NationStates Jolt Archive


Empire Declares Israeli Government

Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 04:17
(OOC: Israel was acquired from LowerEgypt, and there is a war going on in defense of it)

Today the Empire has appointed Zaccai Jabin as Prime Minister of Israel, Aharon Uri as Vice Prime Minister of Israel, Jachin Vera as Minister of War of Israel, Golda Disraeli as Minister of Commerce of Israel, Ya'aqob Gabriyel as Minister of Transportation of Israel, and Gad Israel as Minister of Finance of Israel. They were sworn into office just after the ICBM was shot down over Jeruselam.

Prime Minister Zaccai Jablin has declared that he will have democratic elections by two years, and that the Israeli Knesset (I think that was thier parliment) would be elected in one year.

This is a major step towards Israel becomming a fully free, modern state.
Edolia
21-03-2004, 04:20
"We would like to know how the Empire of Fluffywuffy plans to protect the rights of those who actually have some right to the land of Palestine -the Palestinians."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
21-03-2004, 04:22
we can send a group or two of our spetsnaz forces to help you maintain peace
21-03-2004, 04:23
The Arab Socialist Republic of Al Anbar has remained eerily quiet on this issue, but there has been some slight movements on the large Lebanon to Syria - Israel border, and all traffic and movement into and out of Israel has all but been banned except for Palestinians who wish to leave Israel.
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 04:25
OOC: LowerEgypt relocated the Palestinians. Very few remain.

"The State of Israel, when fully independent, will protect the rights of all citizens by a constitution with universal rights. We will also enact laws to ensure the government does not launch anti-Arab propaganda, does not concentrate only on Arab crime et cetera. Our official languages will be Arabic and Hebrew."

Prime Minister Zaccai Jabin
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 04:27
"I would gladly have your spec ops forces help maintain the peace"

PM Zaccai Jabin
Sicily1991
21-03-2004, 04:30
I am currently fighting uNcle Bob. I am attacking his homeland and targeting his civilians to wipe those Nazi *******s off the Earth's surface
Edolia
21-03-2004, 04:35
"We demand that all Palestinians be allowed to return to the land that is rightfully theirs. We do not, at this time, challenge the sovereignity of the State of Israel, but we cannot stand for ethnic cleansing. The hypocracy of those that are attempting to build a state to protect the rights of the Jewish people is truly disturbing. If the Palestinian people are not relocated soon, an economic embargo will be placed against all involved and military action is not to be ruled out."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 04:39
"I was not the one that forced the Palastinians out, and in part of the treaty that allowed us to become partialy free, the State has to have open borders. Anyone can come in. You could come in. Do not complain to us about what we have not done."

PM Zaccai Jabin
Edolia
21-03-2004, 04:50
"I was not the one that forced the Palastinians out, and in part of the treaty that allowed us to become partialy free, the State has to have open borders. Anyone can come in. You could come in. Do not complain to us about what we have not done."

PM Zaccai Jabin

"In that case, we assume that you will allow any and all Palestinians to return to their lands? We also expect that the lands that were taken away from them by the Lower Egyptians be returned. Edolia is willing to provide assistance in the return operations."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
21-03-2004, 04:53
"No, Fluffywuffy bought that land for $10 trillion a year for 15 years. It is his to use. Now leave us alone."
H.J. Simpson
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 04:55
"The Palestinians, should they wish to return, will be allowed to. The Gaza Strip and West Bank are not Israeli land. A Palestinian state there is to be declared later today by Fluffywuffy. We are not aware of how things will be divided, that is not for us to decide."

PM Zaccai Jabin

"We would very much like Edolian assistance in transporting them back, if they desire"

Ya'aqob Gabriyel, Minister of Transportation
Agrigento
21-03-2004, 04:59
La Repubblica d'Agrigento, while remaning neutral on all counts, has decided to officially recognize the nation of Israel.
Edolia
21-03-2004, 05:01
"No, Fluffywuffy bought that land for $10 trillion a year for 15 years. It is his to use. Now leave us alone."
H.J. Simpson

"We suggest that you stay out of this unless you wish to be crushed like the bugs you are. Edolia has little tolerance for opressors and imperialists."
Scottford von Harrick
Minister for War
<<OOC: A foreign relations announcement by the Minister of War is significant...>>

"The Palestinians, should they wish to return, will be allowed to. The Gaza Strip and West Bank are not Israeli land. A Palestinian state there is to be declared later today by Fluffywuffy. We are not aware of how things will be divided, that is not for us to decide."

PM Zaccai Jabin

"We would very much like Edolian assistance in transporting them back, if they desire"

Ya'aqob Gabriyel, Minister of Transportation
"If acceptable to all nations, the Edolian Scarlet Navy will begin operations to transport the Palestinian peoples to Israel. The Red Star two carrier fleet taskforce will be relocated to the Mediterranean Sea and will assist in operations.

We would also like to suggest the creation of a single state of Israel with a single government made up of a council of Jews, Muslims and Christians. Edolia would again be willing to provide peacekeepers for the creation of this state. Of course Palestinian private property would have to be returned or the land fairly bought if we are to consider this fair."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Iron Blood
21-03-2004, 05:06
Ah, edolia, this is your old friend bisons. In a feb 2003 nation.

"If Edolia puts its nose where it does not belong, it will be crushed under the boot of the Bisonic Military, its government liquidated, and Edolia itself will simply become part of Iron Blood's network of gulags. Good day"
-Vladimir Zhirinovsky,
Minister of Foreign Extortions
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 05:07
"We thank you for your proposal, and that does seem like a fair way to govern the peoples of Israel and Palestine. We welcome your peacekeepers. And should the State be one, buildings owned by the Palestinian Authority (which is run by Qadid al-Zeri) will be paid for by donation to a charity."

PM Zaccai Jabin
Edolia
21-03-2004, 05:11
"Excellent. We look forward to seeing a new era of peace for the Middle East begin."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs

Ah, edolia, this is your old friend bisons. In a feb 2003 nation.

"If Edolia puts its nose where it does not belong, it will be crushed under the boot of the Bisonic Military, its government liquidated, and Edolia itself will simply become part of Iron Blood's network of gulags. Good day"
-Vladimir Zhirinovsky,
Minister of Foreign Extortions
"You didn't think that our intelligence service was so bad as to not know that you have manifested yourself in yet another form, did you? We might take your statements as a threat if we considered you anything of the sort. As we do not, we will wish you and your people a good day. Cheers."
Jesp von Ret
Intern for the Ministry for Foreign Affairs
Agrigento
21-03-2004, 05:14
The hollow threats of Bisons not withstanding, the Agrigentian Government sees no reason to get involved militarily in this matter, but we would like to offer our services in the peace keeping role nonetheless, as the transition of people and power would seem to be a most difficult endeavor.
_______________________

Dominic Somma
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
La Repubblica d'Agrigento
Galdania
21-03-2004, 05:22
We stand by Edolia, and offer it a Mutual Protection Pact.

However, due to too many counts of GODMODING, N00BiZm, and other SH*T, the conlective disease known as 'the Bisons' and currently 'Iron Blood' is IGNORED by Galdania.
Lietuveska
21-03-2004, 05:24
Lietuveska would like to protest the original relocation of the Palestinians from their homes, as it is truly a crime to remove those from the land which they have forever lived upon. However, in order to move forward, the USSL shall help securing the new Israeli government, as well as the new planned Palestinian state.

We will stand with Edolia in this matter, and the USSL also offers peacekeeping troops to the afflicted area. Perhaps details may be given at a later date.

Regarding the scourge of scourges and the bruises of Man, Lietuveska wishes to offer Bisons a fair warning that it should not dare trek into harmful territory. We are fully aware of your past, present, and hope we are right about the future of Bisons. Edolia is an ally of Lietuveska, bound by the contract of the UnAPS, Lietuveska will be forced to defend Edolia in the event of any agression. We do not doubt that other UnAPS nations would mind helping an ally in need.

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Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 05:28
"We do not wish for a fight to erupt between the Bisons, Edolia, or anyone over some petty diplomatic disagreement. Also, West Jeruselam has been declared international-the East is Palestinian. Tel Aviv is the Capital"

PM Zaccai Jabin
21-03-2004, 05:29
you just gave away the Wailing wall. That is the most crucial point for us. That is part of the old city in the East
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 05:31
I thought it was on the west-I am sure the Palestinians will give the Jews acess to it. I am not sure, but we might have the Dome of the Rock
21-03-2004, 05:33
The old city with all the Holy sites is in the East.
Edolia
21-03-2004, 05:39
"We thank our friends in Lietuveska for their support. We also wish to acknowledge the help offered by our communist brethren in Galdania."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 05:55
"In order to defend the State against possible Arab invasion, I now declare the Israeli Defensive Forces to be in existance. Right now FLuffywuffy is training and building our army, but we will defend ourselves"

Jachin Vera, Minister of War
Fluffywuffy
21-03-2004, 06:52
BUMP
Lietuveska
27-03-2004, 08:35
We must inquire that if these new defensive measures have ruled out the possibility of a Palestinian state. If so, Lietuveska will not acknowledge the existence of the new Jewish state sanctioned by Fluffywuffy.

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Jeruselem
27-03-2004, 08:55
OOC

Hi, another Israel on me NS map. We RP with those pesky Palestians still about and as a "Crusader State" aka Kingdom of Jerusalem about 12 century except in a modern context.
27-03-2004, 08:57
We must inquire that if these new defensive measures have ruled out the possibility of a Palestinian state. If so, Lietuveska will not acknowledge the existence of the new Jewish state sanctioned by Fluffywuffy.

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We are the Palestinian government. We rule over the Gaza Strip and West Bank under His Excellency President Yasser Arafat.

(OOC: Recognized as such by Fluffywuffy and others.)
The Lands of Alex
27-03-2004, 09:39
The Commonwealth of the Lands of Alex asks Israel to recognize Palistinians as equal citizens with Israel, stop the murders on hamas leaders, and pardon terrorists.