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One day at the Hircon Missile Silo.

The chief of the silo walked down one day to check on a new missile launcher.

- How are you doing this far? Said the Chief.

- I'm fine, i'm waiting for the launch order from the President. We must upgrade these silos. said the young operator.

-Why?

- Because a code isn't needed to launch 500 Strategic Nuclear ICBMS-

- You're right.

The operator turned to the table and started to press buttons.

- I'm gonna show you a simulated missile lauch.

- No, wait. Are you sure you know what you're doing?

- Yes, they teached me that at ICBM's R' Us.

- What the heck is ICBM's R' US?

- A school for Missile Operators.

The Operator pressed the big red button.

The alarm screamed.

"30 seconds until lauch, random destination: 13, 567, 89 167 Eastern Longitude"

The operator freaked out.

- OH MY god nooo, i forgot to tell the computer that is was a simulation.

- Those coordinates are Holy Panooly!!! cancel the launch secuence.

- I can't!

- why?

- It's a locked system!

The Missile were launched and airborne.

The chief screamed and freaked out.

- Destroy it, destroy it!!!

- I can't, it's out of reach!!!

- I must call Holy Panooly, is there time for that? the chief wondered

- The missile hits in 15 minutes.

The chief freaked out again.

- It's a 1 hour drive to the nearest normal phone. I can't reach them with these damn hotlines.

- No you can't, and by the way. in 1 hour a city is vaporised. We can't do anything to stop it.

The chief took a seat and said.

- God be with them.
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OOC: Oh come on, not another glassing thread. Why can't you n00bs be original and NOT nuke your enemies with enough bombs to send the Earth into nuclear winter?

No need to worry, I have Anti Missile battiers ready and anti ICBM laser airplanes. They have all taken off and are ready to encounter and to destroy the missiles. Meanwhile 100 anti missile batteries are ready to take out the remaining missiles. If missiles get through then we will hold you responsible.


(check scellia's storefront for the planes)

there were only one launched

Missile has been destroyed. Back to work.

OOC: You know what Holy Panooly... I'm going to agree with you for once. Though I would prefer you don't carpet bomb him back.

Either ignore him (cause 500 nukes is a uberwank he can't do) or just (like you are) have 100% successful defence ratio.

Normally I'm against that higher defence ratio, but he's not RPing very well and he's trying to carpet nuke you when it's impossible and terribly bad RP to do so...

In reality if someone reasonably attacks you, claim 95% maybe one or two points more if you put the money into it.

Thanks

The Pete.

100 4 Missile Launchers isn't very much when you think my nation is the size of Russia... But anyway this whole thread didn't made any sense

100 4 Missile Launchers isn't very much when you think my nation is the size of Russia... But anyway this whole thread didn't made any sense

It isn't that, I don't mind how many you have. I'm just saying that most intergrated anti-ICBM systems (if they are good) will take down 95% of all missiles coming at them...

At the most a nation should only be able to reach 99% perecent because mistakes will always be made.

However, it's acceptable to just say 100% if someone randomly tries to carpet nuke you because firing 500+ nuclear weapons at someone (even with a good plot) is bad RP... it's not fun if you try to eliminate a nation completely.

Lets face it, no one likes someones who fires 500+ nuclear weapons...


The use of nukes should be agreed by both sides really and all things worked out OOC before they do anything, that way its simple and no one has any trouble.

OOC: I think the point you are missing is that only ONE missile was launched, 100% accuracy is easy if there was only one missile.

OOC: I think the point you are missing is that only ONE missile was launched, 100% accuracy is easy if there was only one missile.

OOC: Oops, I speed read this line "500 Strategic Nuclear ICBMS"

But you get the idea, I felt it needed to be said because I'm arrogant and I like it.

100 4 Missile Launchers isn't very much when you think my nation is the size of Russia... But anyway this whole thread didn't made any sense

It isn't that, I don't mind how many you have. I'm just saying that most intergrated anti-ICBM systems (if they are good) will take down 95% of all missiles coming at them...

At the most a nation should only be able to reach 99% perecent because mistakes will always be made.

However, it's acceptable to just say 100% if someone randomly tries to carpet nuke you because firing 500+ nuclear weapons at someone (even with a good plot) is bad RP... it's not fun if you try to eliminate a nation completely.

Lets face it, no one likes someones who fires 500+ nuclear weapons...


The use of nukes should be agreed by both sides really and all things worked out OOC before they do anything, that way its simple and no one has any trouble.

Ah I see, well said Iuthia.

We are intruiged as to why Holy Panooly was targeted in the first place, even in a simulation

We are intruiged as to why Holy Panooly was targeted in the first place, even in a simulation

We are intruiged as to why Holy Panooly was targeted in the first place, even in a simulation

We want this chef to be brought to justice in OUR nation.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132639

A similar situation done by Doujin against Iuthia... clickie for lots of reading...

OOC: Oops, I speed read this line "500 Strategic Nuclear ICBMS"

But you get the idea, I felt it needed to be said because I'm arrogant and I like it.

YES he was capable of lauching 500 Strategic Nuclear ICBMS but he accidently lauched one missile.

OOC: Aww, Hirmania. The twice aggressor in two conflicts with Zwaza. I think there is a connection somewhere in all that mess. If not, we can make it look that way and really F--- up the story with some believable BS. After we declare "Hirmania's" evil intentions for HP, we form a coalition and invade. :roll:

Don't worry. That was only meant to make you squirm for no reason. I like mind games. :twisted:

OOC: Aww, Hirmania. The twice aggressor in two conflicts with Zwaza. I think there is a connection somewhere in all that mess. If not, we can make it look that way and really F--- up the story with some believable BS. After we declare "Hirmania's" evil intentions for HP, we form a coalition and invade. :roll:

Don't worry. That was only meant to make you squirm for no reason. I like mind games. :twisted:

What in the word Accident don't you UNDERSTAND?

But still, that IS a godmod - i launched 790 at my own nation (dont ask) - which wiped it out...