NationStates Jolt Archive

Due to Matich's sudden take over of the hot, Jarridian, pink tacos, Jarridia has responded with this:

Since Matich will not return what is rightfully ours, we have no choice, war is inevitable. We are mobilizing for a swift attack against him. If he does not stand down, and return the pink tacos, we will invade! I am activating all troops in ViZion, and massing them along the borders. Along with:

2,500,000 Infantry
500,000 Marines
70 Modern Armor Divisions (10 ea.)

80 F-14
80 F-15
75 F-22
60 Drones
65 B-2 Stealths
35 B-52

4 Carriers
25 Battleships
25 Cruisers
25 Destroyers
35 Submarines
20 AEGIS Cruisers

Matich! Your time has come, give them back or else!

All of our forces are at DEFCON1 this means war. We will defend the hot pink tacos we took from Jarridia. As we speak the following planes are taking off to bomb Jarridias capital:

2,400 F22s
1,200 F35s
600 A10s
300 F117s
300 B52s
300 B1s
300 B2s

6 CBGs,24 Virginia SSNs,12 Seawolf SSNs,and 10 AAGs are heading towards Jarridia they are going to sink the Jarridian Fleet and blockade the nation.

The HEN Valiant has been sent to observe the conflict. It will be broadcasting several neutrality signals in various languages and codes.

The Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire defends Jarridia's right to reclaim their stolen hot pink tacos and We also support Matich's desire to acquire hot pink tacos. We shall send the HNS Resolute to observe the conflict in a purely neutral role.

We will assist Jarridia on this, those were his hot spicy pink tacos.

We will be sending in the Terronian Guard Army, Terronian Poeples Army, Terronian Royal AF and the Invincable Aegir Naval Fleet.

We will assist our allie Jarridia to our fillest. We will reclaim the tacos.

The Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire has diplomatic relations and embassies with both parties envolved. Perhaps both sides can come together on Hamptonshire soil, share a meal, talk about hot pink tacos and avoid this little messy war.

We would be willing to talk. But if Matich thinks he can just get away with things like this....he's wrong, very wrong!

"We propose a meeting of the heads of state/government of all nations envolved aboard the HNS Resolute or in Hamptonshire City."

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Grand Duke Reginald Leopold I

Agreed. We shall meet wherever you deem necessary as a neutral party.

OOC: we will have to wait until matich comes back in the morning for his opinion.

OCC: Of course. I won't be back on for about 12 hours from the time of this post, or 4:00 pm in the time zone the posts' time is set to.

~Fort Masonal, ViZion~

In the early shine of morning, the Jarridian troops based in ViZion begin to make their quick, decisive movement towards the border with Matich.

"General, do we have the order to begin invasion? My men are ready."

"Not yet, as I understand it, the Hamptonshire is trying to mediate the situation." states General Leroy Watson

"I see, what will you have us do?"

"Just keep a strong look out for any suspicious movement, this war may come whether we want it to or not." sighs the general.

The troops amass along the borderlines, awaiting their orders, the Modern Armor Divisions already within ViZion are also called up and wait with the Infantry. More of the military should arrive this (NS) afternoon.


~Shelbin, Jarridia~

The president sits, looking out the bay window in his office, watching the busy streets, when suddenly the Secretary of Foreign Affairs and Defense enter.

"Mr. President! We must make quick decisions if we plan to win." yells Mary Pramms the SFA.

"I agree, Mr. President. Although we are going to meet with Matich this afternoon, we still need to continue moving forces into the region in case discussions fail. We will not stand for such insolence." says Edward Halt the SD.

"I understand, we must do whatever it takes to get what he has taken back. The fact that he would go against our alliance and do this is quite worriesome." sighs the president

"That it truly is, but sometimes things happen, we must not be discouraged," said Mary.....Edward agreed.

"Yes, we must remain in high spirits, let us go to the congress and I will make my statements." smiled the president.

The three officials left the office and went to the Capitol building.


~Breaking News~

We have recieved word of a sudden military build-up by our nation. There is no word of what its for, where they are going, or who its against, but it seems we are gearing for war. We will keep you posted as more information is found.

The Commonwealth Navy has deployed the CNS John Proctor CVNCBG to the area to support Jarridia along with the CNS Ommaney Bay CVNECGB.

The dracun imperium supports it ally Matich. although severly tied up it will deploy all avaible forces to Matich with Matich perrmision of course.

2 tidal battleships
2 storm carriers(one with helicopter the other with fighters)
2 missle frigates
20,000 infantry
4000 dracun dragons(marines)
1000 dracun elite
200 barren rollout tanks.

although smaller we advise Jarridia to stand down or face dracun and Matich!

How can you even begin to tell me to stand down? He stole from us! We don't want war. If he would give us back what is rightfully ours then this whole thing will be over. We will not give in to extortion!


-President of Jarridia

*bump*

We will help Matich level these idiot n00bs if the war continues.

We will help Matich level these idiot n00bs if the war continues.

OOC: I'll level you with my foot! Watch out for when you call someone an idiot. :x


IC: We will not give in to your feeble demands. If Matich will simply return what he stole, then we can move on.

OOC: When did this become serious...What happened to your Jihad against TACO'S, TACO'S, TACO'S

I gave up on that. I like tacos, so I decided to eat them, rather than burn them. However, Matich has decided to capture innocent pink tacos and take them to his country. That is nothing less than a war crime. I want them back. NOW!


OOC: LOL

OOC: Ahhhhhh...Your thread looked to be taking on an Ominous tone...Okay, My bad

We ask all nations envoled to scale back their militaries. Can't we all just have hot pink tacos?

Yes, we can all have them. But I want Matich to give mine back. He stole them!

Jarridia, you have the support of 2.308 billion Tiwazians (it only takes three to melt a table, launch a cow into space, ravage a city, construct a giant microscope, and/or blow up a car).

Mmmm...pink tacoes. How delish.


Oh, what a lovely way to make my hundredth post.

hola les personnes de penguisiana wishest thou to backest downs forebe thy own pride de penguisiana activate thy troops en supporte to Jarridia.


OOC: next time I'll make it more confusisng by using latin!

Oh God....

Oh God....


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OOC: next time I'll make it more confusisng by using latin!

OOC: LOL! I really don't know what he said this time.......so...either way....i guess it doesn't matter.

*bump*

"The Empire will host peace talks aboard the HEN Valiant to help resolve the conflict"

-Will Stormrage, Ambassador

Thank you. We hope this can be resolved peacefully. I just want what was our returned to us. This should be certainly understandable.

OOC: If Matich would get online lol

OOC:this seems to be the problem with the two wars I am trying to mediate-one side is offline

IC:

"The Empire is glad that at least one side wants peace, not war"

-Will Stormrage, Ambassador

From: General BlowHole

We have taken the offensive against whoever the hell it was that stole our chimichangas. 42,638 drunken sailors and their pets have been fed over-ripe cantalopes, boiled eggs, and massive quantities of cheap beer for the past three days, and their combined gaseous expulsions have been contained in plastic garbage cans to be dropped on the perpetrators of this dastardly act.

This may be considered FMD's (farts of mass destruction) and there is no hiding from the cloud of flatulence that has erupted from the Place Where The Sun Don't Shine...............

Its all Matich's fault. He had to get greedy, and couldn't live with just the ones in his nation. Or maybe he's just jealous......all the extremely hot, pink tacos are in Jarridia :wink:

Jarridia! You're still at it with the Tacos??? I'd have thought after we went after you for your Tacocide the first time you'd have learned!!!!

-Emperor Crossman

bumplords has this to say:


"ha"

also,

"hehe"

and at times,

"giggle".


.....just give back the tacos, come on.

Jarridia! You're still at it with the Tacos??? I'd have thought after we went after you for your Tacocide the first time you'd have learned!!!!

-Emperor Crossman

No, I am no longer burning tacos. I like tacos, in fact I ate some for supper. Matich has stolen the Jarridian Pink Tacos and we want them back!


OOC: LOL

Jarridia! You're still at it with the Tacos??? I'd have thought after we went after you for your Tacocide the first time you'd have learned!!!!

-Emperor Crossman

No, I am no longer burning tacos. I like tacos, in fact I ate some for supper. Matich has stolen the Jarridian Pink Tacos and we want them back!


OOC: LOL

I see, well at least you have stopped your Tacocidal tendencies. Good boy.

-Emperor Crossman

LOL.......anyways


We are waiting for diplomacy first....if Matich does not give back the Jarridian Pink Tacos we will be forced to take action.

The dracun imperium supports it ally Matich. although severly tied up it will deploy all avaible forces to Matich with Matich perrmision of course.

2 tidal battleships
2 storm carriers(one with helicopter the other with fighters)
2 missle frigates
20,000 infantry
4000 dracun dragons(marines)
1000 dracun elite
200 barren rollout tanks.

although smaller we advise Jarridia to stand down or face dracun and Matich!


Thank you for your suppport. We will not forget this.

We will help Matich level these idiot n00bs if the war continues.


Thank you for your support. You have always stood by and defended us and we have not and shall not forgotten this.

OOC: This is so funny LOL.

OOC:
Matich, do you share a land boundary with any of these dolts?

OOC:
Matich, do you share a land boundary with any of these dolts?

The entire 3rd Fleet,1st,5th Armies,and the 1st,3rd,and 5th MEFs have been ordered to Jarridia.


3rd Fleet
12 CBGs
48 Virginia SSNs
24 Seawolf SSNs
25 AAGs


1st MEF
180,000 men

3rd MEF
180,000 men


5th MEF 180,000 men

1st Army
690,000 men

5th Army
650,000 men



8th Air Force
2,400 F22s
1,200 F35s
600 A10s
300 F117s
300 B52s
300 B2s
300 B1s


We will agree to a peace conference to try and settle this. We will agree to let the hot pink tacos that want to leave leave but the ones that wish to stay get to stay.

The entire 3rd Fleet,1st,5th Armies,and the 1st,3rd,and 5th MEFs have been ordered to Jarridia.


3rd Fleet
12 CBGs
48 Virginia SSNs
24 Seawolf SSNs
25 AAGs


1st MEF
180,000 men

3rd MEF
180,000 men


5th MEF 180,000 men

1st Army
690,000 men

5th Army
650,000 men



8th Air Force
2,400 F22s
1,200 F35s
600 A10s
300 F117s
300 B52s
300 B2s
300 B1s


We will agree to a peace conference to try and settle this. We will agree to let the hot pink tacos that want to leave leave but the ones that wish to stay get to stay.

Because we sympathise with Matichand their want for the Tacos, 300 dreadnoughts, 200 apaches a-7s, and 100 Patriot Defense systems have been placed all throughout Matich, so they can follow through with a major offensive. Good Luck!

NF33 will help Jarridia get back ther tacos.
we will be sending in 500,000 Marines 100 armerd divisons. our navy will also offer suport




General Characteristics, John F. Kennedy
Builders: Newport News Shipbuilding, Newport News, Va.
Power Plant: Eight boilers, four shafts, 280,000 total shaft horsepower
Length, overall: 1052 feet (315.6 meters)
Flight Deck Width: 252 feet (76.8 meters)
Beam: 130 feet (39.6 meters)
Displacement: 82,000 tons (74,389.1 metric tons) full load
Speed: 30+ knots (34.5 miles per hour)
Aircraft: Approximately 85.
Ship: USS John F. Kennedy (CV 67); Mayport, Fla.
Crew: Ship's Company: 3,117 - Air Wing 2,480
Armament: Sea Sparrow missiles with box launchers, Three 20mm Phalanx CIWS
Date Deployed: September 7, 1968


General Characteristics, Kitty Hawk Class
Builders: New York Ship Building Corp., Camden, N.J.
Power Plant: Eight boilers, four geared steam turbines, four shafts, 280,000 shaft horsepower.
Length, overall: 1062.5 feet (323.8 meters)
Flight Deck Width: 252 feet (76.8 meters)
Beam: 130 feet (39 meters)
Displacement: Approx. 80,800 tons (73,300.5 metric tons) full load
Speed: 30+ knots (34.5+ miles per hour)
Aircraft: 85
Ships:
USS Kitty Hawk (CV 63), Yokosuka, Japan
Crew: Ship's Company: 3,150 - Air Wing: 2,480
Armament: Sea Sparrow launchers, 3 20mm Phalanx CIWS mounts
Date Deployed: April 29, 1961 (USS Kitty Hawk)


Builders:
Ingalls Shipbuilding: CG 47-50, CG 52-57, 59, 62, 65-66, 68-69, 71-73
Bath Iron Works: CG 51, 58, 60-61, 63-64, 67, 70.
Power Plant:4 General Electric LM 2500 gas turbine engines; 2 shafts, 80,000 shaft horsepower total.
SPY-1 Radar and Combat System Integrator: Lockheed Martin.
Length: 567 feet
Beam: 55 feet
Displacement: 9,600 tons (9,754.06 metric tons) full load
Speed: 30 plus knots
Aircraft: Two SH-2 Seasprite (LAMPS) in CG 47-48; Two SH-60 Sea Hawk (LAMPS III)
Cost: About $1 billion each
Ships:
USS Ticonderoga (CG 47), Pascagoula, Miss.
USS Yorktown (CG 48), Pascagoula, Miss.
USS Vincennes (CG 49), Yokosuka, Japan
USS Valley Forge (CG 50), San Diego, Calif.
USS Thomas S. Gates (CG 51), Pascagoula, Miss.
USS Bunker Hill (CG 52), San Diego, Calif.
USS Mobile Bay (CG 53), San Diego, Calif.
USS Antietam (CG 54), San Diego, Calif.
USS Leyte Gulf (CG 55), Norfolk, Va.
USS San Jacinto (CG 56), Norfolk, Va.
USS Lake Champlain (CG 57), San Diego, Calif.
USS Philippine Sea (CG 58), Mayport, Fla.
USS Princeton (CG 59), San Diego, Calif.
USS Normandy (CG 60), Norfolk, Va.
USS Monterey (CG 61), Norfolk, Va.
USS Chancellorsville (CG 62), Yokosuka, Japan
USS Cowpens (CG 63), Yokosuka, Japan
USS Gettysburg (CG 64), Mayport, Fla.
USS Chosin (CG 65), Pearl Harbor, HI
USS Hue City (CG 66), Mayport, Fla.
USS Shiloh (CG 67), San Diego, Calif.
USS Anzio (CG 68), Norfolk, Va.
USS Vicksburg (CG 69), Mayport, Fla.
USS Lake Erie (CG 70), Pearl Harbor, HI
USS Cape St. George (CG 71), Norfolk, Va.
USS Vella Gulf (CG 72), Norfolk, Va.
USS Port Royal (CG 73), Pearl Harbor, HI
Crew: 24 Officers, 340 Enlisted
Armament: MK26 missile launcher (CG 47 thru CG 51) Standard Missile (MR) or MK41 vertical launching system (CG 52 thru CG 73) Standard Missile (MR); Vertical Launch ASROC (VLA) Missile; Tomahawk Cruise Missile; Six MK-46 torpedoes (from two triple mounts); Two MK 45 5-inch/54 caliber lightweight guns; Two Phalanx close-in-weapons systems
Date Deployed: 22 January 1983 (USS Ticonderoga)

Attacks on Matich, which is a nation with a representative in AoE2 Region, will be considered a direct threat to Grunge-French interests.

So, nations against Matich: think well before engaging in any conflict.


(It seems this is one of those rare ocassions where Bisontic-GrungeFrench interests and causes are the same, a cosmical momentum I ´d say).

Well, we both want galdania dead, dont we?

NF33 gives Jarridia 100 AH-1P Cobra attack Helicopters :mrgreen:

NF33 will help Jarridia get back ther tacos.
we will be sending in 500,000 Marines 100 armerd divisons. our navy will also offer suport




General Characteristics, John F. Kennedy
Builders: Newport News Shipbuilding, Newport News, Va.
Power Plant: Eight boilers, four shafts, 280,000 total shaft horsepower
Length, overall: 1052 feet (315.6 meters)
Flight Deck Width: 252 feet (76.8 meters)
Beam: 130 feet (39.6 meters)
Displacement: 82,000 tons (74,389.1 metric tons) full load
Speed: 30+ knots (34.5 miles per hour)
Aircraft: Approximately 85.
Ship: USS John F. Kennedy (CV 67); Mayport, Fla.
Crew: Ship's Company: 3,117 - Air Wing 2,480
Armament: Sea Sparrow missiles with box launchers, Three 20mm Phalanx CIWS
Date Deployed: September 7, 1968


General Characteristics, Kitty Hawk Class
Builders: New York Ship Building Corp., Camden, N.J.
Power Plant: Eight boilers, four geared steam turbines, four shafts, 280,000 shaft horsepower.
Length, overall: 1062.5 feet (323.8 meters)
Flight Deck Width: 252 feet (76.8 meters)
Beam: 130 feet (39 meters)
Displacement: Approx. 80,800 tons (73,300.5 metric tons) full load
Speed: 30+ knots (34.5+ miles per hour)
Aircraft: 85
Ships:
USS Kitty Hawk (CV 63), Yokosuka, Japan
Crew: Ship's Company: 3,150 - Air Wing: 2,480
Armament: Sea Sparrow launchers, 3 20mm Phalanx CIWS mounts
Date Deployed: April 29, 1961 (USS Kitty Hawk)


Builders:
Ingalls Shipbuilding: CG 47-50, CG 52-57, 59, 62, 65-66, 68-69, 71-73
Bath Iron Works: CG 51, 58, 60-61, 63-64, 67, 70.
Power Plant:4 General Electric LM 2500 gas turbine engines; 2 shafts, 80,000 shaft horsepower total.
SPY-1 Radar and Combat System Integrator: Lockheed Martin.
Length: 567 feet
Beam: 55 feet
Displacement: 9,600 tons (9,754.06 metric tons) full load
Speed: 30 plus knots
Aircraft: Two SH-2 Seasprite (LAMPS) in CG 47-48; Two SH-60 Sea Hawk (LAMPS III)
Cost: About $1 billion each
Ships:
USS Ticonderoga (CG 47), Pascagoula, Miss.
USS Yorktown (CG 48), Pascagoula, Miss.
USS Vincennes (CG 49), Yokosuka, Japan
USS Valley Forge (CG 50), San Diego, Calif.
USS Thomas S. Gates (CG 51), Pascagoula, Miss.
USS Bunker Hill (CG 52), San Diego, Calif.
USS Mobile Bay (CG 53), San Diego, Calif.
USS Antietam (CG 54), San Diego, Calif.
USS Leyte Gulf (CG 55), Norfolk, Va.
USS San Jacinto (CG 56), Norfolk, Va.
USS Lake Champlain (CG 57), San Diego, Calif.
USS Philippine Sea (CG 58), Mayport, Fla.
USS Princeton (CG 59), San Diego, Calif.
USS Normandy (CG 60), Norfolk, Va.
USS Monterey (CG 61), Norfolk, Va.
USS Chancellorsville (CG 62), Yokosuka, Japan
USS Cowpens (CG 63), Yokosuka, Japan
USS Gettysburg (CG 64), Mayport, Fla.
USS Chosin (CG 65), Pearl Harbor, HI
USS Hue City (CG 66), Mayport, Fla.
USS Shiloh (CG 67), San Diego, Calif.
USS Anzio (CG 68), Norfolk, Va.
USS Vicksburg (CG 69), Mayport, Fla.
USS Lake Erie (CG 70), Pearl Harbor, HI
USS Cape St. George (CG 71), Norfolk, Va.
USS Vella Gulf (CG 72), Norfolk, Va.
USS Port Royal (CG 73), Pearl Harbor, HI
Crew: 24 Officers, 340 Enlisted
Armament: MK26 missile launcher (CG 47 thru CG 51) Standard Missile (MR) or MK41 vertical launching system (CG 52 thru CG 73) Standard Missile (MR); Vertical Launch ASROC (VLA) Missile; Tomahawk Cruise Missile; Six MK-46 torpedoes (from two triple mounts); Two MK 45 5-inch/54 caliber lightweight guns; Two Phalanx close-in-weapons systems
Date Deployed: 22 January 1983 (USS Ticonderoga)


How about you are ignored. Get out of here.

GF thanx for the support.

Because we sympathise with Matichand their want for the Tacos, 300 dreadnoughts, 200 apaches a-7s, and 100 Patriot Defense systems have been placed all throughout Matich, so they can follow through with a major offensive. Good Luck!

Thanks ya we love hot pink tacos.

Hamptonshire pleads that Matich and Jarridia settle this peacefully, We are prepared to host talks in our Capital.

"Can't we all just along...and get some hot pink tacos?"

Jarridia is hogging all the hot pink tacos.

Jarridia is hogging all the hot pink tacos.

OOC: me....hogging? You're the one that stole! If you would give them back and stop being such an arrogant fool it would be much easier!


IC: Troops in ViZion have been told to begin their triumphant march into Matich. Any opposition will be met with slaughter. The Jarridian Airforce is beginning its bombings of the Matichian capital. As we speak, 10 B-2's are being escorted by 60 F-22's. 200 Cruise Missles will be launched shortly. The war has begun. I have lost all patience in your insolence and inability to discuss terms fairly.

Jarridia is hogging all the hot pink tacos.

OOC: me....hogging? You're the one that stole! If you would give them back and stop being such an arrogant fool it would be much easier!


IC: Troops in ViZion have been told to begin their triumphant march into Matich. Any opposition will be met with slaughter. The Jarridian Airforce is beginning its bombings of the Matichian capital. As we speak, 10 B-2's are being escorted by 60 F-22's. 200 Cruise Missles will be launched shortly. The war has begun. I have lost all patience in your insolence and inability to discuss terms fairly.


Jarrod Jarrod Jarrod. Well my 6000 F22s massacre your air force and begin attacking your men. The Matich Defence Forces numbereing about 3 million men begin attacking Jarridias forces. No cruise missles were luanuched because we control the seas.

All of our forces are at DEFCON1 this means war. We will defend the hot pink tacos we took from Jarridia. As we speak the following planes are taking off to bomb Jarridias capital:

2,400 F22s
1,200 F35s
600 A10s
300 F117s
300 B52s
300 B1s
300 B2s

you realize a10s are not bombers they are CAS units ment to service grunts

Hmmm....hot, wet, pink, tanned tacos......worth fighting over....

Xeraph hereby sends 100 trained taco-desensitizers, 50 ingredients experts, and 12 taco-sniffing dogs to Jarridia to aid in the recovery of the delicious, soft, damp, pink tacos.