NationStates Jolt Archive

Reuters. March 13, 2004. 8:56 p.m. CST
The nation of Homer Simpson1987 was attacked by Muslim extremist groups. Springfield, their capital has seen about 100,000 citizens die. This happened when a low yield nuclear bomb went off during the championship football game. The stadium, outside the city, was destroyed. Much of the city was untouched and radiation isn't as bad as feared.

Homer Simpson announced that they would seek out revenge on their enemies in the Middle East. Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia had threatened to do harm to the Republic of Homer Simpson1987. It is believed that they were behind the attack. The American CIA and British SIS have concurred with this conclusion. The republic is calling for an all out war against these terrorist powers and an end to terrorism.

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OCC:
I am sending 200 F-35 JSF fighters. to attack Egypt. In order to teach the terrorists a lesson, mosques and neighborhoods were bombed. We also hit military and government buildings. We send F-16 Falcons to drop cluster munitions on the rallies celebrating the attacks. Civilian casualties are high. The Republic of Homer Simpson doesn't care, all gloves are off in this war.

To show our resolve and demoralize the Muslim terrorists, we used an Ohio class Sub to launch a 100Kt nuclear warhead at Mecca. It exploded successfully.

We have yet to calculate the damage from our 1st attack wave. More will come soon.

OCC: My citizens are happy for the revenge attacks. More are being called for. We will follow the will of our people.

The estimated deaths in Cairo are 25,000 civilians and that is just the beginning. In Mecca there are 350,000 dead. The Kaaba has been destroyed.

We are now constantly using our 5 Nimitz carriers to fly 350 strike aircraft against Iran, Egypt, Syria, and Saudi Arabia. We have 900 F-35's we bought from Northrop Grumman. They are attacking to. We are using 100 for defense of our island nation. We are attacking 24/7. Air defense was destroyed. For the time it is only conventional and fire-bombing. Our fleet of 28 Burke class DDG's and 15 Ticonderoga class cruisers are launching cruise missiles. We have 5 of our Seawolf class subs and 10 los Angeles class subs firing missiles. Our goal is to soften defenses for an upcoming attack. We are also trying to kill civilians in population centers. We will teach people to never mess with the Republic of Homer Simpson1987.

are there comments of support, condemnation, or counterattacks

We one are not happy that you must stoop down to the level of them by killing innocents one this not get you anywhere homer.Also we would help but just please refrain from attacking civilians.We will send in forces in saudi arabia if you we can nuke any one of these countrys.

OCC; We accept the aid of Eriopia. We will send our 11,000 M1A2 Main Battle Tanks, 1,000 bradleys, and 250,000 infantry troops with a variety of weapons. The invasion has begun. Saudi Arabia 1st. We are following the will of the people and killing the civilians (99.8% of whom supported the attacks). No one will mess with our nation. Few casualties reported from our side. Nukes are ready to launch if the enemy attacks our home again.

What about the NS states that occuppy Saudi Araba :roll:

I think some very powerful players own the land there, it would be advisable to check on the RL claims board.

Edit: Typos

OCC: Our troops are slowly taking out the enemies. A few million have been killed. I will target everyone civilian or soldier. They are all equal targets. No one will mess with my nation ever again.

Guess I better help the underdogs eh...

This should be interesting.


IC:

The Freethinker government has sent the first battlegroup to the waters off the Egyptian coast.

This comprises the battleship Leviathan and its escorts, two supply ships, and two aircraft carriers with a total of 110 strike aircraft between them.


OOC: All godmod claims will be ignored.

You have our support for now.

500 F-35 JSF (stealth) are launched from land bases. Without warning they all fire Harpoon missiles. (4 each) With 2,000 missiles in the air about 3.5 minutes flight time from the fleet the enemy ships all sink. Ultra quiet Seawolf class subs come and make sure nothing is left. No survivors are rescued. All ships sunk. 400 JSF planes on standbye for possible scrambele. 200 F-22 Raptor Air Superiority Stealth Fighters splash enemies with Aim 7D Sparrow missiles from a range of 45 miles. All enemies splashed for the loss of 17 Raptors.

My 5 CVBGs are unmoved. Their aircraft are yet to launch in a full strike. my AWACS and fighters are flying BARCAP.

I have sent 50 F-111 Vark fighter/bombers to attack the Freethinker's AA sites with HARMs. 100 JSF follow to bomb military installations and a crowded stadium. We urge that Freethinkers stop interfereing and siding with the terrorists who nuke me. We will cease hostilities with Freethinkers if they pull out of the Mid-East. For now, they have to explain the loss of a battleship, escorts, and 2 carriers, plus the bombings.

500 F-35 JSF (stealth) are launched from land bases. Without warning they all fire Harpoon missiles. (4 each) With 2,000 missiles in the air about 3.5 minutes flight time from the fleet the enemy ships all sink. Ultra quiet Seawolf class subs come and make sure nothing is left. No survivors are rescued. All ships sunk. 400 JSF planes on standbye for possible scrambele. 200 F-22 Raptor Air Superiority Stealth Fighters splash enemies with Aim 7D Sparrow missiles from a range of 45 miles. All enemies splashed for the loss of 17 Raptors.


OOC: Do you actually RP like this?

Do you even know what all these abbreiviations mean?

Do you even have a clue about the basics of actual warfare?

OOC:

Homer Simpson if you keep with the godmod and posting enemy casualties prepare to meet the ignore cannon!

I guess I killed your Navy and attacked your home. If you cease supporting terrorists now, I won't nuke you. I give you 16 hours.

fine, come up with your own casualties, but remember I outnumber you on this battlefield. almost 10:1 in the air, which attacks sea

fine, come up with your own casualties, but remember I outnumber you on this battlefield. almost 10:1 in the air, which attacks sea.

OOC:

A) you dont have nukes. No, you dont. No one, nothing, absolute sod all.

B) Learn what Godmodding is.

C) Even if you did decide to attack me, you would be crushed by a war machine five times larger than yours.

D) Learn to RP. Properly.

E) Soddit. I cant be bothered RP with someone who has no clue about actual warfare. Consider my involvement non-existence.

I have to go to bed, but what is your casualty situation with 2000 missiles and 3.5 minutes?

OOC:

32 million pop is what you have, I really don't think you could support all those aircrafts and the carries to hold them, ergo I am firing my ignore cannon at you until you shape up.

(This is your country [look down])

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