NationStates Jolt Archive


Missile Launch against Holy Panooly! (plz keep it serious!)

18-03-2004, 20:08
One day at the Hircon Missile Silo.

The chief of the silo walked down one day to check on a new missile launcher.

- How are you doing this far? Said the Chief.

- I'm fine, i'm waiting for the launch order from the President. We must upgrade these silos. said the young operator.

-Why?

- Because a code isn't needed to launch 500 Strategic Nuclear ICBMS-

- You're right.

The operator turned to the table and started to press buttons.

- I'm gonna show you a simulated missile lauch.

- No, wait. Are you sure you know what you're doing?

- Yes, they teached me that at ICBM's R' Us.

- What the heck is ICBM's R' US?

- A school for Missile Operators.

The Operator pressed the big red button.

The alarm screamed.

"30 seconds until lauch, random destination: 13, 567, 89 167 Eastern Longitude"

The operator freaked out.

- OH MY god nooo, i forgot to tell the computer that is was a simulation.

- Those coordinates are Holy Panooly!!! cancel the launch secuence.

- I can't!

- why?

- It's a locked system!

The Missile were launched and airborne.

The chief screamed and freaked out.

- Destroy it, destroy it!!!

- I can't, it's out of reach!!!

- I must call Holy Panooly, is there time for that? the chief wondered

- The missile hits in 15 minutes.

The chief freaked out again.

- It's a 1 hour drive to the nearest normal phone. I can't reach them with these damn hotlines.

- No you can't, and by the way. in 1 hour a city is vaporised. We can't do anything to stop it.

The chief took a seat and said.

- God be with them.
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