I DECLARE WAR ON THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!
I am a sychotic new country, and every single person in this country devotes their entire lives to making hydrogen bombs; all 5 million of them.
So, I have an excess of nuclear warheads. Oh whatever shall I do?
I HAVE AN IDEA! I AM GOING TO BOMB THE ENTIRE WORLD!
I even know what country I shall bomb first, because that country just blows that much!
The Armed Republic of Cloud City is going to get nuked like a mother fucker; and every other country in the ENTIRE WORLD is next!!
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Germanische Zustande
14-03-2004, 10:58
what about other planets?
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANOTHER PLANET! I WILL BLOW UP ALL THOSE FUCKERS ALSO.
YOU ALL ARE SUCH FUCKING DORKS IT IS INSANE. DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR MISERABLE AND MUNDANE LIVES THEN DO SOMETHING WITH SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T MATTER?
O MY GOD, FIVE STARSHIP TROOPS WERE KILLED BY A NON-EXISTANT ENEMY ATTACK! FUCK!!!! WHATEVER SHALL I FUCKING DO???
I HAVE AN IDEA; WHY DON'T I CALL ON ALL MY FUCKING DORKISH FRIENDS WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR MISERABLE LIVES THAN SIT HERE WAITING FOR MY POST AND CRY FOR HELP TO COME HELP ME DEFEAT THE INVISIBLE ARMY WITH THEIR TROOPS THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
Did ya mom have problems giving birth to you? sounds like it....
It's a game. If it's so idiotic, go away. We enjoy experiencing situations of politics and war where our actual safety isn't threatened.
what about cockroaches, they can survive nuclear blasts and being trodden on....
Did you see what he did there?
He set up a nation, posted on here telling us how he was going to kill us all- just to show us what sad bastards we are for role playing.
Isn't that extradonarily clever! Heck- I'm off to do something productive with my time. Just like him!
The Scarecrows
14-03-2004, 12:34
Hmmm.
Thyrium...
That's how he could destroy you all.
I doubt it however.
Lessr Tsurani
14-03-2004, 12:41
I am only playing this cause I can't go anywhere without my pearants cause I live in the middle of nowhere. PERTH!!! It is immpossible to get to my freinds house without my dad driveing me he vary rarely dose.
Midlonia
14-03-2004, 12:44
I am only playing this cause I can't go anywhere without my pearants cause I live in the middle of nowhere. PERTH!!! It is immpossible to get to my freinds house without my dad driveing me he vary rarely dose.
i second that, in my town there is sweet FA to do
:x I hate stupid n00bs!!
(i'ma puppet of greater being)
Mapalgetia
14-03-2004, 13:30
But you admit that you're playing it, thereby making you a
f--- DORK also.