NationStates Jolt Archive


READ THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atlantic Quays
13-03-2004, 19:18
ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING IN A REGION WITH TENS OF THOUSANDS OF NATIONS, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE'S NAME? ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING IN A REGION ALL ALONE, WITH NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO? ARE YOU JUST BORED OF NATIONSTATES, AND WANT TO MIX THINGS UP A BIT?

IF YOU SAID YES TO ANY OF THESE THINGS, I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOU. MOVE TO THE East Coast, TODAY. WE CURRENTLY HAVE ONLY SEVEN NATIONS, FIVE OF WHICH ARE UN MEMBERS, BUT OTHERS ARE FLOCKING TO THE REGION, AND ALMOST EVERYONE IS ON EVERY DAY. THERE IS ALWAYS A FRIENDLY, HUMOROUS ATMOSPHERE IN THE East Coast. WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW NATIONS, OLD NATIONS, BLUE NATIONS, AND BOLD NATIONS. WE ARE ESPECIALLY INTERESTED IN ACQUIRING UN MEMBERS, TO GAIN MORE POWER AND VOICE FOR THE East Coast, IN THE UNITED NATIONS, AND IN NATION STATES IN GENERAL. SOON WE'LL BE BIGGER THAN THE SOUTH PACIFIC, SO JOIN THE East Coast NOW, AND JOIN THE CRAZE! EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT. IF YOU'RE FEELING BOLD, YOU CAN EVEN TRY TO OVERTHROW OUR CURRENT UN DELEGATE, WHOSE POPULARITY IS WEAKENING, AND IS CURRENTLY HOLDING POWER WITH ONLY ONE ENDORSEMENT.

BY THE WAY, THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM ATLANTIC QUAYS, THE CURRENT UN DELEGATE FOR THE East Coast. IF YOU WANT MY JOB, THEN JOIN OUR REGION. I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doujin
13-03-2004, 19:19
Idiot
Axis Nova
13-03-2004, 19:26
(Sorry, mods, but I just couldn't resist :oops: )


Official Forum Flame: Edition 1.0
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Dear: Atlantic Quays
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] Cheesehead
[X] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[X] Person who failed second grade English
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[ ] Troll
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a nudity thread (anime or otherwise).
[ ] You posted a "OMFG Y IS TIS BORD STIL HER ?!1!1!" thread.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[X] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[X] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You don't know anything
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[X] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread.
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You corrected me.
[X] You posted something completely irrelevant and worthless.
[ ] You posted a "999~=1" thread.
[ ] Other:

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[ ] Be my dog's love slave
[ ] Be your own love slave
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Jump off a roof
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a motorway
[ ] Stop being a troll
[ ] Other:

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Get an elementary school education
[X] Die
[ ] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[X] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online(tm)
[ ] Please cleanse the gene pool of your filth.
[ ] Stop drinking the haterade
[ ] Other:
[ ] All of the above

Have a nice day. :D

Axis Nova Sarcasm Department