War!
Ping Kong: 20 miles from Kento
General Hasydamo I need these troops. No! I have told you these troops are being used to guard Ping Kong. I think that the Elkorians are going to invade our borders! If you get the permission of a higher ranking genera than I am then I will give you these troops! Dismissed!
In the tent Hasydamo is in a good mood. He was pretty sure that Elkore didn't know that they were smuggling arms and weapons to the rebels. They had already sent them 2000 MP 40's. If the rebels overthrew the nation of Elkore then they were allowed to keep half of it. Elkore will fall. Even if the rebels fail our armies won't!
Daamfeck
04-03-2004, 23:58
OOC: Dude... punctuation... quotation marks... they work like this:
John said, "Quote marks are those little tiny lines!"
"Indeed they are. Notice how after John spoke, I pressed enter," replied Phil.
"Yeah!"
"Yay!"
"Let's move soldiers"
"Those rebels will take Finor before we get close to it!"
A voice said "Maybe thats because they are riding in cars and trucks and we are on foot"
"Who said that" Commander Wilks asked.
STTTTTTTS
"Commander Wilkes do you read me?"
"Loud and clear over"
"I need you to turn you division around"
"May I ask why Sir?"
"We spotted an enemy column of jeeps. There are about 40 of them and we believe they are armed with MP40's."
"What!!! Those are still in field testing in Ratinya!"
"I know"
"There must be some sort of black market"
"Well enough dilly dally Commander Wilkes! Get your troops to Highway 40 right this instant!!!!!"
"Column halt. About face
We are marching about a mile that way to Highway 40. Now move out!
"Let's move soldiers"
"Those rebels will take Finor before we get close to it!"
A voice said "Maybe thats because they are riding in cars and trucks and we are on foot"
"Who said that" Commander Wilks asked.
STTTTTTTS
"Commander Wilkes do you read me?"
"Loud and clear over"
"I need you to turn you division around"
"May I ask why Sir?"
"We spotted an enemy column of jeeps. There are about 40 of them and we believe they are armed with MP40's."
"What!!! Those are still in field testing in Ratinya!"
"I know"
"There must be some sort of black market"
"Well enough dilly dally Commander Wilkes! Get your troops to Highway 40 right this instant!!!!!"
"Column halt. About face
We are marching about a mile that way to Highway 40. Now move out!
"Let's move soldiers"
"Those rebels will take Finor before we get close to it!"
A voice said "Maybe thats because they are riding in cars and trucks and we are on foot"
"Who said that" Commander Wilks asked.
STTTTTTTS
"Commander Wilkes do you read me?"
"Loud and clear over"
"I need you to turn you division around"
"May I ask why Sir?"
"We spotted an enemy column of jeeps. There are about 40 of them and we believe they are armed with MP40's."
"What!!! Those are still in field testing in Ratinya!"
"I know"
"There must be some sort of black market"
"Well enough dilly dally Commander Wilkes! Get your troops to Highway 40 right this instant!!!!!"
"Column halt. About face
We are marching about a mile that way to Highway 40. Now move out!
"Let's move soldiers"
"Those rebels will take Finor before we get close to it!"
A voice said "Maybe thats because they are riding in cars and trucks and we are on foot"
"Who said that" Commander Wilks asked.
STTTTTTTS
"Commander Wilkes do you read me?"
"Loud and clear over"
"I need you to turn you division around"
"May I ask why Sir?"
"We spotted an enemy column of jeeps. There are about 40 of them and we believe they are armed with MP40's."
"What!!! Those are still in field testing in Ratinya!"
"I know"
"There must be some sort of black market"
"Well enough dilly dally Commander Wilkes! Get your troops to Highway 40 right this instant!!!!!"
"Column halt. About face
We are marching about a mile that way to Highway 40. Now move out!
Nice quadruple post dude!
TAG! This should be a really funny war...
51 Tank division:
"Were nearing Finor Colenel"
"Any sight of the enemy?"
No Sir!!!!
Continue the advance.
In the distance a voice yelled open fire!
What the blazes??
Tanks return fire!!
Bam!!! Bam!!! Bam!!!
I need assistance. There are about 500 of them and 75 of us. HQ do you copy?
HQ copies over and out. A tank to his right blew sky high. What they couldn't possibly have missles!! Unless they had been trading with Ratinya!!! He would report this later. The enemy was concealed in brush. Fall back!!! They have SSM. I repeat retreat!!
Crimson blades
05-03-2004, 01:27
Conrad and John Fritz, where feeling kinda bored sitting in the
Nuclear Arms and Biological Weapons Launch Facility...
"Soo..Conrad, What do you feel like doing?"
"I dunno John, any small nations waging wars against eachother today?"
"Yeah, I think I see some now!"
"I have an Idea! lets nuke them!"
"Uhhh....Okay!"
And so, Conrad and John launched 6 ICBMs. three for each nation. And they felt happy.
The End.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Hoooooooooo boy! Thats a good way to end a war! Ahahaha! Good job Blades! Ahaha...Hoooooooooooo...Aha...*cough* *regains composure*
And we all lived happily ever after...
+3h 3|\||)
(The End)
The Zoogie People
05-03-2004, 02:31
Et erat multa laetita.
Crimson blades
05-03-2004, 02:50
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Hoooooooooo boy! Thats a good way to end a war! Ahahaha! Good job Blades! Ahaha...Hoooooooooooo...Aha...*cough* *regains composure*
And we all lived happily ever after...
+3h 3|\||)
(The End)
And receving the oscar for best "Im just really bored" nuke job....
Crimson Blades!!
*Walks up and bows solemly*
Daamfeck
05-03-2004, 06:56
Elkore tried to master punctuation... But failed... Miserably.