NationStates Jolt Archive

In the lost luggage area of our new airport was found a suitcase with a microwave broadcaster and code books in the language of Ardair. The police are investigating this as we speak.
Since we just regained our freedom after many years of colonialism we are not sure how long the suitcase has been there.
Clues indicate thay have been there since about the same time as we gained our freedom. So a diplomatic letter has been sent to the Empire of Ardair for any information they could offer.

Our information services will keep you up to date on anything we find out.
Justice Samual Bennett
Information Justice esq.

"The Nation of THUG-THUG may rest assured the Holy Mekantan Empire is free of blame."

"Unless, of course, you have found a small mechanical insect. In which case... Somebody else did it..."

The AI seems shifty-eyed, despite the fact that its eyes cannot be seen from behind the visor on its head...

The lack of responce by Ardair upsets us.
But all is ok. We found it was equipment left over from an industrial espionage action on the part of Ardairs industry. They were here trying to find the secret ingrdient to our Coke product, Thug coke, as theirs taste like old pond water on a good day.
The security was so good most of the agents fled in fear leaving their equiptment for us to study and reproduce.
We know this because one of our sexy ladies convinced one of the agents to switch sides. He has been living in a sea side shack for two months as her partner. He just came forward when he heard on the radio of the find .We would like to thank Ardair for the wonderful gear and code books. They have already helped us gain much new information on Ardairs industrial capacity. or lack of it.

Justice Samual Bennett
Information Justice esq.

We would also like to welcome a new citizen, by council order, to our free nation. Say hello to Barry Harrelson the next time you see him on the beach with Suasa his "friend".