NationStates Jolt Archive

I want to attack any who oppose me,and if and when they do be prepared to lose I have a conglomerate of very good allies - the all-powerful, man-eating nation of Dragnarius; the terrible government of Les Rue Scribes is on my side, and the Lady Denea, the finest Queen in D'Hara's history, is one of my closest friends.

ALL must fear me!
Bwahahahaaaaaa





just joking! come check out my nation CrazeeChicken! :D :o :) :? :shock:

Welcome to the World, CC.

Be nice to other nations especially ones older than you...the result is death...

-OOC-

Nice bait and switch.

It'll be interesting to see how you RP.


Welcome to the world. ^_^

Ph34r t3h l33t n4t10n5!!!1!111!!!

Behave and you'll get along fine. Read the rules and don't godmod.

To:AfrikaZkorps
be nice to me or else i'll send in raids of chikens to take over your land.

P.S.They don't call me crazy for nothin'.

Some advice:

1) Read a few different threads to see what is and what is NOT allowable. Rules do govern here. Check the stickies.

2) Learn what Godmodding is quickly. First impressions matter.

3) Don't pick on bigger nations. Ever. Same goes for starting wars.

Be a good, sporting RPer. Try firstly a war game exercise or diplomatic RP to get some experience.

Have fun. And remember we have Ritalin if need be...

To,
SigmaOctavus Thanks for the info see my nation.You can join if you want to.

I think we should all be nmice to each other...

I still need RP training and I've been here for about 3 weeks...*crys* any good ones?

Be nice to other nations especially ones older than you...the result is death...

Only if you insult a nation that is too war like and unstable...

Simple advise for everyone. Wait until you bother with wars... trust me on this, when you go to war alot of nation take notice and ask "Why?" if you can't answer it good enough they may choose to help the otherside.

Otherwise watch out for the armies of allies everyone has... I don't think anyone truely knows how many allies Iuthia has... I am in good relations with alot of nations, and I'm in excellent relations with larger ones closer to my size.


Most nations will not bother you unless:

> You openly support terrorism

> You are openly agressive towards them (insults don't count here).

> You do terrible things to your nation (genocide, slavery, banning popular religions)

> You are imperialistic or otherwise quick to go to war.

If your nation is relatively peaceful and polite you will find nations like myself (but not always me cause I jump in out of interest mostly, not good will) are willing to help you against an agressive invade.

If your nation has anoyed me I will likely stand back and let nations plunder you... unless they are being really nasty about it or using WMD.

If your nation threatens me you will find yourself generally ignored until you try and make good on your threats... in which case I would declaw you for some time to come and make sure you don't have a military until I can trust you.


As for the idea of being nice to bigger nations? Well, if you are not openly doing anything to them, just insulting them then they shouldn't attack you... not that this stops all nations from attacking you anyways... if they attack without good reason (hint: being insulted isn't good reason) then some nations may be willing to help you.

I sure as hell may... I'm tired of nations being invaded because of insults... Communist Liousiana is getting a very bad rep with my allies because I'm making a point of getting him listed as a untrust worthy nation.

So be careful, and pay attention to what I've just said, it may save your nation.

"Only if you insult a nation that is too war like and unstable... "
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*raises hand,
yells "woo , me, pick me"*

Hey, Crazee Chicken, being an old and semi-respected nation, I will offer you my services. If you align yourself with me and follow some orders, I will protect your nation from attack, enter any wars you get involved in on your side, and give you access to some of our most advanced technologies, among them, the feared nation-killing T-1...

OOC: Hey Bonstock, long time no see.

the all-powerful, man-eating nation of Dragnarius

So they eat people there?

OOC: Hey Bonstock, long time no see.

the all-powerful, man-eating nation of Dragnarius

So they eat people there?
ooc: Hello, _Taiwan. Anything new in East Asia that I should know about?

OOC: Nothing at all. I'm so bored.

*Raises hand, yells "Woo, me, pick me"*

Hm... yes well if it wasn't for the fact I like to make a good impression on nations that try to be respectful I may not have left you off the black list...

You were probably the only nation that got out of the whole Liom mess that didn't get a huge condemnation from me and I'd personally be glad that Iuthia prefers diplomacy from exspensive action.

Should I find wars in the future that are started for crappy reasons I may just plant a huge navy outside of the defending nation and make damn sure people just talk. I'm tired of wars starting becuase some [insert government here] didn't like his pissant nation being mocked a little.

If I went to war over insults I would have been in alot more wars by now.

OOC: Nothing at all. I'm so bored.

ooc: I have the sudden urge to invade something... but I'll wait until I have more time...

I want to attack any who oppose me,and if and when they do be prepared to lose I have a conglomerate of very good allies - the all-powerful, man-eating nation of Dragnarius; the terrible government of Les Rue Scribes is on my side, and the Lady Denea, the finest Queen in D'Hara's history, is one of my closest friends.

ALL must fear me!
Bwahahahaaaaaa





just joking! come check out my nation CrazeeChicken! :D :o :) :? :shock:

poor little nation.do not incite war because at your size,conflicts tend to be short-lived.Take it from me.when I first started out I declared war on a moderator nation.to say the least,I barely got away with it.

*Raises hand, yells "Woo, me, pick me"*

Hm... yes well if it wasn't for the fact I like to make a good impression on nations that try to be respectful I may not have left you off the black list...

You were probably the only nation that got out of the whole Liom mess that didn't get a huge condemnation from me and I'd personally be glad that Iuthia prefers diplomacy from exspensive action.

Should I find wars in the future that are started for crappy reasons I may just plant a huge navy outside of the defending nation and make damn sure people just talk. I'm tired of wars starting becuase some [insert government here] didn't like his pissant nation being mocked a little.

If I went to war over insults I would have been in alot more wars by now.

Now, I feel stupid.... :(


"You were probably the only nation that got out of the whole Liom mess that didn't get a huge condemnation from me and I'd personally be glad that Iuthia prefers diplomacy from exspensive action."
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How did I do that? Just wondering...

The hint is in the first line... I like nations that are respectful and are prepared to listen. Even if you didn't agree at least you listened.