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05-03-2004, 22:17
Multi Trillion Dollar Hole
The investigation begun by the Daily News has uncovered a multi-trillion dollar hole in finances showing that $2,250,000,000,000 is missing from the recently released government accounts. The Daily News has found this problem after an extensive investigation.
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Review Page 21
Letters Page 32
The report released today showed a huge missing chunk of capital from the government.
Internal E-Mail
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To: Peter
From: Mary
Subject: News
The news today showed something quite awful, not only must we consider our reputation and that of this party as one that is economically and fiscally competant but also the danger this presents.
Who took the money and for who?
Please see the report I have faxed you.
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Internal Fax
Top Secret
There is a likelyhood that an MP known as Jake Marks was responsible for this, he has well known Nazi sympathies and is likely to have sent the money to a hostile government, this could pose a serious problem. Mr Marks is under watch by the Central Investigation Authority (CIA). Please ensure you keep this report secret until it is found out which country the money was handed over to.
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MP Arrested at Home
The Chilton and Muntly MP Jake Marks was dragged from his home last night and taken to an undisclosed location. Further news not availiable.
The investigation begun by the Daily News has uncovered a multi-trillion dollar hole in finances showing that $2,250,000,000,000 is missing from the recently released government accounts. The Daily News has found this problem after an extensive investigation.
Continued Page 3
Review Page 21
Letters Page 32
The report released today showed a huge missing chunk of capital from the government.
Internal E-Mail
[code:1:8ce51c782a]
To: Peter
From: Mary
Subject: News
The news today showed something quite awful, not only must we consider our reputation and that of this party as one that is economically and fiscally competant but also the danger this presents.
Who took the money and for who?
Please see the report I have faxed you.
[/code:1:8ce51c782a]
Internal Fax
Top Secret
There is a likelyhood that an MP known as Jake Marks was responsible for this, he has well known Nazi sympathies and is likely to have sent the money to a hostile government, this could pose a serious problem. Mr Marks is under watch by the Central Investigation Authority (CIA). Please ensure you keep this report secret until it is found out which country the money was handed over to.
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MP Arrested at Home
The Chilton and Muntly MP Jake Marks was dragged from his home last night and taken to an undisclosed location. Further news not availiable.