NationStates Jolt Archive

In one of the congressional houses of Precociana, buried at the bottom of a pile of mail, the honorable Head of International Affairs Julienne F. Barr-Chorde--wife of Precociana-reknowned William B. Chorde, legendary glockenspielist--finds what passes (barely) for an international missive.

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hello i declare war on you

always,queendom of wetfloor

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With brow perked, Julienne pens a formal reply in quadruplicate and mails it off post-haste, with copies going to the President of Precociana and all members of the inner cabinet.

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Most Melodic Tidings to the War-Declarative Queendom of Floors Which Are Wet!

Upon receiving your request for war, the Most Serene Republic of Precociana politely declines, as we've a prior engagement that day walking our chia pets, washing our hair, and taking our grandparents (all of them) to many unforseen doctors' appointments.

We wish you the best in your war-mongering endeavors, and can (if so desired) direct you to several nations, all of whom are just gagging for a good row.

Julienne F. Barr-Chorde,
Head of International Affairs,
The Most Serene Republic of Precociana

"Music will uplift the people."

OOC: Feel free to include the Federation of Warmongering Lunatics in your list of nations that would cheerfully accept a war with WetFloor.
(insert evil laugh here)
Very nice post, by the way....

Refer WetFloor to me. I need a bit of practice. Me and a friend are doing a mock-invasion soon.

Well i could use some more land *evil laugh*

No. I have had enough after France Fries was brutally OOCly taken over by fraudelent assurance of aid in exchange for a password. Do you not see?

MY SOLDIERS ARE TRIGGER HAPPY ENOUGH!

Oh, and we may as well test our newest creation in combat.