war on the world!
jaggedy would like to decalre war on teh world but mostly matterburg. They have sent locusts to our nation to eat our crops. we shall overcome the commies with ten fleets, each with
2 cvn-77
4 aoe-6
4 arleigh burke
4 perry
4 ticonderoga
2 virginia
2 spruance
50 b-2s are heading toward your nation to drop their payload on cities inflicting heavy civilian casualties, one to your capital to destroy it with napalm
10 b-52s will fire their cruise missiles onto you, 20 on each so 200 in all.
you will not survive commie! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
yea and i have nuks too so try nothin funny or i will nuuk you
Dontgonearthere
07-03-2004, 21:56
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OOC: How the hell would your EXTREMELY tiny nation have this much?
My nation does not see any reason for this war, but will stop you at all costs. We ask for any nations that are willing to help us, to send troops, so that we may be victorious.
Thank you to all.
- John Carter
Secretary of Defense
Dontgonearthere
07-03-2004, 22:00
I declare war on...that garbage can!
*annexes garbage can*
That was fun.
*goes on to annex the entire allyway, then the apartment slum and finaly the street*
Phear the mighty Empire of Treacle Mine road!
Truth, Justice, Freedom, reasonably priced Love, and a HARD BOILED EGG!
run for your lives! the garbage cans are coming!
Dontgonearthere
07-03-2004, 22:02
All you had to do was ask somebody via TG :P
I have sent a troop of 500 men over to your country. They have been parachuted, and are ready for action. I have sent them on the move.
we are ready for conflict - our soldiers are in ocnstant patrol, and will find yours if any are in my nation.
OOC: mind sending a navy too?
dontgonearthere, you've got a tg.
jastomia do you want to have the next war? ;) j/k wouldn't want to destroy you...
nine of our ten fleets have been returned to our waters - six just for the purposes of a cheaper war; one to protect ourselves, and two to attack other threats if necessary -these have been redeployed elsewhere.
nine of our ten fleets have been returned to our waters - six just for the purposes of a cheaper war; one to protect ourselves, and two to attack other threats if necessary -these have been redeployed elsewhere.
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sorry for the triple post...server...
So, nobody will choose to help Matterbug. That is all the better. The location of the other two fleets is unknown - secret: they have been redeployed to behind the first fleet to support them.