15-03-2004, 01:54
Reuters. March 13, 2004. 8:56 p.m. CST
The nation of Homer Simpson1987 was attacked by Muslim extremist groups. Springfield, their capital has seen about 100,000 citizens die. This happened when a low yield nuclear bomb went off during the championship football game. The stadium, outside the city, was destroyed. Much of the city was untouched and radiation isn't as bad as feared.
Homer Simpson announced that they would seek out revenge on their enemies in the Middle East. Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia had threatened to do harm to the Republic of Homer Simpson1987. It is believed that they were behind the attack. The American CIA and British SIS have concurred with this conclusion. The republic is calling for an all out war against these terrorist powers and an end to terrorism.
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The nation of Homer Simpson1987 was attacked by Muslim extremist groups. Springfield, their capital has seen about 100,000 citizens die. This happened when a low yield nuclear bomb went off during the championship football game. The stadium, outside the city, was destroyed. Much of the city was untouched and radiation isn't as bad as feared.
Homer Simpson announced that they would seek out revenge on their enemies in the Middle East. Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia had threatened to do harm to the Republic of Homer Simpson1987. It is believed that they were behind the attack. The American CIA and British SIS have concurred with this conclusion. The republic is calling for an all out war against these terrorist powers and an end to terrorism.
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