Wonkbekistan
21-03-2004, 02:44
Greetings from Ford Prefect, trade minister of Wonkbekistan. On behalf of The Sane One, I wish to greet you. Our nation has cornered the market on mud hut production and the mud farming industry, but wishes to expand its industries to include the manufacturing and distribution of a caffinated beverage known as "Grog".
Wonkbekistan has previously aquired a limited amount of Caffeine from its most gracious neighbors in exchange for not demolishing its rainforests. However, this Caffeine supply will only allow for a finite production of Grog. We cannot allow ourselves to remain in poverty because of this limitation!
Wonkbekistan hereby provides a trade proposal. Any nation that can provide us with the molecular synthesizers we need to synthesize the caffeine molecule will recieve all of the uranium we have discovered along the outskirts of the rainforest. Additionally, The Sane One himself has promised to throw in 42,000 pocket fuzzy's worth of coupons for Zaphod's Trout Delivery service.
Please think over our most gracious offer and respond so that I may convey the good news to Prime Wonk, Wonko the Sane.
-Ford Prefect
Trade Czar
Wonkbekistan has previously aquired a limited amount of Caffeine from its most gracious neighbors in exchange for not demolishing its rainforests. However, this Caffeine supply will only allow for a finite production of Grog. We cannot allow ourselves to remain in poverty because of this limitation!
Wonkbekistan hereby provides a trade proposal. Any nation that can provide us with the molecular synthesizers we need to synthesize the caffeine molecule will recieve all of the uranium we have discovered along the outskirts of the rainforest. Additionally, The Sane One himself has promised to throw in 42,000 pocket fuzzy's worth of coupons for Zaphod's Trout Delivery service.
Please think over our most gracious offer and respond so that I may convey the good news to Prime Wonk, Wonko the Sane.
-Ford Prefect
Trade Czar