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I nuke scellia

09-03-2004, 20:37
Bring it biatch i nuke, :shock: :oops: :o :( :) :D :shock: :? :lol: :cry: :P :x :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink:
and i sent an assasine to your country and he stole all your nukes launch code and he set them off in your country, so your dead bitch.
British Communists
09-03-2004, 20:46
In retaliation I drop the devestating IGNORE bomb on you
Scellia
09-03-2004, 20:56
The strange man trying to board the helicopter to Mt. Scellia was definately not on the list, but won't take no for an answer. When he produced a gun to force them to take him a single shot range out, and the mans chest exploded. One of Scellia's elite 'Gods' had just put a .50 Caliber round through him, too bad that left to one left to confess where they came from.

Forensics Lab, Scellia City...

"Dr. I think we amy have a partial match on where he came from. The bullet did most of the damage in the front area so the tag on the shirt was left undamaged. We tracked him from a flight from Sudan Splats and his shirt was manufactured their too, also it appears that he may come from that region."
A military general speaks up, "That is all we need, we have recently received threatening noted from them and this is all the evidence we need to move."

Borderer AFB, Scellia...

"We have go code, repeat we have go code!"
Three EB-1C Megafortress II's lift off the runway, and disappear into the night. Hours later they ghost over Sudan Splats, each loaded with fuel-air explosive munitions. Each one target a different military facility, damage and mission success are unknown but a press release by Sudna Splats should tell the extent of the damages, or when the bomber return.
Swedish Dominions
09-03-2004, 21:34
This is the most n00biest thing i have ever seen. :shock:
Aanmericaa
09-03-2004, 21:37
And congrats!!! You are the FIRST to notice!!! :P THios is also the stupidest thing I ever seen. Nobody can get at my launch codes. It is so ecure.
North Germania
10-03-2004, 01:37
Ha!
10-03-2004, 01:55
Official A.S.S. Splats Press Release:
Sudan Splats does not have any military facilites. We are a peaceful nation, and Scellia's war-like ways are an assault on our sensibilities and morality! The recent attack was uncalled for, and unwarranted. The so-called "espianoge manuever" was not intended as such; in fact, it was a ploy by our neighbor A.S.S. Streaks to pull us into an unwanted war.

The bombing run killed tens of thousands of civilians. We ask the UN to step in and impose economic sanctions against Scellia.

OOC: And anyway, Scellia is God-Modding!!!! What, the assassin just gets CAPTURED?!?! wth.
10-03-2004, 01:56
Official A.S.S. Splats Press Release:
Sudan Splats does not have any military facilites. We are a peaceful nation, and Scellia's war-like ways are an assault on our sensibilities and morality! The recent attack was uncalled for, and unwarranted. The so-called "espianoge manuever" was not intended as such; in fact, it was a ploy by our neighbor A.S.S. Streaks to pull us into an unwanted war.

The bombing run killed tens of thousands of civilians. We ask the UN to step in and impose economic sanctions against Scellia.

OOC: And anyway, Scellia is God-Modding!!!! What, the assassin just gets CAPTURED?!?! wth.
10-03-2004, 01:59
Glatannia
10-03-2004, 02:38
Actually something very similar to this happened not too long ago..
The Acursed Legion
10-03-2004, 02:51
Official A.S.S. Splats Press Release:
Sudan Splats does not have any military facilites. We are a peaceful nation, and Scellia's war-like ways are an assault on our sensibilities and morality! The recent attack was uncalled for, and unwarranted. The so-called "espianoge manuever" was not intended as such; in fact, it was a ploy by our neighbor A.S.S. Streaks to pull us into an unwanted war.

The bombing run killed tens of thousands of civilians. We ask the UN to step in and impose economic sanctions against Scellia.

OOC: And anyway, Scellia is God-Modding!!!! What, the assassin just gets CAPTURED?!?! wth.
Bring it biatch i nuke, :shock: :oops: :o :( :) :D :shock: :? :lol: :cry: :P :x :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink:
and i sent an assasine to your country and he stole all your nukes launch code and he set them off in your country, so your dead bitch.
:roll:
Scellia
10-03-2004, 04:20
OOC: And anyway, Scellia is God-Modding!!!! What, the assassin just gets CAPTURED?!?! wth.

OOC: Yes, someone tries to enter a facility only accessible by air who is not a part of the Scellian military let alone the feew elite who serve at our CIC. OF COURSE THEY GET SHOT!!!! If you had bothered to ask about where the CIC facilites are, or even that Scellia doesn't have any ICBM's you might have figured out that it is impossible to do what YOU god-modded.

IC: Official Scellian Statement...
1. ASS Streaks is a colony of Sudan Splats(a puppet nation)
2. Several threats have been received by TG, all go similar to this
I nuke you, bring it biatch
ASS Sudan=====D-----Scellia
3. Sudan has already declared a military invasion of Scellia and therefore must have a military. Not only that but the bombers had no orders to attack civilian facilites or cities and none were, these are a blanant pack of lies meant to deceive and confuse.

OOC: For those who are wondering, I'm not ignoring because this seems to be the only chance I might get to try out my military. Plus this last post seems mildly more cohernet then the last couple.
imported_Comdidia
10-03-2004, 04:27
Another nuke the same guy fine.....I fire my weapons at you.

http://www.tiberiumsun.com/downloads/images/juggernaut1.jpeg The I.G.N.O.R.E. Ray has spoke. after a carpet nuking of course
imported_Comdidia
10-03-2004, 04:29
Scellia
10-03-2004, 04:41
OOC: Did you know that not one of my cities have been destroyed even though 3 Nations have tried now. 2 of them didn't even have nukes to use, and the 3rd's were all shot down. It appears that they may have to try something more unique then ICBM's or poorly done terrorist infiltrations.
imported_Everonia
10-03-2004, 05:07
OOC: Did you know that not one of my cities have been destroyed even though 3 Nations have tried now. 2 of them didn't even have nukes to use, and the 3rd's were all shot down. It appears that they may have to try something more unique then ICBM's or poorly done terrorist infiltrations.
You need protection if people try to kill you that often. O_o
The Freethinkers
10-03-2004, 05:39
Gotta love n00bs with nukes.

Bit like giving a toddler a handgun.

Oh well.

Just a reminder to any n00b out there. Some people dont take being attacked with nukes particularly well.
Scellia
10-03-2004, 05:43
OOC: Minor point, he tried to steal mine and use them against me. However the one person who did try and nuke me, well I tested a new type of nuclear device on them. 750 megaton yield.
The Freethinkers
10-03-2004, 05:45
for a 750 Mgt yield...you would need about 150 tons of fissionable amterial...nice bomb...
Scellia
10-03-2004, 05:47
OOC: Actually the final product could fit inside a B-52 and had a yield of 1.25 gigatons, there was a thread about it where several other nations contributed so I'm not just spouting god-mod.
The Freethinkers
10-03-2004, 05:49
its not god-modding s'long as t'physics hold up...do you know where this thread is?
Scellia
10-03-2004, 05:55
Gigaton-class Nuclear Weapons (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129003&start=40&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=)
I left the physics rather vague because I don't know that much in the way of physics, however it is implied that there was a triggering device and then a larger bomb.