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Glatannian Storefront - Just Updated

Glatannia
14-03-2004, 03:18
Welcome to the Glatannian Storefront.
NEWS: We're back in business! New items will be added soon.
Do your own math please.


Military:

Military Humvee
http://www.remotecontrolhobbies.com/military_humvee.jpg
Description - Standard military humvee. X-tra large wheels and bumpers.
Price - $80,000 per humvee

M548A1 tracked cargo carrier
http://www.usarc.army.mil/88thRSC/other_units/history_museum/collection_images/M548.jpg
Description - This supply vehicle is based on the same chassis as the M113 family of armored personnel carriers. This unit is unarmored and it's mission was to supply artillery units with ammunition. The large rear door provides easy loading of material. The tracked chassis provides the ultimate cross country and amphibious capabilities. It is operated by a driver and an assistant.
Cost - $50,000 per vehicle

Military Ambulance
http://www.afsouth.nato.int/operations/skopje/images/TFH%200014.jpg
Description - Just an ordinary military ambulance. This model is commonly used in Netherlands.
Cost - $50,000 per vehicle

M24 Chaffe
http://www.minot.k12.nd.us/cats2002/military/m24_3.jpg
Description - Lightweight tank. Highly affordable.
Cost - $1,000,000 per tank

Remote Controlled Tank
http://www.army-technology.com/projects/sabra/images/sabra1.jpg
Description - Glatannia's latest development! Have a man controlling the tank from up to 1000 miles away. Best of all no loss of life! For you at least, cant say the same for your opponent... :wink:
Cost - $50,000,000 per tank

Turbo Transport
http://www.ritual.com/cz/images/gallery/vehicles/thumbs/apc.jpg
Description - A new type of transport first used during the Dyne Village Crisis where large amounts of infantry needed to be transported in a very short amount of time. These land transports are unarmed and can only hold up to a dozen men but it is very efficient. In a matter of a few seconds, a few men can hop on and start rolling. These babies can reach 250 mph.
Cost - $200,000 per vehicle


Air Force:

Remote Controlled Plane
http://www.iawings.com/images/photos/210-310/war3.jpg
Description - Glatannia's latest development! Have a man controlling the plane from up to 1000 miles away. Best of all no loss of life! For you at least, cant say the same for your opponent... :wink:
Cost - $200,000,000 per plane

Navy:

Dock Landing Ship
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Description - These ships transport and launch craft with their crews and other personnel in amphibious assault operations. Deploys amphbious armored vehicles into hostile lands. Each ship carries 22 officers, 391 enlisted personnel and between 400 and 500 Marines.
Cost - $500,000,000 per ship

Yamato Battleship
http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/h73000/h73092.jpg
Description - Largest battleship ever built. 460mm battery guns fire 1460kg army piercing shells. Can only build fifty per NS year.
Cost - $5 billion each

Guns:

81mm Mortar
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/artillery/mortars/soltam_81mm/81mm.jpg
Description - The barrel comprises of tube made from high quality alloyed steel screwed to the breech piece, which fits into a socket in the baseplate. The breech piece carries a fixed firing pin withrawable by a safety lever. The split-barrel Mortar is intended for greater mobility when being carried on foot or in light vehicles, though the penalty for the reduced bulk is a small increase in weight because of the screw collar in the middle of the barrel.
Cost - $5,000 per mortar

Other:

Glatannian Wolf Jerky
http://www.thompsonsmokehouse.com/images/beef%20jerky%20pic-index.1.jpg
Description- Dried wolf meat that is very common in Glatannia. It can last a long time, you dont have to worry about it spoiling. It alsos enhances a soldiers strenghth as well as his morale.
Price- These tasty treats only cost $3 per bag

Pen Bombs
http://www.lutheransforlife.org/Catalog/Catalog%20Images/Pen.jpg

Description - It may look like some lame church pomoting pen but its actually a high tech weapon. Its crammed with explosives and other things. One click will detonate the pen with the force of a wrecking ball. Two clicks performed within a half second of one another will spray toxic gas out of the tip. This is perfect for spies and terrorists.
Price - $1000 per pen

Cell Phone Guns
http://www.staysafestreets.com/tips/tip17_files/image008.jpg

Description - The top part of the cell phone gun has 4 barrels capable of shooting 4 .22 short cal. rounds - the forth barrel disguised as an antenna. The weapon is cocked using a bar located in the lower half of the device. After the gun is cocked, four of the buttons will function as triggers. The phone-gun comes with a black leather case and metal belt clip allowing this secret firearm to be worn anywhere in public.
Cost - $1000 per cell phone

Animals:

Respect the animals and they will respect you back!

Armored Orca
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Description - Killer whales bred in a saltwater lake on Apallo Island, in Glatannia Bay. Small, waterproof video cameras attached that allows owner to view where the orca is. The orca is covered in battle armor and has a small torpedo launcher on its back that can fire up to five shots. Using its sonar, these can be a very valuable weapon. Make great escorts for transports. They are also trained not to go to deep, or else the water pressure would break the camera.
Cost - $250,000 each, only 50 can be shipped out per NS year. (Very limited stock.)

Spy Eagle
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Description - Eagles that can be used to scout enemy territory. A video camera attached to neck to provide a view of the area.
Cost - $25,000 each

Attack Dog
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Description - These wolf hybrids are tough. While they can't attack vehicles, air or sea units, they shred up infantry quite well. They are a small target, so they're hard to kill.
Cost - $25,000

Discounts:
- 25% to anyone who spends $1,000,000,000 or more at my storefront.
- 50% to anyone in my region.
- 60% to anyone helping my region fight in our war.

Soon to come: Space stuff
Hard Rock Beyond
14-03-2004, 18:25
Ok peoples this guy odviosly dont know what hez selling... those HmmVees are overpriced, have gigantic hugeass tires that can im-mobilize the vehicle with one or two shots, the 'Wolf Jerky' is really beef jerky that is overpriced... just think about it, if a hmmvee is all steel, why add hugeass bumpers??? dont buy, especially if you like the UN!!!
Dregruk
14-03-2004, 18:28
One has to ask oneself; how many storefronts are there going to be?
14-03-2004, 21:16
Hey matt i want to buy

1000 pen bombs

p.s i will help you fight the gay sonic guy
Glatannia
15-03-2004, 02:26
Thank you..order confirmed. They will be shipped immdeiately.
Doujin
15-03-2004, 02:28
refrain from calling people gay, please :)

And Hard Rock, considering civilian hummers cost 90,000$+ ...
The Conquer
15-03-2004, 02:31
I would like to buy:

10000 penbombs

Money will be wired upon conformation.
Glatannia
15-03-2004, 02:32
Wow these pen bombs are sellin like hotcakes. Order confirmed.
Nimzonia
15-03-2004, 03:49
I think those pictures need to be considerably smaller.
Glatannia
15-03-2004, 12:06
How do u make em smaller?
Glatannia
16-03-2004, 02:33
I always wanted to do this: BUMP
Glatannia
17-03-2004, 02:55
babump
Glatannia
18-03-2004, 02:43
/sigh/ bump
DeMo_MaN
18-03-2004, 04:44
20 remote control tanks- 500,000,000
1,000 pens 1,000,000
1,000 cell phones 1,000,000
10 ambulances 500,000

total is 562,500,000 (discount is included which is 50%)

money wired upon conformation
DeMo_MaN
18-03-2004, 04:45
20 remote control tanks- 500,000,000
1,000 pens 1,000,000
1,000 cell phones 1,000,000
10 ambulances 500,000

total is 502,500,000 (discount is included which is 50%)

money wired upon conformation
DeMo_MaN
18-03-2004, 22:08
20 remote control tanks- 500,000,000
1,000 Pens 500,000
10 Abulances 250,000

total is 500,750,000
Glatannia
19-03-2004, 02:47
Order Confirmed! Thank you for shopping at Glatannia's storefront.
Segasaturn
19-03-2004, 03:24
We want to buy 300 Lightweight Tanks and 600 pens.

OOC: I need someone to estimate the complete price before i can
pay.
Glatannia
20-03-2004, 04:15
Order Confirmed! Thank you for shopping at Glatannia's storefront.
The Conquer
20-03-2004, 04:34
I would like to buy:

20 Dock Landing Ships
+65 % discount

Money will be wired upon conformation.
Glatannia
20-03-2004, 04:37
Order confirmed, its always a pleasure to serve an ally!
Glatannia
20-03-2004, 18:27
bumpity bumpity bump bump bump
Glatannia
22-03-2004, 02:43
/sigh/ BUMP
Glatannia
23-03-2004, 02:31
bump x100
Glatannia
28-04-2004, 03:45
BUMP
Glatannia
04-09-2004, 15:34
Yay! The storefront is back up! Shop to your heart's content, more will be coming soon!
The Conquer
05-09-2004, 03:10
I would like to buy:

2000 Military Ambulances

5 Remote Controlled Tanks

25 Remote Controlled Planes

100 Yamato Battleships, its been awhile since someone brought one!

10000 81mm Mortars

1 million Glatannian Wolf Jerkies

10000 Cell Phone Guns

10000 Pen Bombs

and your money is wired upon conformation.
Glatannia
05-09-2004, 03:17
Thanks for shopping here. Your order has been confirmed and the funds have been received. The first 50 Yamato Battleships will arrive in one NS year, the next 50 will arrive the day after.
Glatannia
09-09-2004, 02:07
BuMP
Glatannia
12-09-2004, 19:22
New transports now in stock!