NationStates Jolt Archive

The Commonwealth of Yakabako and her allies require international assistance in the development of the Arbitrary Peninsula.

Our initial requirement is for twenty (20) million metric tonnes of high-quality manure.

Please quote for delivery at your earliest.

John Littlebotham, Minister for Agriculture
Yaka City

We produce about ten thousand tons of extremely high quality manure per day, and would charge you a pittance for you to collect it and distribute it in the appropriate areas. Alternatively we'll just camp upstream from you, and you'll get it anyway.

Excellent. Shall we sign an initial contract for 100 days' supply, in the first instance? That's 10% of our requirement.

We'll contact you privately regarding distribution.