NationStates Jolt Archive

The Puppetman declared, fuming, "TEH *EVUL* BASTAGES of Teh Republic of EXPENDABLE NATION have STOLEN much of our BELOVED national animals, the humourless mods and our much revered currency, the Official Warning! They must be OMG stopped, and stopped NOW ROFL! So, we are now DECLARING OMG LOL WAR AT THEM! We'll let them CHOOSE OMG TEH WEAPONS AND TEH PLACE!!!! If they fail to do so, we'll OMG ATTACK THEM WITH TEH ROCKS!!! AND CRUSH THEM! ROFLLOLOMG!!!"

And thusly, the Expendable Puppet has declared WAR upon the Expendable Nation!

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS, EXPENDABLE NATION! CHOOSE WISELY, FOR THIS SHALL BE THE LAST CHOICE YOU'LL EVER MAKE!

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I NU3K Y0#!

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OMG OMG OMG Y!*S YS+CJ))S*Y(W@ 1

Stop hijacking, you OMG ROFL LOL HIJACKER! This is our WAR THREAD!

OMG I !ULK YER L@N%UA#E!

You ain't Expendable Nation! Stop, or I'll OMG n00kularize your butt0x and OMG GRODLOAD YOU TO DEAT!!!!

J0V C@N''t n00kl3r!ze me! I n00k y0z w!t 1 3b!llion n00ks!

d00d i n00kz0r all of t3h dumbi35!!! weth 47382742734 nukz0rz! B0000000000MMMMM the w0r1d g0 b000000000000m and w3 411 g37 4w4y in t3h supa space shipp

HA HA HA! I n00k YUZ W!T 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 n00ks! A#A!n!

The Federation notes your decision with interest. We eagerly await further developments. Excellent work so far!
-An unofficial spokesman for the High Council.

"You may fire when ready."

"Commence firing."

KABLOOIEY!

"All the hijackers have been eliminated, sir!"

"Good, let us continue on the OMG WAR AGAINST THE EXPENDABLE NATION!"