NationStates Jolt Archive


I declare War on Al Anbar

16-03-2004, 05:27
His president is a killer named Saddam Hussein. It shall be war between us. we shall force you to a spider hole.

Launch sequence countdown on all 6 Trident subs with 288 warheads each.
Euroslavia
16-03-2004, 05:29
Don't even think about it. If I were Al Anbar, I'd just ignore you, but if he goes through with this, you won't make it out alive....
16-03-2004, 05:30
missiles launched, will hit in 5 minutes. If he doesn't respond by then, he is dead and can't do a thing. Saddam will soon die.
Iuthia
16-03-2004, 05:37
OOC: One day Homer, they will not ignore you and they will simply just invade your nation... assuming you don't GODMOD like you have done in the past you will be surely occupied until they have finished ravaging your land for what they need...

If you had a better reason people may help you... but it's clear your just itching for a fight with nations many times your own size...

sigh...


Wait a minute, I've just noticed your claim "If he doesn't respond by then, he is dead and can't do a thing." which alone (not concidering the impossibility of you having such weapons) is a GODMOD because people can't always respond if they have... I don't know, gone to bed or something...
16-03-2004, 05:40
OOC: What an idiot. All of this because Al Anbar has established a cellphone network. :lol: :lol:

From the cellphone thread:

I am angry with cell phones they cause too many accidents.
I am sending a pair of F-15E's with ASAT missiles from Ratheon to destroy the satelite.
Hattia
16-03-2004, 05:50
Lol, I don't much like cell phones either but... :)
Scellia
16-03-2004, 06:00
I'm willing to support Al Anbar on the mear fact that I don't like HS1987, with such a small number of missiles my ABM system is guarenteed to work. Plus I get to counterstrike as I see fit, which I always wanted some provocation to do.
Whittier
16-03-2004, 06:32
The 288 missiles that were launched by HS1987 have been obliterated in midair by Pandora's Box. (Whittier's space defense sattelite.)
Whittier has formally declared war on HS1987 for aggression against another nation.
Callisdrun
16-03-2004, 06:35
this attacker is quite an imbecile. any idiot knows that you don't go attacking a country many times your size, especially when there's no good reason
Soviet Haaregrad
16-03-2004, 06:36
HS1987 is a joke, just not a very funny one. I suggest ignores all around.
Wetland
16-03-2004, 08:17
'Aim the ignore cannon, mr. Suder.'
'And Fire.'
A big blue light rose up as HS1987 was completly ignored.
_Taiwan
16-03-2004, 08:21
Someone ought to actually take him seriously and conquer him.
The Psychoes
16-03-2004, 08:37
so... urhm.. yeh well HS1987 will you attack our regional master aswell because i am afraid he is also called saddam please don't shoot us we pray to you please don't...

*hey look at that blue light go, i have just witnessed a blue comet!!! Oh who shot the ignore cannon??? lol*
16-03-2004, 08:38
The United Socialist States of Radivostok is prepared to lend Al Anbar their newly developed Ignoromax! With its simple point and fire technology, it makes ignoring common household stains such as Homer Simpson1987 several times easier than standard ignore cannons. :D