NationStates Jolt Archive

The nation of Retenstienalburg is undergoing a variouse amount of suprize attacks by an unknown group of people. They seam to target those that own fish stands and soda pop machines. The evil doers are burning houses, smashing stands into bits and stealing the soda pop machines. Our nation is in great need of help. If anyone has any information or anything else, please contact Retenstienalburg. We are willing to nagociate some sort of agreement for the exchange of information. Or, if your peoples are willing to help track down the scoundrals, please contact us.
Sincerly,
The Pres. of Retenstienalburg,
Eleanor Gray

The Scoundrals are becoming more agressive as time passes by. Now, not only are the masked crimanals smashing fish stands and soda machines, but they are also burning any buisness associated with the fish or soda market. Many are being put out of a job becuase of the secret assocations actions. We are still finding no evidnece as to who these masterminds are or what their motives may be. We have recieved no requests for money or anything else. If you have any suggestions on how to deal with the crimanals or any idea as to who may be their leader, please contact me. There is a reward involved in any useful information you can offer. Thankyou.
The pres. of Retenstienalburg,
Eleanor Gray

Well, it's official, inorder to stop these attacks the government of Retenstienalbug was forced to outlaw fish eating and soda drinking. Sadly these loosers have won this war, but in the future, they will loose. We are now open to comments