NationStates Jolt Archive

The Evil-Nation of East-Jablitz has been holding our people back for too long. East-Jablitz has been supporting terrorist activitites into our terrritory for too long. This week a bus full of school children was bombed. We demand that the Government of E. Jablitz give us all the terrorist and increase their border patrols.
As of this moment the army of W. Jablitz is on full Alert.

These statements are false! This propoganda has been said for the soul purpose of making our country look bad so that West Jablitz may take control over the resource rich nation of East Jablitz. Do not fall for his tricks to turn you against us. These accusations of our terrorist-friendly will no go without retalliation! The Armed Republic of East Jablitz now declares full military war against West Jablitz! The motherland of Jablitz will be returned to its rightfull owner! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!



-Dictator of East Jablitz
Gustaf Clickclickeredglahhh

The Nation of Pro-War Gay Men supports West Jablitz in it's civil war but will still continue to contribute weapons and supplies to Eastern Jablitz. We support Western Jablitz and will contribute our entire navy to the landlocked Nation. We will continue creating our main exports, motor oil and little league chest protectors, but we will convert our numerous paper clip factories to create weapons of mass destruction. Eastern Jablitz and the Nation of Pro-War Gay Men will continue it's policy of free trade despite the impending battle. The battle will be long and difficult but with our ground troops safely stationed in the East Andes, it may be a long time until they return.

<Emergency Message>
E. Jablitz aircraft entering Western space.
Main airBase Fasizail bombed!
<Emergency Message>
The government of W. Jablitz will not waver in these actions. The Army of W. Jablitz has crossed the border and is engaging enemy forces at the vaulable point dhsjs.

All W. Jablitz aircraft in the air. All four armored divsions on full alert

The Armed Republic of East Jablitz now is on Defcon 4 and is ready for any other attacks by West Jablitz. In the meantime, armed forces have been stationed along the borders and have stacked our capitol with defensive structures. Let the war begin!

-Dictator of East Jablitz
Gustaf Clickclickeredglahhh

Can i take sides of bombing you both? thats what is needed...daddy never gave you a spankin and to be brothers!

You are not involved in this conflict. Don't think that you can destroy the nation of West Jablits. We have extremly powerful allies that dwarf you in size. If you wish to get involved take a side, that simple.

W. Jablitz military on full alert, all armed forces set to full alert. Airstrikes will continue into E. Jablitz terrirtory along the border.

The nation of W. Jablitz doesn't want a full conflict with E. Jablitz we are sending an envoy to create a basic cease fire between our people.

<Secret Message>
We have recently found out about your nuclear agreement between your ally and yourself. Don't use nuclear weapons. We have allies ourself and are willing to ask for their help! There has already been 100,000 deaths on both sides but you are losing the war. For peace we demand that we keep the terroritory we already captured along with the resource rich region of cabli'chted.
<Secret Message>

We hope that peace can prevail
M.
Evil Ruler of Jablitz

The Confederacy of Pro-War Gay Men continues to aid West Jablitz with a consistant influx of troops and our powerful navy. The battles are long and difficult and the multiple paperclip factories continue to produce weapons of Mass destruction while the Little League chest protector factories go about buisiness as usual. The Confederacy is calling for a 80% draft to support the war... to support this massive front the governing party is calling for all citizens to ration their food and constant sexual outbursts.... as reparations for our contribution to this difficult war the Confederacy calls for Jablitz's gay population to be transferred to our territories. We hope to see an end to this terrible conflict as soon as possible.