13-03-2004, 05:11
Varlonia could use some money right now, and we have had a large surplus of these evil cyborg robots we used to conquer smaller and weaker countries.
Now these ones are obselete compared to what we have now, so we're selling them. Each one is fully capable of jet pack flight, small arms bullet deflection, and a retractable switch blade in the left arm and laser weapon in the right. And it has the ability to help your kid with his science project so you don't have to get mad spending hours building it and execute the science teacher.
As I said earlier these ones are outdated so don't try to overrun our country with them they'll just get clobbered and so will you. They're only good at helping you kill the small animals but still a great deal at only 1 million of whatever currency you have. They look something like a cross between a cylon and the predator.
Now these ones are obselete compared to what we have now, so we're selling them. Each one is fully capable of jet pack flight, small arms bullet deflection, and a retractable switch blade in the left arm and laser weapon in the right. And it has the ability to help your kid with his science project so you don't have to get mad spending hours building it and execute the science teacher.
As I said earlier these ones are outdated so don't try to overrun our country with them they'll just get clobbered and so will you. They're only good at helping you kill the small animals but still a great deal at only 1 million of whatever currency you have. They look something like a cross between a cylon and the predator.