14-03-2004, 18:10
Recently a number of beings from other dimensions chose to pop into existance in our nation. None of them had passports.
So, this is a reminder to all who care to listen, please carry your passport at all times. Our officials are running out of books, paper, pens and ink.
If you do not have your passport you will be sent to the Cheif Immigration office, where a surley and very ugly (even by Goblin standards) secretary will glare at you and stall you for several hours. After several hours you will be let in, sign several thosand forms, have your picture taken, and receive your passport in five to six years. During this waiting period you will be held in a 4x4x4 cage in a town square somewhere.
If you have your passport you will be allowed to visit the many interesting sights of the Half-Moon kingdom, including the Gaslight Swamp, a few caves and the occasional exploding Goblin.
Travel Advisory:
Due to the current situation the Half-Moon Immigration and Tourist Authority has issued this statement:
The symptoms of a Time/Space Movement:
Disorientation
Nausia
Dizzyness
Explosion
Implosion
Finding that your civilization has been replaced by small but effecient robots
Becoming your own father/mother
Sudden changes of gender
Things with more heads than legs popping into existance
What to do if you are caught in a Time/Space anomoly:
Contact the relevant authorities. You will be reasembled and moved to an out of the way location while your family is contacted.
This has been a Goblin Service Announcement.
You can most likely figure out which part of this is 'true' and whats not
OOC:
Goblin Factoid for the day:
Many Goblins believe they invented the rock, the best weapon ever.
So, this is a reminder to all who care to listen, please carry your passport at all times. Our officials are running out of books, paper, pens and ink.
If you do not have your passport you will be sent to the Cheif Immigration office, where a surley and very ugly (even by Goblin standards) secretary will glare at you and stall you for several hours. After several hours you will be let in, sign several thosand forms, have your picture taken, and receive your passport in five to six years. During this waiting period you will be held in a 4x4x4 cage in a town square somewhere.
If you have your passport you will be allowed to visit the many interesting sights of the Half-Moon kingdom, including the Gaslight Swamp, a few caves and the occasional exploding Goblin.
Travel Advisory:
Due to the current situation the Half-Moon Immigration and Tourist Authority has issued this statement:
The symptoms of a Time/Space Movement:
Disorientation
Nausia
Dizzyness
Explosion
Implosion
Finding that your civilization has been replaced by small but effecient robots
Becoming your own father/mother
Sudden changes of gender
Things with more heads than legs popping into existance
What to do if you are caught in a Time/Space anomoly:
Contact the relevant authorities. You will be reasembled and moved to an out of the way location while your family is contacted.
This has been a Goblin Service Announcement.
You can most likely figure out which part of this is 'true' and whats not
OOC:
Goblin Factoid for the day:
Many Goblins believe they invented the rock, the best weapon ever.