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Our Council of Wizards has determined that we have an overpopulation problem concerning our Mule Deer. The Council of Wizards have decided that the best way to aleviate this is to open trading negotaions with respectful nations. The Mule Deer are our National Animal, and therefore, protected from hunting. We do not wish to export them as a food source for others, but perhaps some arrangments can be made. We have found that they do make great pets and can be further domesticated to pull sleighs in the winter, or harnessed to pull plows for our farmers.

How's their fur? Could we sheer it for clothing?

It is many farmers in my country and we could certainly use a Mule of burden. How many are you willingly to sell us? We can pay you good and will treat the animals well.

How's their fur? Could we sheer it for clothing?
Their winter coats are often sheared here and the fur on the under-belly is especially fine and can be woven into the finest of sweaters.

It is many farmers in my country and we could certainly use a Mule of burden. How many are you willingly to sell us? We can pay you good and will treat the animals well.

Our Council of Wizards is looking into just how bad the overpopulation of our Mule Deer is. However, they are open to negotiations. What are you willing to trade or pay? And would you happen to know the current rate of exchange for Roe Bucks and your currency?

What type of drugs are you willing to trade for?

Due to our capitalist sense our native fauna of Tarts has been diminishing. We consider the Tarts as a delicacy but in remote areas they're also used for fun and entertainment.

Ours is a particularly strong economy with large automotive and basket weaving industries and would be willing to trade some of our products for a batch of Mules.

We await for your response.

Octo Puss E
Maxmium leader of Keol Mine

What type of drugs are you willing to trade for?

Our Council of Wizards wishs it to be known that we do not traffic in the drug trade. Although our citizens are allowed a free reign in that regsrd, we hold a very strict "Don't ask. Don't Tell. Don't get Caught" policy.

Our Council of Wizards will negotiate for other consumables or for monitary value.

We can give you goldcoins (our nations currency), we can also give you arms, automobiles, and food. Our friendship we will give you for free.

What type of drugs are you willing to trade for?

Our Council of Wizards wishs it to be known that we do not traffic in the drug trade. Although our citizens are allowed a free reign in that regsrd, we hold a very strict "Don't ask. Don't Tell. Don't get Caught" policy.

Our Council of Wizards will negotiate for other consumables or for monitary value.

Well our currency is backed by rare drugs, so to take Baxters in change for goods is to take drugs in change. That is ok, thank you for your time.

We can give you goldcoins (our nations currency), we can also give you arms, automobiles, and food. Our friendship we will give you for free.

Our Council of Wizards wishes to make a proposal.
It has been decided that 1500 Mule Deer may be safely removed from their habitat and not seriously harm our most treasured Animal. 1400 Males and 100 Females and fauns (each counted individually as we will not willingly sepperate a mother and child). In return, we ask for 750 of your goldcoins each or the equivalent in arms and automobiles.

Our Council of Wizards gratefully accepst the offer of your friendship and wishes to express their friendship towards the people and government of Erikiania.

You has just made a deal.
The gold will be put in cheasts and transported to your country. A hundred men will guard the ship agains pirates and when the ship reaches your shores it will transport the mules back to our country when the gold has been delivered. Three diplomats will stay in your country to negotiate new tradedeals.

1500 mules à 750 goldcoins a piece= 1 123 000 goldcoins.
In addition we will give you 40 new BMWs as a sign of good will.

We will like to buy 10,000.