04-03-2004, 15:57
Due to recent unheaval in the Government of the Hold Empire of Great Mike Religious fundamentalist have declared a Jihade on all invadels that don't believe in the power of the great Mike.
The government of the Gret Mike has decided not to intervine nor approve of these terrorist. The Government of the Great Mike has decided that appeesement to these terrorist is the best course of action. They have already hijacked several aircraft and are threatening to fly them into public areas.
The Holy Army of the Great Mike has been called up to full alert due to these events. We ask the world to accept the terrorist demands in exchange for peace.
The government of the Gret Mike has decided not to intervine nor approve of these terrorist. The Government of the Great Mike has decided that appeesement to these terrorist is the best course of action. They have already hijacked several aircraft and are threatening to fly them into public areas.
The Holy Army of the Great Mike has been called up to full alert due to these events. We ask the world to accept the terrorist demands in exchange for peace.