NationStates Jolt Archive


Northern Eriopia engulfed in communisim! (RP)

Eriopia
21-03-2004, 06:23
The northern eriopian communist extremeist valish nimopov stands at the podium in front of the audience.

"Comrades this is a great day for eriopia!" the croud now erupts in cheering of the beuracrats words."We will show the East, South and the west that norther eriopia will work out this problem of political rule!" he pauses to look at his speech papers."We must kill those who dont turn to our rule of communisim! comrades we must kill all that stands in our way!!" he yells as the croud stands and cheers and applauds."We have sent death squads to kill those who are in our way,demoracts,republicans,muslims, anyone comrades!!" he steps down as people shoot in the air with celebration in the backround faint screams can be heard.



MEAN WHILE IN SOURTHERN ERIOPIA.

"Mister president where the hell did this valish person come from?" asked the promoted Mgr. Gates. (he is now premoted to Bragaider General)
"Archie I dont know I believe his is czech?" replied the president."Well sir I believe he was a rebel Col." said the genral."What you mean the crimson jihad?" said the president with a face almost as seeming puzzled. "Yes,sir" said the general."Well we'll take'em out soon.....we have to,re-election is coming soon this wont look good"
Edolia
21-03-2004, 06:29
"Edolia strongly condemns oppression, bad grammar and bad spelling in all its forms."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Eriopia
21-03-2004, 06:35
Yes will that russian guy cant spell right. tssk tssk tssk