Leader of GameFAQ Asassinated!
GBC Broadcast:
*GBC logo flashes with the words SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN*
This is Jerry Desburg reporting to you live from Sladesburg (the capital city)! I have terrible news! Our leader, Larry Buker was asassinated today. One month ago (NS month) he made the speech that we were going to war against Credonia! An unknown civilian group that was against the war killed him using a sniper rifle that they aquiried illegally. Troops have been mobilized to try and find the killers! Larry Buker's top Military advisor General Larke will take Larry Buker's place as leader until the elections next year. Today is a sad day for GameFAQ because we lost our leader before his time. This is Jerry Desburg reporting for GBC news.
OMG! CJayC died? Nooooo! The least we can do is give a 21 LUEshi salute...
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Yeah, I know its the picture, not ASCII. But I tried the ASCII, and it was a bit warped here.
OMG! CJayC died? Nooooo! The least we can do is give a 21 LUEshi salute...
lol! No CJayC didn't die! Are you on LUE?
Alewares
21-03-2004, 03:06
Let's mourn with the rest of their nation.
*mourns*
OMG! CJayC died? Nooooo! The least we can do is give a 21 LUEshi salute...
lol! No CJayC didn't die! Are you on LUE?
You and I have the same founded date. And it isn't coincidence.
OMG! CJayC died? Nooooo! The least we can do is give a 21 LUEshi salute...
lol! No CJayC didn't die! Are you on LUE?
You and I have the same founded date. And it isn't coincidence.
you joined when that person posted on LUE?
nice LUEshi!
OMG! CJayC died? Nooooo! The least we can do is give a 21 LUEshi salute...
lol! No CJayC didn't die! Are you on LUE?
You and I have the same founded date. And it isn't coincidence.
you joined when that person posted on LUE?
nice LUEshi!
Yes, and Yes.
Schultaria Prime
21-03-2004, 03:35
Meanwhile in the chambers of the Central Director's Office, Myrle...
Central Director Elliot Schultz poured over the bright flickering screens of his desk, sorting through the various minutae of the day. Nothing seemed too out of the ordinary, except for the increased detachment of executive security posted outside of his office room. Reclining in his thinly padded leather chair, the director turned away from his computer screens and stared at the office library, his personal library.
"I wonder if my grandfather would appreciate what I've done with the country;" Elliot openly questioned himself," barely into my second term and I've become the icon of what he fought against. Perhaps there could be a way to pull out of the Cre..."
A loud rapping came from the side door. The walls, made of heavy oak, amplified and startled Director Schultz. A closed circuit television switched on and three gaunt faces filled the screen. One stepped forward and spoke, making a crackling noise in the PA system on the Director's desk.
"... Elliot, it's Harlen... I've got some horrible news... could Joan and I come in to talk to you?"
"Sure, I have some things I want to ask of you too."
The two subordinate directors Harlen Damien and Joan Covey deliberately plodded into the sunlit room, and took their seats at oppoiste sides of Elliot's desk. The third person placed a bag at director Damien's feet, gave a look of consolation to the tired trio, and left.
"Now Elliot," labored Director Damien, "I know that you have done everything in your power to keep our nation out of offensive war, but what we have to say here can and will change your mind."
Joan picked herself up, and took a small video disk out of the bag at Director Damien's feet. "This was recorded just 30 minutes ago from several media sources located near the Nation of GameFAQ."
As the disk was played, Director Schultz was visibly shaken. "15 minutes ago I was more than willing to permantly sever all ties to this horriffic precursor to war. Now with Buker dead this cold war has become more personal to every national leader within this coalition. I think it might be time to call an emergency war cabinet."
Holy panooly
21-03-2004, 15:25
Terrible news. We feel sorry for the family as well as all the other relatives. We hope the newly appointed leader continues the war.
GBC Broadcast:
This a Jerry Desburg with Breaking News on the death of Larry Buker! WE have found the asassins! It is a group of 20 Credonian Immigrants! 19 of the immigrants will be sentenced to life in prison with no bail or parole! The Gun Man has been sentenced to death. The way the Gun Man will die has not been decided yet. As soon as I get more information I will report it to you! This is Jerry Desburg for GBC.
Tyrandis
21-03-2004, 17:28
NOOOOO...
CJAYC! He's DEAD!
Now who will be the man drunk with power... errrr Butterscotch! Drunk with butterscotch!
NOOOOO...
CJAYC! He's DEAD!
Now who will be the man drunk with power... errrr Butterscotch! Drunk with butterscotch!
Not Butterscotch! BUTTERSHOTS!!!!
Are you on LUE?????
Holy panooly
21-03-2004, 17:33
Stop the spam
Stop the spam
they are the ones spamming, I am just correcting them!
Holy panooly
21-03-2004, 17:34
Don't fuel the spam then...
Y halo thar assasination?!
Apparently CJayC was TEH BANNINATED!
C'mon guys. Give the dead man some respect. More LUEshis.
C'mon guys. Give the dead man some respect. More LUEshis.
stop spamming, post it on the topic I made on LUE :)
OOC:If you are going to say stuff like that say OOC. Try to RP for once!
C'mon guys. Give the dead man some respect. More LUEshis.
stop spamming, post it on the topic I made on LUE :)
OOC:If you are going to say stuff like that say OOC. Try to RP for once!
No thanks. I do this for fun, not to be serious.
GBC Broadcast:
This is Jerry Desburg for GBC news with more Information on the asassination of Larry Buker. The Gun Man will be sentenced to death by 50 troops armed with flamethrowers. After the Gun Man gets burned, they will put out the fire. Then General Larke will shoot him with a Sniper Rifle, just how he killed Larry Buker. The execution will be on live TV in a few months. Elections will take place In a few days. This is Jerry Desburg for GBC news.