And, may I ask, from whom?

Do you see what we mean now about halting production of nuclear/biological weapons before it escalates to this level? You have now drawn the attention of the international community against you - WMDs are never a good thing, and for every new country that develops them as a deterrent there are half a dozen more who will develop them as a deterrent against them.

Kelonia's unconventional weapons programmes are limited to non-WMD efforts - all our unconventional weapons can be used in a very precise area - therefore not entering the category of 'mass destruction' - please note the difference between acceptable unconventional weapons and WMDs - hydrogen bombs are in the unnacceptable category.

no you may not all you need to know is that i have them old boy

must i tell everyone this one more time i have never taken aggressive action without good reason i am a peacefull nation it is only your paranoia that is causing an incident if you leave me alone then i will leave the rest of the world alone all i want to do is be left alone. even as we speak 10,000 british motherland troops are in the empire of uncle bob as peacekeepers that is how much the british motherland desires peace :D

Short range, low yeild nuclear arms, can, in desperate situations, be moved to the border, and fired at your where they will have the range to impact. Also if they are low yeild, say a diameter of 2 miles, your city centre will be excessively damaged, and millions may die.
Jordaxia will not tolerate any more threats, or will respond with a full grade military response.
The remaining 1500 t-90s have been moved to the front, and await your decision.
Special forces equipped with the latest weaponry are already inside your borders once more, and given the extravagence in which you live, have already located you.

Fair enough, if you insist on being like that... all Patriot batteries around Kelonia have been put on alert, and any use of those nuclear weapons (OOC: which couldnt scream 'godmod' louder if they had a speaker system) will result in the spraying of legitimate military targets with GSF nerve agent.

If you cannot use unconventional weapons acceptably, we will have to show you how ourselves. We are being very lenient with you - I doubt many nations would hesitate to invade you simply for making these threats, however we are holding off unless you are foolish enough to use them.

Jordaxia, don't go that far yet
OOC one of my Missle defence sattleites has moved over TBM, please note this system is not to protect TBM but to prevent him from having one of those missles hit another country, PLEASE REMEBER THIS IS AN OOC POST

It should be noted that Jordaxias detterant is well hidden at the moment, and shall only be moved in case of a nuclear attack.
Whose nuclear detterant are you speaking of Kelonia, you may inspect my region if you want to see them, as I will take you to the hiding places and show you (then hide them somewhere else.)
I have already declared them.

NEWS FLASH! A large storm over the Jordaxian capital has crippled communications city wide. Engineers estimate that it will take at least 12 hours to restore communication with the outside world
(OOC: I going to bed, lol)

the british motherland has launched all of its weapons of mass destruction against jordaxia. a full scale attack has erupted accross the border with the attacking of 600,000 men and the air force has launched all of its fighters and bombers 1 nuclear warhead however was reserved for jordaxia's armed forces intent on destroying as many of its men as possible. emporer dan has fled the country to an unknown land but he did leave this message i will be back. ( i know iam god modeing but i want jordaxia destroyed as he stick his nose into all of my affairs) looks like both our nations will be deleted haha

NOPE.


Look up.
You have a missile defense platform floating way up high, shooting down all of your nuclear weapons before they are nearby.
The Strike was badly flawed, due to your men simply charging across the border (OOC no battle plan, i have to assume they just ran over)
And were slaughtered, before they fled, probably due to lack of faith in the leadership. As Jordaxian tanks in close formation (1200 in total, attacked from the south, covert strike teams with C4 charges infiltrated and destroyed targets of opportunity (29% failed).
Several major bunkers were destroyed, and the tanks went through the gaps.
1st and 2nd infantry divisions gave chase to fleeing regiments of The Motherland Wermacht ,and reported another 7000 captured or killed.
Given your first world war like defenses, ( you set none up, you're lucky I gave you them) once a breach was established, the remainder of the armour (2,300 tanks) spread to the lower east and west areas of the Motherland, isolating them. A siege is taking place, but your troops are cut off.
The Motherland Luftwaffe was largly annihilated, due to the fact that your nation is using antiquated technology (aa gunners report more falling planes than bombs)
15 tanks were lost, as Motherland technology, is roughly of a second world war standard, and the few rocket equipped soldiers that you had were deployed surprisingly wisely.
10 and 12% were lost from first and second divisions respectively, and 3rd division, the "Jungle Snakes" were called in to reinforce 1st and 2nd, and to use counter guerilla forces that you set up in your rainforests.
Jordaxian Deterant shall not be used as none of your missiles impacted.

Armoured command brig. General Donald Firwell reports a further 30 tanks were destroyed (primarily due to falling planes, though some were destroyed by bombs.)
Jordaxian deterant was moved safely to the furthest border away from the Motherlands, to show that Jordaxia had and has no intention of using them.
Similarly poor Jordaxian planes were moved closer to the front in order to provide limited bomber protection.

i refuse to continue this, you are god modeing none of mt weapons hit ha! 5000 missiles none hit i am using the ignore cannon i refuse to rp with you

You can fire as many rounds of the ignore cannon as you like.
You. Did. Not. Have. 5000. Nukes.
You are the god modder.
If your weapons were made out of anything other than scotch mist then you would be entertaining to rp with.
You never bought nukes.
You never bought planes.
You never bought tanks.
You never set up defenses.
how many trillions would 5000 nuclear weapons cost?
Trillions that, may I remind you, you do not have.
So, when you inform....
Wait.
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nukes at you?

You can fire as many rounds of the ignore cannon as you like.
You. Did. Not. Have. 5000. Nukes.
You are the god modder.
If your weapons were made out of anything other than scotch mist then you would be entertaining to rp with.
You never bought nukes.
You never bought planes.
You never bought tanks.
You never set up defenses.
how many trillions would 5000 nuclear weapons cost?
Trillions that, may I remind you, you do not have.
So, when you inform....
Wait.
Howabout I launch 2378416758972890234789523745927459027489073290789427893475890273849572890347890278903457829734827894 7892798347598273498572984375274379823798437592739849273495798278497237427782734589278934752734572034 7872897384578273457234239459827403298438572734587203452839457290347209837489527893478528934058702789 3475278345728394582973487274385278348972890340527834092430752283849572347852879345928094572094735782 039457273804957823045072
nukes at you?

You can fire as many rounds of the ignore cannon as you like.
You. Did. Not. Have. 5000. Nukes.
You are the god modder.
If your weapons were made out of anything other than scotch mist then you would be entertaining to rp with.
You never bought nukes.
You never bought planes.
You never bought tanks.
You never set up defenses.
how many trillions would 5000 nuclear weapons cost?
Trillions that, may I remind you, you do not have.
So, when you inform....
Wait.
Howabout I launch 2378416758972890234789523745927459027489073290789427893475890273849572890347890278903457829734827894 7892798347598273498572984375274379823798437592739849273495798278497237427782734589278934752734572034 7872897384578273457234239459827403298438572734587203452839457290347209837489527893478528934058702789 3475278345728394582973487274385278348972890340527834092430752283849572347852879345928094572094735782 039457273804957823045072
nukes at you?

You can fire as many rounds of the ignore cannon as you like.
You. Did. Not. Have. 5000. Nukes.
You are the god modder.
If your weapons were made out of anything other than scotch mist then you would be entertaining to rp with.
You never bought nukes.
You never bought planes.
You never bought tanks.
You never set up defenses.
how many trillions would 5000 nuclear weapons cost?
Trillions that, may I remind you, you do not have.
So, when you inform....
Wait.
Howabout I launch 2378416758972890234789523745927459027489073290789427893475890273849572890347890278903457829734827894 7892798347598273498572984375274379823798437592739849273495798278497237427782734589278934752734572034 7872897384578273457234239459827403298438572734587203452839457290347209837489527893478528934058702789 3475278345728394582973487274385278348972890340527834092430752283849572347852879345928094572094735782 039457273804957823045072
nukes at you?

one it was bioligical warheads.
two the british motherland had 10 nukes and we fired 9 at your population centres and 1 at our armed forces
three jordaxia continues every day to purchase new weapons and armed units which cost more than you could possibly afford so if you can buy whatever you want then i can

Hey whats this about fireing nukes at one another ill shoot them down if you do ...

OOC: This is so funny its almost not funny, how old are you Dan? 11? 12?

IN: We will stand by Jordaxia and will pursue military action with any country with Dan as its leader. We will follow you to the ends of the earth. We will not stop until we have your dead body, of you're bought to justice

Humm lwhy not just leve the noobs luanch thare nukes at evry one ... theyll get glassifyed nay way

Whilst Jordaxia must repect your opinion, there are blatent flaws in your plan.
1: Nobody has 5000 biological warheads, unless they all have is air in it (which may or may not contain the cold virus)
2: Standard waiting time for wmds are 2 weeks, mine were a bluff (why do you think I keep them hidden?, I still need to wait 11 days realistically before I can say I have any.
3: Jordaxia keeps tight reign on its finances, and can purchase whatever it says it can. (If I couldn't whoever I was buying from would mention it)
4: You are already denied weapons.

British motherland, since you're such a good ally of Imperial Brits you must be aware of the reprecussions brought upon him by other nations due to his possession of bio-weapons.
We condemn your usage of bio-weapons and classify you as a terrorist nation

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in light of jordaxias request the dominion of unified sith has sent in 1,000,000, light and heavy infantry and 500 main heavy battletanks. we have contacted the british motherland an it has been mutualy agreed that emperor dan will be taken into custody and executed for war crimes. unified sith has taken the capital city and all other area not ocupied by jordaxia. at this very moment in time unified sith is establishing democratic elections for the populace we want to be here for as little time as possible but we do what we must. however now that we have captured all of the british motherlands biological weapons we ask for international weapons inspectors to oversee the decommisioning. we also ask that jordaxia withdraws and unified sith is granting jordaxia £5billion in compensation from the british motherlands treasury. unified sith will ocupy the british motherland until this situation can be resolved

the british motherland agress to unified sith's intervention we also agree to unified's sith terms of cease fire

The british motherlands armed forces have been decommisioned and all troops are now moving away from the border to their homes. or whats left of them

Jordaxia refuses this.
We have already shown evidence that unified Sith is a puppet power.
We want The British Motherland to surrender, the unified Sith to remove themselves, 100 billion usd and we wish to try Dan for crimes against his own people, and attempting to launch nuclear weapons at Jordaxian civilians, who are not viable military targets.

100 billion is being wired to your account for your withdrawel however ou can not have emperor dan as we executed him earlier this morning, you can have his head if you want.
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i am sorry but unified sith will not withdraw we are insuring democracy will rise again in the british motherland. you would not stop us from such a noble endevour

Jordaxian forces also want to ensure democracy, and will agree to hold the lower half of your nation until such times as democratic elections are held
"you would not stop us from such a noble endevour"

you are happy to hold the south of the nation which is after all a barren wasteland i sugest that you take your forces home for their own comfort as sandstoms do get might annoying

I think that I'll stay, for now. I don't know what may happen if the chief player in restoring democracy to this troubled nation decides to go.
I want the head of king dan sent to my by Jordaxian royal mail

i am sorry the head of emperor dan is now in unified sith's museum of justice as a warning to those who want war sorry, your welcome to visit it at any time, we will even let you in for free

jordaxia i do not think you understand the 100billion was given to you on the basis of your withdrawel either withdraw and you may keep election inspectors in the nation to insure democracy or give 50 billion back polok is currently being informed