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TO: COMSURFLANT
FROM: USS CHURCHILL
RE: We struck a mine

Captain Jefferson reports that the Arleigh Burke DDG USS Churchill has struck a mine. Heavy damage to the port starboard side. Bow sonar is out as is the 5 in gun. Much of the VLS missiles have been damaged. Fires are out of control. We are 15 miles south of Captial Harbor Naval Base. He believes it is Muslim enemies of Israel who placed the mines. Rescue operations are underway. While it is possible to save the ship, she may still sink.

UPDATE: Churchill's missiles are cooking off. Repeat, magazines are exploding. All hands are abandoning ship. Heavy casualties. We expect to have less than 50 survivors of her 325 man crew.

A Muslim breakaway group in our country has declared responsibility

Too bad you weren't on the boat

Ignored for previous racist remarks

I have just ordered the removal of all Muslims from our country. We have long given them rights and power, but now the moderates are trying to kill our Jewish and Christian majority. We will kill them if they don't leave in 2 hours. Mosques are already being destroyed. It is time for our War against Terrorism to begin.

Would anybody object to a localized molecular relocation?

Of whom? :wink:

Fire away.

South Stofficka cannot approve od such a blantant disregard for human rights: you can't just shift your entire muslim population because some extremists bombed your boat.
If you proceed with this course of action we will have to intervene. 4 armoured divisons and 150, 000 infantry stand by, chemical and nuclear weapons are primed. We offer asylum for all of your muslim 'terrorists' and any of your citizens wishing to flee the impending firestorm.
OUR war against oppression begins now. We do not wish for bloodshed. For the sake of both our peoples please reconsider. This will be your only warning.

:roll: :roll:

Of whom? :wink:

Fire away.
Just his president, and maybe that guy over there.

You have made your choice. Missles launched. Troops and tanks en route.

We are sorry it had to come to this, and send condolences for your demise.

I have just ordered the removal of all Muslims from our country. We have long given them rights and power, but now the moderates are trying to kill our Jewish and Christian majority. We will kill them if they don't leave in 2 hours. Mosques are already being destroyed. It is time for our War against Terrorism to begin.

Homer Simpson1987: Message from the Lord Admiral of Kylara to follow......

"I have ordered an Intelligent watch place upon your nation. Effective immediately, your nation is "black-listed" by the Republic of Kylara. We cannot stand by and watch as you show such disregard for Religious Freedom and Civil Rights for the actions of a few.

Will you reconsider your actions?"

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

Kylara, I hope you have an ABM defense :wink: you'll need it with this guy.

Good luck with defending basic human decency.

Missile ETA 5 seconds...
4
3
2
1

(White hot blasts of atomic energy tear through cities and towns all over the country. Once proud structures are reduced to rubble. People try in vain to flee the nuclear appocalypse. It has begun.

Kylara, I hope you have an ABM defense :wink: you'll need it with this guy.

Good luck with defending basic human decency.

The Freethinkers:

"I have shield generators and stutter-fire lazer weapons placed strategically throughout my small island nation. Each run by a small reactor. Hopefully, my shields and weapons will be able to hold against such an onslaught."

Signed:

Lord Admiral Tibbetts
Republic of Kylara

South Stofficka cannot approve od such a blantant disregard for human rights: you can't just shift your entire muslim population because some extremists bombed your boat.
If you proceed with this course of action we will have to intervene. 4 armoured divisons and 150, 000 infantry stand by, chemical and nuclear weapons are primed. We offer asylum for all of your muslim 'terrorists' and any of your citizens wishing to flee the impending firestorm.
OUR war against oppression begins now. We do not wish for bloodshed. For the sake of both our peoples please reconsider. This will be your only warning.

with a population of 10 mill, i find it very hard to believe that u have such capabilitys. if you consider a division of tanks, to be 100 tanks, that makes about 800 men, add the supposed 150 k soldiers, and that comes to 150,800 men... merely in the fightin portion of your military. if you take into account the logistics of this, (look at the sticky in the forum... forget the name) a conservative 50 percent of all forces are doing the work of supplying, resupplying, and holding supply routes... this means that u would have to have 301,600 men in your armed forces. how are you going to transport these people to the shores of the "opressive regime"? this endeavor would require about another 6000 personel in the landing crafts alone. now, your missiles, which btw, a nation of 5 days is very unlikely to have, most likely, (and hopefully) has some very strong security working around it. i would estimate this (not sure of the exacts, so feel free to critisize) to be around 1000 personel, bringing the total to 309,200 people... this is about 3.1 percent of your population in the military, which, i doubt you have. every calculator i have seen so far, has put the compulory service percentage, at about .7 percent... you have over 4 times this many. please, i know im not an expert, but please, think out your debate before posting it... it makes the game a lot more fun.

(Uh, yeah, what he said^^)
We join in this chorus of condeming nations. If you know just a little bit about Islam, you would know it teaches peace, like Judaism and Christianity. We are willing to accept any refugees fleeing from your regime. We cannot stand for this violation of basic rights.

First selling nuclear weapons in large quantities to new nations, now a systematic deportation based on religion...yes, this nation has now been officially declared black-listed by Zoogiedom.

In other words, it is the diplomatic way of saying, "We don't know this guy. No, really!"

First selling nuclear weapons in large quantities to new nations, now a systematic deportation based on religion...yes, this nation has now been officially declared black-listed by Zoogiedom.

In other words, it is the diplomatic way of saying, "We don't know this guy. No, really!"

First selling nuclear weapons in large quantities to new nations, now a systematic deportation based on religion...yes, this nation has now been officially declared black-listed by Zoogiedom.

In other words, it is the diplomatic way of saying, "We don't know this guy. No, really!"

OOC: I like the way you put that, hehe, so...

IC: Our nation agrees with The Zoogie People and have blacklisted Homer Simpson1987.

I have just ordered the removal of all Muslims from our country. We have long given them rights and power, but now the moderates are trying to kill our Jewish and Christian majority. We will kill them if they don't leave in 2 hours. Mosques are already being destroyed. It is time for our War against Terrorism to begin.

Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[x] Other: Godmoder

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[x] I don't like your tone of voice.
[x] You're about to get pwned like MagicChina.

To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[x] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ x Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above

Really Homer? Can you at least try to not godmode?

He didn't godmode. He is free to do whatever he wishes to his own country. However, I can't say the same about South Stofficka.

He didn't godmode. He is free to do whatever he wishes to his own country. However, I can't say the same about South Stofficka.

Take alook at his storefronts before you go saying that. Anyways, I'm not going to spam up this thread anymore...

with a population of 10 mill, i find it very hard to believe that u have such capabilitys. if you consider a division of tanks, to be 100 tanks, that makes about 800 men, add the supposed 150 k soldiers, and that comes to 150,800 men... merely in the fightin portion of your military. if you take into account the logistics of this, (look at the sticky in the forum... forget the name) a conservative 50 percent of all forces are doing the work of supplying, resupplying, and holding supply routes... this means that u would have to have 301,600 men in your armed forces. how are you going to transport these people to the shores of the "opressive regime"? this endeavor would require about another 6000 personel in the landing crafts alone. now, your missiles, which btw, a nation of 5 days is very unlikely to have, most likely, (and hopefully) has some very strong security working around it. i would estimate this (not sure of the exacts, so feel free to critisize) to be around 1000 personel, bringing the total to 309,200 people... this is about 3.1 percent of your population in the military, which, i doubt you have. every calculator i have seen so far, has put the compulory service percentage, at about .7 percent... you have over 4 times this many. please, i know im not an expert, but please, think out your debate before posting it... it makes the game a lot more fun.[/quote]

Fair enough. I have been told. :) sorry. racism gets on my nerves. the presence of this post just got me really mad. Ah it doesn't matter.

I am ignoring South Staffica, he is a godmodder. I have just executed the Muslims because I was blacklisted. If you went diplomatically and didn't godmod, I would've paid them 500k each and sent them elsewhere. I guess I killed them to rub the cause of death in your faces. We are now a Judeo-Christian nation free of terrorists.

NOTE: I said in my thread, it was "moderate" muslims who did it.

I am ignoring South Staffica, he is a godmodder. I have just executed the Muslims because I was blacklisted. If you went diplomatically and didn't godmod, I would've paid them 500k each and sent them elsewhere. I guess I killed them to rub the cause of death in your faces. We are now a Judeo-Christian nation free of terrorists.

NOTE: I said in my thread, it was "moderate" muslims who did it.

OOC-If it weren't for the fact that you are a fool, I would seek military action against your nation, but since it would be a waste of time:

The Minister of Foreign Affairs has been ordered, by the Veritasean High Chancellor, to remove Homer Simpson1987 from the list of nations officially recognized by Unum Veritas. Any aircraft or naval vessels bound for HS have been rerouted and all UV businesses are forbidden from doing business in that nation.

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High Chancellor Sparrow
The Imperial Naval Republic of Unum Veritas
Member: NAIA (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1667209#1667209)
Member: Band of Brothers (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2432224#2432224)
Vice President and Naval Commander: Legion of Defence (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2503299#2503299)
Owner: Unum Veritas Naval Store (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=655745#655745)

South Stofficka cannot approve od such a blantant disregard for human rights: you can't just shift your entire muslim population because some extremists bombed your boat.
If you proceed with this course of action we will have to intervene. 4 armoured divisons and 150, 000 infantry stand by, chemical and nuclear weapons are primed. We offer asylum for all of your muslim 'terrorists' and any of your citizens wishing to flee the impending firestorm.
OUR war against oppression begins now. We do not wish for bloodshed. For the sake of both our peoples please reconsider. This will be your only warning.

with a population of 10 mill, i find it very hard to believe that u have such capabilitys. if you consider a division of tanks, to be 100 tanks, that makes about 800 men, add the supposed 150 k soldiers, and that comes to 150,800 men... merely in the fightin portion of your military. if you take into account the logistics of this, (look at the sticky in the forum... forget the name) a conservative 50 percent of all forces are doing the work of supplying, resupplying, and holding supply routes... this means that u would have to have 301,600 men in your armed forces. how are you going to transport these people to the shores of the "opressive regime"? this endeavor would require about another 6000 personel in the landing crafts alone. now, your missiles, which btw, a nation of 5 days is very unlikely to have, most likely, (and hopefully) has some very strong security working around it. i would estimate this (not sure of the exacts, so feel free to critisize) to be around 1000 personel, bringing the total to 309,200 people... this is about 3.1 percent of your population in the military, which, i doubt you have. every calculator i have seen so far, has put the compulory service percentage, at about .7 percent... you have over 4 times this many. please, i know im not an expert, but please, think out your debate before posting it... it makes the game a lot more fun.

Considering that an armoured battalion has about 700 men and 45+ tanks, you'd need at least two battalions for 100 tanks.

*realigns the molocules of Homer Simpsons leaders and their staff*
Your president is now a toaster, get used to it.
*BING*
Mmmmm...homertoast
*Drool*

Ohh, Flanders. What is he doing here? Doh!

I am ignoring South Staffica, he is a godmodder. I have just executed the Muslims because I was blacklisted. If you went diplomatically and didn't godmod, I would've paid them 500k each and sent them elsewhere. I guess I killed them to rub the cause of death in your faces. We are now a Judeo-Christian nation free of terrorists.

NOTE: I said in my thread, it was "moderate" muslims who did it.

Today, a man was convicted of first degree murder in Zoogiedom. He was a moderate Democrat. Let's deport and murder all moderate democrats!

You executed the Muslims because you were blacklisted? I believe you were blacklisted because you executed Muslims.

Zoogiedom does not plead to other nations and beg them for appeasement. We have chosen to ignore this situation (not OOC as in Ignore cannon, but IC) from a militaristic point of view but politically, we strongly condemn it.

However, know that there are some nations out there who will probably see that you have failed their ultimatum and make take military action upon you.

Fine, I undo the order to kill them (I ordered them killed, but didn't do it yet.) I will take up the offer to ship them to other nations. I will re-imburse them for double their total assets. They have a choice to what nations they want to go to.