NationStates Jolt Archive

From: HOmer Simpson1987

To:Scellia
You won't sell me nukes, I responded by having my Ohio class subs nuke you. At 10:05 P.m. EST, 288 nuclear warheads from a single sub destroyed your nation. I am prepared to order my other 10 to release their total of 2880 nukes.

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the missile were intercepted by terronian "Get Real" missiles and thrown back to the noobie godmodding country of Homer Simpson.

Listen idiot that is godmodding if you dont know what that is read the thread about it.

Wow its a moron n00b war.....OOOOOOH LET ME FIRE MY N()()KS!!! (sorry i gotta do this!)

"Lieutenant the Target is lit up"
"Fire all the NUKES!!"
http://www.littonlaser.com/Laser%20Stuff/LLDRhp.jpg

All my silos that number around 9 to the 100000000power....fire all there nukes at you. Whats 10 to the 1000000000000000000000000 Power? Thats how many nukes just turned your useless void into a crater.

I shot the sherrif.

I shot the sherrif. Did you shoot his wife?

nukes were launched from main harbor. Whole pop is gone.

i did! :P

yeah lets ah join in i shoot my entire nuclear stockpile at the Homer Simson Crater making it even deeper.

i'm dead, but so is Scellia.

I shot the sherrif. Did you shoot his wife?

i shot the sheriff's brother's friend's stepmother's sister.

with a 44 magnum

we will use the crater as a nuclear test site.


*launches 1 n00b-killer icbm*

we will use the crater as a nuclear test site.


*launches 1 n00b-killer icbm*

isnt funny that know theres a crater the size of a small country

What are you people doing? You are responding like n00bs to a n00b. Use some class people!

A phone rings in the office of Homer Simpson1987. An automated message plays. "Hello sir or madame. You are the leader of a nation we deem inferior to the rest of sentient life and therefore are marked for extermination. We are calling to tell you that you have our deepest regrets for having been created as you were. Have a nice day..."

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ignoresat.jpg

Wait a minute, thats no moon (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/image6.html)!

What are you people doing? You are responding like n00bs to a n00b. Use some class people!

A phone rings in the office of Homer Simpson1987. An automated message plays. "Hello sir or madame. You are the leader of a nation we deem inferior to the rest of sentient life and therefore are marked for extermination. We are calling to tell you that you have our deepest regrets for having been created as you were. Have a nice day..."

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/ignoresat.jpg

lol

I shot the sherrif. Did you shoot his wife?

i shot the sheriff's brother's friend's stepmother's sister.

with a 44 magnum
I shot his dog with a 225mm cannon.

nice one crimmond

*uses his time machine going to some alternate reality and bringing the entire nation of Scellia to this time and puts them back in there new safe nation...* Oh yes one more thing. FIRE THE IGNORE RAYS!
http://www.tiberiumsun.com/downloads/images/juggernaut1.jpeg direct hit captain.

i shot the sheriffs pet turtle with a blow dart

I shot his wife with a knock out dart and shes in the trunk in a apc right now being sent to zee ocean.

I shot the sherrif.

But I did not shoot the deputy.

HomerSimpson, you have been I.G.N.O.R.E.D.

I like the pic.

god isnt this great when a noob does somethin stupid and everyone makes fun of him and have a good time. Beers all around cheers mates.

*Special Ops silently kills the Deputy*

Nothing to see here, move along. :lol:

i killed the sheriffs daugter with a booby pin and buried her in the Homer Simpson crater.

special ops walks up to the dead deputy and shoots hime 5 more times just for fun :twisted:

*diverts national trash program to homer simpson crater*

huuum

*fills it with water* RADIOACTIVE LAKE!!! *jumps in*

D'oh! A deer! A female deer!

Well, let's stop making fun of poor Homer and tell him to read the stickies next time...it's ok, it happens a lot.

i im here to make an announment. I am rederecting all sewage pipes to empty in the Homer Simpson crater. When it gets filled to the top were gonna build a slide around it and call it Sewage World Familiy Wet Park.

*puts on NBC suit*jumps in lake

Looks at all the Homer Simpson poeple still stuck in the hole and says "Put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again fwuhahahahaha".

Its fun to watch newbs get pummeled.

airdrops in 300 tons of lotion on the nasty shrivled people of Homer Simpson because they look so dang nasty.

lololol some people take this site WAAAYAYAYAYAY 2 seriously lolol sum guy at the end of last page is like dont respond like noobs to a noob...use some classs lolol just 1 example of the many internet fags who have no life aaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha whoever that was that said that i nuke u 1000000001203921093017432840923849023809482319048309123091892048092340932901740923850827309438213057 0821340891798572380974980725398812093471280935489123759832094871239820938874981273580478923890471293-8514230975-9813248754812093480123849012384098123405-712340809123809 times for being such a gay homooooo

yum yum eat um up.

because im random
AHHHH THE RAY ITS GONE BALISTICA
*the ray hits about half the guys standing there and they vanish* cool i didnt know it did that.
http://www.tiberiumsun.com/downloads/images/juggernaut1.jpeg

This is exactly why I created a practice nation and enrolled it in Role Play University.

I want to at least make it a bit difficult for you all to burn me as such.

Goderich we can burn anyone on nationstates if we really wanted to. For a simple typo or a misspelling....But we don't because we SHOULD have lives....

OOC: Wow, 2 pages and I finally get around to responding.

Cliffnotes version:

Ice Fortress intercept 80% of missiles before they MIRV, the rest are taken care of by Lancelot ABM's. Scellia test first prototype of 1-Gigaton nuclear weapon, see other thread for verification of reality of system.

ESTIMATED YEILD: 750 Megatons
STATUS: 45% of wanted yield

http://www.transload.net/~baw_baw/css/astroid.jpg

OOC: I might post an RPed version of this later, but the godmoddong of this means I mgiht not.