NationStates Jolt Archive

We recently busted a terrorist organization calling themselves the crimson jihad.We retrieved 8 MIRV III russian tactical nuclear warheads and boxes upon boxes of various small arms we even found narcotics such as heroine, cocaine, mariguana and even LSD.If you would like to purchase some u must fit the following requirements:

1. CAN NOT BE OR BE AFFILIATED WITH TERRORISTS OR BE TERRORITS TO PURCHASE.

2. BE A NATION WITH A POPULATION ABOVE 100 MILLION PEOPLE.


Also for any reason u feel uncomfortable placing the order just say this:

*SECRET MESSAGE TO ERIOPIA*

Before u say the message so technicly no one knows only me.

But if u really want it personal just telegram me.

Prices go as follows:

Drugs and narcotics: 20,000 dollars for just the order.

Warheads: 10 billion dollars per a warhead. NOTE: 2 PER A NATION!

Small arms: AK-47s, CALICOS,M4A1 CARBINES MAC 10-11 UZIs AKS-74Us,SPAS 12 SHOTGUNS,FN9000s M-16s NOTE: NO PISTOLS WERE FOUND.

Ill take 2 nukes from every one of my over 100 mil nations, which means i just bought u out

What is the nations name and no you are technicly purchasing it for your self more than u are allowed. :?

The nations that will be purchasing (you said 2 per nation, not individuals)

The nations that will be purchasing are: Lomaks Empire, Kwaswhakistan, Kwaswhakistan2, and.... I cant remember the other ones... ok well just those 3 then


oh an I(we) will take some AK's as well

No worries, I am not a terrorist, nor am I a crook

Ohh.... srry lomak didnt see ur age until now yes sure you can take 4 for each nation and yes 1,000 boxes of AK-47s which comes to.... 40 billion 900,000 dollars and 78 cents.your order is confirmed please wire the money.

money wired, USD correct cos thats what was wired.

okay thnk you and enjoy your weapons! :D :D

i got nukes and ak's..... so stereotypically terrorist... i should become terrorist.....



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:D :) :o :? well technicly stereotypiclly speaking yes ur a terrorist.

hmmm... well from now on my troops are instructed to fire their ak's in the air randomly and shout allah allah allah... and now to nuke something...

great dont forget make them islam and have them produce tapes of some guy in beard saying things.

yes i have started creating tapes now for every possible situation that could happen in the world, well at least its all saying the same thing but the translations differ.

plus we will give you some flags to burn most are just pictures from children drwing converted into sewn professional looking flags but they'll do.Plus take the lighters and light them with it.

ok cool thx man that will help with our expenses, we were going to just burn one and use that burning to make it look like we do it all the time just from different angles

plus make your men's standard military handling of weapons be that they yell gibberish like this :MIKAZI!!! ALLAH ALLAH.That way they will confuse their enemy until they blow the enemys head off.

im going to surgically implant all of my military with C4

excellent would you like to be a ally of mine? :D

... sure....


Lemme tell u what I'm gonna do when Im like old or something (18 now so in about 5 years I'll start). I am going to surgically implant pigeons with C4, a tracking device, and a remote/proximity detonator. Then in my yard I am going to have little things set up so that when somebody enters my yard pigeon pheromones spray on them then the Kamikaze Pigeons are released. More stuff like that but I don't feel like typing much.

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no im serious about this. will also have landmines and a couple small missile silos (my friend already has one). im also gonna claim my own country right here in the middle of Colorado

well good luck maybe that will be the 51 first state or a common wealth of the U.S.A.

no i dont want to be a state, im just gonna make my own independant country

just make sure you dont get arrested or something.

oh i wont.................