War
We the Holy Islamic Region of Mustafa Al Kabiria do declare Jihad on the region Britain for crimes against Allah [Shalalalalbi].
British Communists
07-03-2004, 20:12
Well be prepared to be decimated by us. We won't see the likes of you go anywhere near our rightful homeland.
at the present time the Armed Republic of Shalalalalalalalalalab has 100,000 troops on the south border of Britain. If Britain does not back down and pay reparations to the effect of $1 Billion for the slaughter of 12 Shalab Immams we will be forced to enter the country. We hope this can be resolved peacefully with full cooperation from Britain.
British Communists
07-03-2004, 20:16
Stand down or I will send 1 million troops to aid britain. Then I will bomb your country into next wednesday.
We will not tolerate this disrespect this impurtance from Britain. As we speak our 'operatives' are amongst your people, we are prepared to have them detonate themselves and slaughter your people. We demand the release of Immam Mary Muhamed Al Kabir. Our allies are strengthed by the power Allah [shalalalalalbi] gives us. Surrender or the blood of your people will dye the streets crimson!
Ypsitucky
07-03-2004, 20:19
you guys must be having so much fun! I want to play who can write down the biggest number of troops!
Ypsitucky sends ten trillion troops to wash over the British soil and water the earth with the blood of both you tools!
YAY! BEAT THAT!
Layarteb
07-03-2004, 20:19
LMFAO. I think we should keep count on the number of these per day and award a prize to those who don't do stupid stuff.
British Communists
07-03-2004, 20:21
Maybe you don't realise that even if you 2 countries come together, I still have a population over 10 times yours, therefore have any army 10 times yours. HERE'S YOUR TERRRORISTS EVERYONE! Prime evidence that these people will kill innocents.
Allah!!! shalalalalalalalalalalalalbi - you will die a traitors death. Allah!! shalalalalalalalalalbi. Your people shall be slain by the will of Allah. Allah shalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalbi. Mustav Allah, Allah - shalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalbi
Layarteb
07-03-2004, 20:25
MOD-ALERT...This is just pointless...
British Communists
07-03-2004, 20:25
OOC: Your clearly a cock, just here to annoy everyone. Piss off.
Failure to Cooperate:
Four nuclear warheads have just been fired towards your country. Our troops have been withdrawn.
*A short while later*
The nukes have just hit producing a fallout of 1000 miles with the prevailing north wind. Every person in your country has been infected with radiation. unlucky. allah is with us
Failure to Cooperate:
Four nuclear warheads have just been fired towards your country. Our troops have been withdrawn.
*A short while later*
The nukes have just hit producing a fallout of 1000 miles with the prevailing north wind. Every person in your country has been infected with radiation. unlucky. allah is with us
Allah shalalalalalalalalalbi has brought the great floods upon your people. They lie the streets and fear the wrath he lays at their door. Allah!!! Allah!!! You will be divded and we will bleed Britain of its people. By the will of Allah shalalalalalalalalalalbi he has purged the world of your unworthy citizens. Allah!!! shalalalalalalalbi. Your people will flee and die for the sin they bring our Holy Region. May Allah shalalalalalalbi and Saga the only true prophet drown your people and clear the world of your scum. Allah shalalalalalalbi!!
OOC: Really bored so I get involved here.
You don't have nukes, so sorry.
British Communists
07-03-2004, 20:32
Failure to read stickys:
Nations that were made today and yesterday can't have nukes. Well played dick head.
We do not need nukes. We bring the power and wrath of Allah shalalalalalalalalbi to your shores. The matrydom and sacrifice our people made has rid the world of your nation. Our 'operatives' have shattered your nation, they flee the streets in fear. Allah shalalalalalalalalalalbi!!
British Communists
07-03-2004, 20:44
*ignores*
Can a mod close this nonsense please?
OOC: I want to do this as a test, I wonder what ever could be in these objects. I need a response from the two though.
High above Earth, a satellite wanders nearly aimlessly. Suddenly the booster ignites and the satellite swings towards the small nations of Al Zabir and Shalalalalalalalalalab. Recent failed terrorist attacks in mainland Scellia, done so poorly that the citizenry of Scellia caught them before the police had. Scellian officials also fear that the threat of nuclear strikes may become truth later if these irresponsible nations acquire some. The satellite spurts two large oblong shapes, they fall through the atmosphere burning red. Unless a ABM system stops them they will impact dead center of each targeted nation. First use of the Flame Fortress satellite system.
Layarteb
08-03-2004, 07:09
All of these "citizens" in Layarteb, a total of 8, have been rounded up and are now being publically beaten and made to watch as copies of the Koran are urinated on. The rest of the public in Layarteb find it helarious and take part in the event.
OOC:
I'll fight all of you at once...if you'll have it.
OOC: Which all of us, Layarteb/Scellia/Brit Commies or the Allah peeps.
Melforlo
08-03-2004, 08:42
I got to ask... is this one guy with a couple puppet nations making fun of the newbs who actually do this kind of ridiculous stuff?
if not... madness, I say!
Layarteb
08-03-2004, 19:45
Stupid people just need to die. They ruin everything. 1 guy or multiple it doesn't matter they're all being beaten with pork-soaked copies of the Koran.
oooh, i see a chance to have more military basses in newby countrys, can i please nuke both of them, and set up bases, mine uranium ?