The nation of Hatchibombitar seeks to purchase significant quantities of weapons-grade depleted uranium. Top dollar paid.
Please reply here with specifications and prices.
The ever expanding nation of Executive Outcome maintains extensive stockpiles of Depleted Uranium for "scientific purposes".
We are willing to share our DU stockpiles, some of which are shapped in "shells". These are primarily used as "paperweights" and "educational tools".
We are willing to offload 1,000 tons of unmodified DU for ten million dollars.
A confirmation of payment will initiate shipment immediately.