Lynxy_turd
10-03-2004, 01:18
The Russian Colony of Lynxy Turd International News:
This new interactive channel is brought to you by The Russian United Colony of Lynxy turd. This chanel can be ordered through the Lynxy turd catalog or through their official website. I can be also be broadcasted on international television.
Several rules apply to use this interactive service;
1. No Spamming please (You will be reported immediatly)
2. No "I dont care messages" please. Everybody has a right to roleplay!
3. Respond with apropriate messages please (ordering, suggestion etc..)
4. If you need to say something about this post telegram me personally please.
****MORE RULES MAY APPLY*****
This service includes:
1. Frequent colorful news, not always of this nation.
2. Frequent storefronts with diffirent technologies.
3. Casual news (just for background)
4. News posted on personal request by any nation (for money)
5. Orders can be either in USD or Lynxions-2x USD.
(You must telegram me, report importan news. I will post and wire a bill depending on post)
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News on Lynxy Turd:
Finnish Defence Forces have agreed assist Lynxy turd in future conflicts, and have landed in are based in a disegnated sector as a sign of loyalty and friendship. Felix Romanov, the president of Lynxy turd has signed an exchange treaty and has accepted some aspects of the Finnish government which include having a Prime Minister as a second important figure next to the President.
The Finnish Airforce have landed on the Taljataa airfield in Lynxy turd:
http://www.f4aviation.co.uk/airshow01/riat/parttwo/finhawk.jpg (http://www.f4aviation.co.uk/)
Finnish pilots welcome on Lynxy turd:
http://yhdistykset.etela-karjala.fi/liy/liy/lias99/hawks06.jpg (http://yhdistykset.etela-karjala.fi/)
Several treaties have been signed and the Finnish are determined to keep some of their forces there until further notice.
Breaking News:
Several Uranium bombs were dropped at an Empty sector in Lynxy turd for testing purposes. These tests proved very successful and ensured the colony of safety for at least another decade. Here are some images of the bomb testing:
http://ofp.gamezone.cz/news/pics2/BOUMBOUM1.gif (http://ofp.gamezone.cz)
http://ofp.gamezone.cz/news/pics2/BOUMBOUM2.gif (http://ofp.gamezone.cz/)
Several spies from an unknown nation have entered and have been captured by Lynxian spetsnaz and have been interrigated. The captives refuse to reveal the nation which they are from but it is evident it is away from the USSR.
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Lynxy Turd Provided Events:
Russian Corporations Association Allience (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106490)
This is a link if you wish to join an allience on behalf of Lynxy turd, read in link for more information. Please send requests to enter this allience by telegram to President Felix Romanov of Lynxy turd.
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Republic Storefront:
Technology will be posted frequently for sale. Please telegram me to wire your money and you will recieve confirmation on order. Please do your own calculations.
Several storefront links by Lynxy Turd (more will be added, some are downed).
Armored Vechicles Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73258)
On the Market this week:
A Russian Armored Infantry Transport:
Cost : 10000000 lynxions (5000000 USD)
http://www.flashpoint.ru/newsimages/btr_t2b.jpg (http://www.flashpoint.ru/)
Base T-80
Weight, t 38.5
Crew 2
Troops 5
ARMAMENT Automatic gun: 2A42
- caliber, mm 30
- ammunition load, rds 200
ATGM: Konkurs
- caliber, mm 135
- ammunition load, rds 3
PROTECTION: - from RGR and ATGM: ERA
600 (course angle +30o)
SMOKE LAYING SCREEN: - type 902
- number of smoke chargers 12
Max speed, km/h 50
Road endurance, km 500
A Russian Attack Helicopter, the KA 52 Alligator:
Cost : 80000000 lynxions (40000000 USD)
http://www.eurus.dti.ne.jp/~freedom3/Ka-52-TON-1.jpg (http://www.eurus.dti.ne.jp)
Name Ka-52 Hokum-B
Type Scout-Attack helicopter
Year 1996
Engine 2 x TV3-117VMA turboshaft, 2x2200 hrs.pwr.
Wingspan 7.34 m
Length 15.6 m (rotors turning)
Height 4.9 m
Rotor Diameter 4.9 m
Weight 10400 kg/12500 kg
Max. speed 310 km/h
Operational Range 520 km
Ferry Range 1200 km
Crew 2
Armament 1 x 30 mm gun 2A42 (500 rds),
12 x Antitank missiles AT-9,
80 x 80mm or 20 x 122mm Rockets
AA-11, AS-16 Igla Anti-Aircraft missiles,
AS-10 Air-to-Surface missiles,
UPK-23-250 Gun pod,
GUV-8700 Machine-gun pod
A Russian Heavy Strategical, Trans-Continental Bomber, the Tu 22 (Capable of carriying NBC weapons. A.K.A: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical.
Cost : 170000000 lynxions (85000000 USD)
http://ttjstk.myrice.com/elswq/kj/honzhaji/tu-22.jpg (http://ttjstk.myrice.com)
Soviet Designation TU-22M0 TU-22M1 TU-22M2 TU-22M3
US-Designation Backfire A Backfire A Backfire B Backfire C
Design Bureau OKB-156 Tupolev
Manufacturer Plant Nr. 22 Kazan
Approved
Development began 1967
First Flight 8/30/1969 6/1/1971 1972 6/20/1977
Series production 1971 1973-1983 From 1977 on
Date deployed Not deployed 1976 1976 1981
Crew 4 men
Unit cost
Power Plant Two NK-144-22 turbojet engines Two NK-22 turbojet engines Two NK-22 turbojet engines Two NK-25 turbojet engines
Thrust 20.000kg each 22.000kg each 22.000kg each 25.000kg each
Length 41.5m 41.5m 41.46m 42.46m
Height 11.05m
Wingspan (minimum) 22.75m 25m 25m 23.3m
Wingspan (maximum) 31.6m 34.28 m 34.28 m 34.28 m
Wing surface 183.5sqm (at minimum sweep), 175.8sqm (at maximum sweep)
Speed (cruise) 900km/h 900km/h
Speed (maximum) 1.530km/h 1.660km/h 1.800km/h 2.300km/h
Ceiling 13.000m 14.000m
Weight (empty) 53,500kg
Fuel weight
Maximum take-off weight 121.000kg 122.000kg 122.000kg 126.400kg
Normal load 6.000kg
Maximum load 24.000kg
Operational Range
[Russian Sources] 4,140km 5,000km 5,100km 7,000km
Combat Radius
unrefueld
[US estimates] 4,000-5,000 km [DIA]
3,360-3,960 km [CIA]
Armament: Two GSH-23 (23mm) guns One to three H-22 missiles
two GSH-23 (23mm) guns
One to three H-22 missiles
six to ten H-15 missiles
24.000 kg of 250-9,000kg free fall bombs
one double-barrelled GSH-23 (23mm) guns
A new state of the art Russian tank, the T12 UM1. This tank was an experimental project for years sice 1997 by the Russian Federation and have now been put in to production. This deadly tanks will be sold on "Special Order" with a very special price, of course. Restriction to some nations may apply. Order now, this is a very limited time offer.
(This tank can outrun, outgun, and outarmor any M1A1 Abrams tank and most other tanks out there in the industry.) SOME INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL.
Cost : 200000000 lynxions (100000000 USD)
QUALITY IMAGES SECREFIED, ONLY ACCURATE 3D GRAPHICS.
http://gunpoint-3d.com/images/view/beagle.l.jpg (http://gunpoint-3d.com)
Dimensions: (mm) L7,000+? x W3,582 x H1,800(?!) x 451 clearance
Weight: 50.0? metric tons
Crew: 3?
Engine: 1,200 hp 16-cyl. turbo-diesel engine
Max Road Speed: ? km/h
Max X-country Speed: ? km/h
Power/Weight: 24? hp/tn
Ground Pressure: ? kg/sq.cm
Range: ? km
Obstacle negotiation:
Fording depth: ? m
Trench width: ? m
Vertical obstacle: ? m
Maximum gradient: ?°
Weapons
Main Weapon: 125mm 2A46M* smoothbore
Rate of fire: 10-12? rounds/min
Ammunition: 40? rounds
Ammunition Types: APFSDS, HEAT, HEF
ATGM through main gun?
Auxiliary armament: UNKNOWN
Equipment
Rangefinder: laser?
Night Vision: thermal imager?
Fire Control: ?
Jammers: No active jammers?
Active protection: Drozd-2
Onboard Computer: ?
on-board information system: subsystems status, GPS,
HQ & units link
Other: NBC, auto-fire-fighting equipment,
self-digging blade, air conditioning
Front armor extremely sloped; new generation "Kaktus" ERA
***More news and technology is soon to come!***
This new interactive channel is brought to you by The Russian United Colony of Lynxy turd. This chanel can be ordered through the Lynxy turd catalog or through their official website. I can be also be broadcasted on international television.
Several rules apply to use this interactive service;
1. No Spamming please (You will be reported immediatly)
2. No "I dont care messages" please. Everybody has a right to roleplay!
3. Respond with apropriate messages please (ordering, suggestion etc..)
4. If you need to say something about this post telegram me personally please.
****MORE RULES MAY APPLY*****
This service includes:
1. Frequent colorful news, not always of this nation.
2. Frequent storefronts with diffirent technologies.
3. Casual news (just for background)
4. News posted on personal request by any nation (for money)
5. Orders can be either in USD or Lynxions-2x USD.
(You must telegram me, report importan news. I will post and wire a bill depending on post)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
News on Lynxy Turd:
Finnish Defence Forces have agreed assist Lynxy turd in future conflicts, and have landed in are based in a disegnated sector as a sign of loyalty and friendship. Felix Romanov, the president of Lynxy turd has signed an exchange treaty and has accepted some aspects of the Finnish government which include having a Prime Minister as a second important figure next to the President.
The Finnish Airforce have landed on the Taljataa airfield in Lynxy turd:
http://www.f4aviation.co.uk/airshow01/riat/parttwo/finhawk.jpg (http://www.f4aviation.co.uk/)
Finnish pilots welcome on Lynxy turd:
http://yhdistykset.etela-karjala.fi/liy/liy/lias99/hawks06.jpg (http://yhdistykset.etela-karjala.fi/)
Several treaties have been signed and the Finnish are determined to keep some of their forces there until further notice.
Breaking News:
Several Uranium bombs were dropped at an Empty sector in Lynxy turd for testing purposes. These tests proved very successful and ensured the colony of safety for at least another decade. Here are some images of the bomb testing:
http://ofp.gamezone.cz/news/pics2/BOUMBOUM1.gif (http://ofp.gamezone.cz)
http://ofp.gamezone.cz/news/pics2/BOUMBOUM2.gif (http://ofp.gamezone.cz/)
Several spies from an unknown nation have entered and have been captured by Lynxian spetsnaz and have been interrigated. The captives refuse to reveal the nation which they are from but it is evident it is away from the USSR.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lynxy Turd Provided Events:
Russian Corporations Association Allience (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106490)
This is a link if you wish to join an allience on behalf of Lynxy turd, read in link for more information. Please send requests to enter this allience by telegram to President Felix Romanov of Lynxy turd.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Republic Storefront:
Technology will be posted frequently for sale. Please telegram me to wire your money and you will recieve confirmation on order. Please do your own calculations.
Several storefront links by Lynxy Turd (more will be added, some are downed).
Armored Vechicles Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73258)
On the Market this week:
A Russian Armored Infantry Transport:
Cost : 10000000 lynxions (5000000 USD)
http://www.flashpoint.ru/newsimages/btr_t2b.jpg (http://www.flashpoint.ru/)
Base T-80
Weight, t 38.5
Crew 2
Troops 5
ARMAMENT Automatic gun: 2A42
- caliber, mm 30
- ammunition load, rds 200
ATGM: Konkurs
- caliber, mm 135
- ammunition load, rds 3
PROTECTION: - from RGR and ATGM: ERA
600 (course angle +30o)
SMOKE LAYING SCREEN: - type 902
- number of smoke chargers 12
Max speed, km/h 50
Road endurance, km 500
A Russian Attack Helicopter, the KA 52 Alligator:
Cost : 80000000 lynxions (40000000 USD)
http://www.eurus.dti.ne.jp/~freedom3/Ka-52-TON-1.jpg (http://www.eurus.dti.ne.jp)
Name Ka-52 Hokum-B
Type Scout-Attack helicopter
Year 1996
Engine 2 x TV3-117VMA turboshaft, 2x2200 hrs.pwr.
Wingspan 7.34 m
Length 15.6 m (rotors turning)
Height 4.9 m
Rotor Diameter 4.9 m
Weight 10400 kg/12500 kg
Max. speed 310 km/h
Operational Range 520 km
Ferry Range 1200 km
Crew 2
Armament 1 x 30 mm gun 2A42 (500 rds),
12 x Antitank missiles AT-9,
80 x 80mm or 20 x 122mm Rockets
AA-11, AS-16 Igla Anti-Aircraft missiles,
AS-10 Air-to-Surface missiles,
UPK-23-250 Gun pod,
GUV-8700 Machine-gun pod
A Russian Heavy Strategical, Trans-Continental Bomber, the Tu 22 (Capable of carriying NBC weapons. A.K.A: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical.
Cost : 170000000 lynxions (85000000 USD)
http://ttjstk.myrice.com/elswq/kj/honzhaji/tu-22.jpg (http://ttjstk.myrice.com)
Soviet Designation TU-22M0 TU-22M1 TU-22M2 TU-22M3
US-Designation Backfire A Backfire A Backfire B Backfire C
Design Bureau OKB-156 Tupolev
Manufacturer Plant Nr. 22 Kazan
Approved
Development began 1967
First Flight 8/30/1969 6/1/1971 1972 6/20/1977
Series production 1971 1973-1983 From 1977 on
Date deployed Not deployed 1976 1976 1981
Crew 4 men
Unit cost
Power Plant Two NK-144-22 turbojet engines Two NK-22 turbojet engines Two NK-22 turbojet engines Two NK-25 turbojet engines
Thrust 20.000kg each 22.000kg each 22.000kg each 25.000kg each
Length 41.5m 41.5m 41.46m 42.46m
Height 11.05m
Wingspan (minimum) 22.75m 25m 25m 23.3m
Wingspan (maximum) 31.6m 34.28 m 34.28 m 34.28 m
Wing surface 183.5sqm (at minimum sweep), 175.8sqm (at maximum sweep)
Speed (cruise) 900km/h 900km/h
Speed (maximum) 1.530km/h 1.660km/h 1.800km/h 2.300km/h
Ceiling 13.000m 14.000m
Weight (empty) 53,500kg
Fuel weight
Maximum take-off weight 121.000kg 122.000kg 122.000kg 126.400kg
Normal load 6.000kg
Maximum load 24.000kg
Operational Range
[Russian Sources] 4,140km 5,000km 5,100km 7,000km
Combat Radius
unrefueld
[US estimates] 4,000-5,000 km [DIA]
3,360-3,960 km [CIA]
Armament: Two GSH-23 (23mm) guns One to three H-22 missiles
two GSH-23 (23mm) guns
One to three H-22 missiles
six to ten H-15 missiles
24.000 kg of 250-9,000kg free fall bombs
one double-barrelled GSH-23 (23mm) guns
A new state of the art Russian tank, the T12 UM1. This tank was an experimental project for years sice 1997 by the Russian Federation and have now been put in to production. This deadly tanks will be sold on "Special Order" with a very special price, of course. Restriction to some nations may apply. Order now, this is a very limited time offer.
(This tank can outrun, outgun, and outarmor any M1A1 Abrams tank and most other tanks out there in the industry.) SOME INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL.
Cost : 200000000 lynxions (100000000 USD)
QUALITY IMAGES SECREFIED, ONLY ACCURATE 3D GRAPHICS.
http://gunpoint-3d.com/images/view/beagle.l.jpg (http://gunpoint-3d.com)
Dimensions: (mm) L7,000+? x W3,582 x H1,800(?!) x 451 clearance
Weight: 50.0? metric tons
Crew: 3?
Engine: 1,200 hp 16-cyl. turbo-diesel engine
Max Road Speed: ? km/h
Max X-country Speed: ? km/h
Power/Weight: 24? hp/tn
Ground Pressure: ? kg/sq.cm
Range: ? km
Obstacle negotiation:
Fording depth: ? m
Trench width: ? m
Vertical obstacle: ? m
Maximum gradient: ?°
Weapons
Main Weapon: 125mm 2A46M* smoothbore
Rate of fire: 10-12? rounds/min
Ammunition: 40? rounds
Ammunition Types: APFSDS, HEAT, HEF
ATGM through main gun?
Auxiliary armament: UNKNOWN
Equipment
Rangefinder: laser?
Night Vision: thermal imager?
Fire Control: ?
Jammers: No active jammers?
Active protection: Drozd-2
Onboard Computer: ?
on-board information system: subsystems status, GPS,
HQ & units link
Other: NBC, auto-fire-fighting equipment,
self-digging blade, air conditioning
Front armor extremely sloped; new generation "Kaktus" ERA
***More news and technology is soon to come!***